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Movies Posts Tagged as 'Elegance'

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Zardoz (1974) Arf

The gods have died, the penis has been declared an enemy, police have been abolished to savage lands to patrol, kill and rape what procreates and to harness survival goods for a scientifically mystic democracy. Gods are falsified to keep savages savaging and to keep their dystopian bubble, privileged and safe.

Sean Connery is brave, wearing a diaper throughout and doing action scenes in heels. The perfect brute with a thirst for knowledge.

The bubble society are eternals. They do not police, they judge. If you are found committing an offense, they age you.

John Boorman was brimming with ideas, executing spectacular visions and testing how far our imagination can travel. It was a beautiful ride until it crashed. There is a limit. 29-Jun-2020

Tags: 1970s, Action, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Elegance, Fantasy, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, SciFi, Sentimental, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Twisty, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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29-Jun-2020


Doctor Sleep (2019) Woof

The exploration of the past was literary.

Alex Essoe's spot on Shelley Duvall is impressive because it harmonizes with the film's recognition of Kubrick's obsession with perfection.

It pays homage to the past but the film frees itself from Kubrick's grasp and becomes its own thing, maybe something King had in mind.

I was not impressed by the magicians until they ate a child.

Kids that are special get eaten.

Ewan embodies the spirit of a child.

The cast is multi-verse, the action rips and even though the story veers into its own thing, the return is pretty exciting. 28-Jun-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action, Action Fun, Chemistry, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director's Achievement, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Inspired, Music Swings, Mystery, Over the Top, Sentimental, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Twisty, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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28-Jun-2020


Ad Astra (2019) Woof

Universal travel, planet saving and soaring daddy issues.

The director feeds us unique vistas and exhilarating action but makes us feel like we're riding a bullet train. It spins by, it's amazing, I'm glad I saw it but it didn't mean anything. It had no attachment to the story.

Pitt attacks like it's his story to tell. He's exhausted, full of gruff and self analyzation. It was a most personal rendition.

Tommy Lee is "grand" daddy to everything Pitt did. 22-Jun-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Elegance, Funny, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Inspired, Music Swings, Mystery, Political, Relationships, SciFi, Sentimental, Subtle, Suspense, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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22-Jun-2020


Daughter of Shanghai (1937) Arf

Smuggling asians to America for slave labor. It's big on gumption because the makers gambled on a "good eye". There is a jolt of celebration in seeing ourselves being portrayed in a prohibitive era. The film is incomplete, scarcely budgeted and cold in character development. It's not its fault. What blesses it, is Anna May Wong's illumination and a supporting cast that keep it burning. The characters were typed to be as they were. 13-May-2020

Tags: 1930s, Action, Camp, Chemistry, Crime Drama, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Funny, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Macho Posing, Magnetism, Mystery, Over the Top, Revenge, Star Watt, Suspense, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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13-May-2020


Third Day, The (1965) Arf

Can a man become an enlightened human if an accident causes him amnesia? Not if your mug is still wanted for murder.

George Peppard is grand business daddy, never demurring from blankness while still eliciting great face.

Elizabeth Ashley was privileged bitch wife, with an redemptive opportunity for love and a zestful beauty of another.

Sally Kellerman knew how to turn it on and shut men down.

Mona Washbourne elicited comic wit relief and parental heartbreak.

Roddy McDowell. The best cocksucker in Hollywood actually had other talents.

Arte Johnson crept trying to put a creepy face on a "love me" persona.

Music. It sounded like every summer blockbuster score rolled into one.

It's sumptuously over, to guiltily enjoy. 11-May-2020

Tags: 1960s, Camp, Chemistry, Crapfun, Crime Drama, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Drama, Elegance, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Magnetism, Musical Bombast, Over the Top, Relationships, Revenge, Romance, Sentimental, Sexy, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Twisty, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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11-May-2020


Lighthouse, The (2019) Woof

A psychology whose study is based at its present moment. Dafoe arghs and puffs with superiority and a seasoning of humanity. Pattinson is learning, maturing and blowing things up. A beautiful coupling. 03-May-2020

Tags: 2010s, Brutal, Chemistry, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Horror, Hot Swatch, Inspired, Magnetism, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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03-May-2020


Frozen II (2019) Whimper

Its beauty is deceptive.

There is no thought or flourish to the story and no realism to the dialogue. Children have deeper conversations than this.

They are constantly bombarded by magical things, yet still wonder at the next.

The songs are its enemy. The songwriters write songs for talkers not classically trained singers. The musical artists could not wrap their talent around them. The words weren't tonal or melodious. (A thesaurus might have helped.) Each song was a giant whoopee cushion to the ear.

I wished the snowman had melted. (I'm sorry, I've spent too much time with Gervais.)

The presentation is built to make a grown man cringe.

If it weren't so gorgeous, I'd stop fucking it.

