TV Posts Tagged as 'Gross'
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Big Brother (2000-)

Predictability won. I think Monte is even more allergic, now. Anybody can become a winner if they coast on others, represent, wave, purr on stupid menx and endorse chips. The show could not redeem Kyle, with the beautiful legs, with an apology (for deciphering the whole reverse thing) so they included him in a fake audience "favorite"lineup. The winner was given the opportunity to distribute the wealth but chose to Oprah it. 26-Sep-2022
Julie Chen made a music video so I can talk about her. OK, I'm talking about her. Hahahaha! There is a gay romance brewing amongst Monte, who seems allergic to vagina and is posing as a disinterested cis man for money, and Taylor, a beauty contestant whose experience goes beyond waving. Turner is that squishy ass that cis men fuck accidentally when they're drunk or its dark. Brittany resembles a comedian you'd fire from SNL. Boy, I can't wait for Julie Chen to start talking. Wink, wink. 01-Oct-2021
Big Brother (2000 -)
Sexism is celebrated in every culture. 01-Oct-2021
Beauty must be abolished before all else. 24-Sep-2021
A beautiful power bottom won the power of veto. 15-Sep-2021
Because of its hollow historical victory, all black characters appearing in Hollywood horror movies will die first. Again. 13-Sep-2021
Master psychology thesis on the lack of a human heart. Does Les Moonves subject Julie Chen to an obstacle course before she can re-enter their home? 19-Aug-2021
It's like coming home after a hard day's work and tuning in to hear what your co-workers were thinking. Mind blast. The frustration goes way beyond an undeserving winner. 14-Jul-2016
Walking Dead, The (2010-) 

The Governor capped villainy, the creators refuse to scientifically explain or move beyond its gloomy existence and another season of Negan smirks is off-putting. I'm quitting because it has no end and they are killing the future of zombie inspiration by hogging and pummeling us with it. 21-Feb-2019
Oops, I thought the show was evolving. 29-Nov-2018
Sometimes it's hard to see past the corn fields. 12-Nov-2018
They gambled 7 minutes too long. The alpha phased out. 05-Nov-2018
The most staggering surprises arise after sobering us for heartbreak. It was poetry. 11-Dec-2017
It ended to satiate the fans, bathed from blood of a cliched and predictable heart plus a curtain close. 03-Apr-2017
This is the 3rd time that Jeffery Dean Morgan has invaded a series at its vertex. I was always waiting for the grand manifestation of the buildup and all we got was a daddy with lots of fuckability, a frozen smirk that unnerves and trite villainy. Do over. 11-Nov-2016
Mature grit. Thanks for giving us the opportunity to interpret as we wish. 09-Nov-2016
Ash vs. Evil Dead (2015 -2018)
It ended big amid slight disappointment. The end fittingly regards what time it now belongs in. 29-Apr-2018
The third episode of the third season was unhinged art. Wisps of "Buffy" greatness rattled in my head. 14-Mar-2018
Some of the fun has filtered out but our love for Scoobies remains. 16-Dec-2016
It is very faithful to its mythology. Raimi still has inventiveness and surprises left in him. He still knows how to shock and generate laughs. Papsmear Campbell has not lost his touch and he makes you appreciate you watch. He is where most of the fun starts. He's also got Scoobies of which Ray Santiago's Pablo supplies much of the heart and adorableness. Last but not least is Lucy Lawless as a badass something. Never hurts. One of my new favorites of the year. A geek's cult reunion gasm. 12-Dec-2015
90 Day Fiancee (2014-) 
The premise or the offering is making the assumption that there are predators and victims in every relationship when in reality its just feral trying to claim the top spot. The people in America who invest do so because they perceive the foreigner as unenlightened therefore easily subjugated but the con always fights back because that is their livelihood. I don't contend that there isn't love somewhere here but I can't see why some would risk the growth of their children to obtain it. These people are impossible to unravel but I think we should be counseling them instead of observing them. 26-Oct-2016
Impractical Jokers (2011 -) 
Racist, common, underdeveloped tools laughing at their own jokes. 11-Jul-2016
Chopped (2007 -) 
It was fun for a while and Ted is so easy to watch but a few years of the repetitive amped up grossness is enough. Its not like they were teaching anyone how to cook. 06-Mar-2016
Breaking Bad (2008 - 2013) 
I watched only up to the 4th episode. It took months before I revisited. I wanted to like it. I just needed to give it time. There was some business with a dead body, a bath tub and acid. A Three Stooges type setup that didn't make me laugh but made me lose patience with the characters. Horrible people in an ugly world that I don't want to spend any time in. I could hear the count of Mr. Cranston's ticks. If I can see you act, you are not becoming. Soup! 30-Oct-2015
Family Guy (1999 -) 
Funny man makes unfunny art. 30-Oct-2015
Flipping Out (2007 -) 
4 years in was enough for me to flip the switch from snapping to squirming. Not one brush stain can survive the canvas of scrutiny with too many close-ups and oversharing. They are imprudent, despotic and conniving. When Jeff Lewis paints its always a derivative of grey, white or black. I believe those are the colors of his mood, zeal and landing-place. No one is as they are illustrated but worse. The behaviorism on hand is only to displace any notion of mental instability. The gay family that Jeff concocted, covets and despises is no different than the natural family that repudiates him. I suffered fools gladly until I reflected the top of a paint can back at them and found the answer. 01-Aug-2013