Bring on number 3. (Sigh) 02-May-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action, Beautiful, By the Numbers, Camp, Director's Touch, Drama, Ear Prick, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Gay Swatch, Grating, Manipulation, Music Murders, Musical Bombast, Preachy, Sap, Shrill Act, Timid

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02-May-2020


Others, The (2001) Howl

Children and the help, quarantined with a compulsive mother obsessed with the idea of being as great as God. It's made of Hitchcock walls, star quality is legend of old and the understated score unnerves. It's refined spookery. Nic is powerhouse mama alleviator and authoritarian, putting the kids sweetly to bed, one minute and wanting to chop their heads off, the next. The ending is ruined once you know it but the lesson still rings true. Nothing ever is as it seems. 27-Apr-2020

Tags: 2000s, Best In Drama, Best In Horror, Classic, Creepy, Director's Art, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Funny, Great Acting, Horror, Music Swings, Mystery, Pretty, Scary, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight, Writer's Peak

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27-Apr-2020


Black Widow (1954) Woof

Befriending pretty young things is bad for a man's health and his marriage. Van Heflin is joy of talent, uncoiling his anger at every surprise turn and thrashing women like an equal. Gene Tierney upholds the confused and doting wife, Peggy Ann Garner adds vulnerability to her con and Ginger Rogers sparkles as an empowered success story, dethroning men and failing at everything except bravado. People ponder with intelligence, the crime keeps flooding and the bitchfest hums. 23-Apr-2020

Tags: 1950s, Chemistry, Crime Drama, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Funny, Good Acting, Mystery, Relationships, Revenge, Star Watt, Suspense, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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23-Apr-2020


All Of Me (1984) Whimper

Instead of a body switch Mr. Reiner chose partial possession which is one of the most improbable storylines attempted ever. We want no change in anything but the story. The pros (Martin and Tomlin) don't embarrass easily because it makes sense that great comedy training includes stupidity. Martin freights most of it and freewheels in an agitated state that unnerves us but never hinders us from lapping up his star charm. Lily didn't feel like an equal because she was stuck in a mirror for most of it but her adorable cheekiness and one liners hit. The dance was still cute. 25-Mar-2020

Tags: 1980s, Art Devoid, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Good Acting, Magnetism, Music Swings, Over the Top, Preposterous, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Weird, Wit Crack, Wit Snit

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25-Mar-2020


Parasite (2019) Howl

The society is comprised of envy, maintenance, labor, guts and unification. Images remain in your head, long after you've dismissed them. The story is absolutely unique, the actors are natural and the suffering for/from abundance touches every base. Trimming would have propelled a much stronger impact but I couldn't stop watching every minute of its extensive length. 23-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Beautiful, Chemistry, Comedy, Creepy, Cultural, Director's Art, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Foreign, Funny, Good Acting, Horror, Music Swings, Mystery, Political Satire, Revenge, Scary, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Twisty, Weird, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight, Writing Reigns

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23-Mar-2020


Seven Brides For Seven Brothers (1954) Woof

Men were men, maintaining the environment and women were the foundation of the home. Women complain and acquiesce; men do and expect. It was a time for falling immensely in love at first sight.. hearing about her... smelling her... he's fuckin' big. The cavemen are fuckable, idiotic and tamable. Except for the main and a purring pussycat the brides are an indistinguishable group. They desired less but they connived, demanded and bended it to their advantage like a future President. It's joyous to a fault especially when kidnapping little girls. The music no longer vibrates like it did but the hoofing was athletic muscularity. 20-Mar-2020

Tags: 1950s, Action, Camp, Chemistry, Classic, Comedy, Director's Slice, Drama, Elegance, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Macho Posing, Political Satire, Relationships, Romance, Star Watt, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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20-Mar-2020


Killing Of A Sacred Dear, The (2017) Howl

Doctor feels responsible for causing the death of a teenage boys' father. He befriends him and his mother and integrates him into his own. The boy is a psychotic Jesus whose God has been bested by a doctor playing at God. Colin Farrell adds beautiful whisper to his lilt, calming us, confusing us and surprising us. Barry Keoghan is a vengeful prince ravaging the establishment and scary as fuck. Alicia Silverstone sucks good hands. Raffey Cassidy and Sunny Sulgic supply the perfect endorsement for burdening yourself with care one minute and smacks, the other. Nic holds it tight for the first hour, being logical and abiding but by the last hour she's tongue lashing and bitch slapping her character to heaven. Yorgos Lanthimos kept it artistic, chillingly precise, musically gripped and the giant balls to give us an OMG ending. 18-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Brutal, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Elegance, Good Acting, Music Swings, Mystery, Political, Revenge, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Twinkie, Twisty, Weird, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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18-Mar-2020


Love Witch, The (2016) Whimper

I did a double take when I realized the film wasn't set in the cheesy 60's gothic era. The women are dead ringers for the pristine beauty of that time and the daddies are porn succulence. The witch is a backwards feminist, desperate for love and domination, except her potions and sex stratagems only work precoital. Love turns men into quivering slobbering mush and she becomes vexed and resentful. The film is experimental, nonsensical and devoid of magic. 15-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Camp, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Elegance, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Horror, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Preposterous, Pretty, Relationships, Revenge, Silly, Vague, Weird

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15-Mar-2020


Farewell, The (2019) Woof

Family saying goodbye to a most adorable nana whose unaware she's dying. It is heritage that deigns not telling the patient they are terminal for fear it would exacerbate the symptoms. The Americanized part of the family are predisposed to tell because we have a need to finalize life but the elders would rather respect it by enjoying what's left of it. Awkwafina tempers the doubt, the confusion and the love as the film quietly distills it. 13-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Cultural, Director's Art, Drama, Elegance, Funny, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Inspired, Sentimental, Star Watt, Subtle, Sweet, Touching, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight, Writer's Peak

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13-Mar-2020




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