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Moon-Spinners, The (1964) Arf

Disney explores its sexual proclivities. Youngling travels to Crete with doting aunt (she dotes and travels with young succulence in order to elicit a fuck. From anyone!) Virginal child gets entangled in desires, foreign thieves, rapists, connivers and murderers. Girl power privilege in a foreign land. Pola Negri's Madame Habib makes you happy you remained but the caper is silly shit. 04-Mar-2021

Tags: 1960s, Action, Chemistry, Crapfun, Daddy Squish, Drama, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Over the Top, Preposterous, Relationships, Romance, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Timid, Weird, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Writ w/Possibilities

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04-Mar-2021


Good Boys (2019) Woof

They don't know fancy they just emulate it. The trio has swag, is interracially charismatic and have the cojones of steel. They made me laugh, spin, adore and cheer them. Boys surviving through primal instinct. Take it or leave it that's what boys are. 04-Mar-2021

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Action Fun, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Director Movement, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Hilarious, Physical Humor, Relationships, Sentimental, Stupid Funny, Sweet, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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04-Mar-2021


Married At First Sight (2014-) Howl

Virginia and Erik. Virginia invited some of her slumber fucks over and they got along swimmingly with Erik. They had so much of one thing in common. Briana and Erik. Big guy, small dick? Clara and Ryan. Ryan invited his ex and significant other. The ex kept smirking uncomfortably. He was embarrassed for his bottom boy. Significant other got paid to cheer. Haley and Jacob. I can see the hate in her eyes whenever anyone casts him in a good light. She's clenching her teeth, screaming "can't you see it!?" I can see it girl! I wouldn't want to birth him a daughter with that nose either. 03-Mar-2021
Virginia and Erik. Why didn't El Pastor ask Virginia if she would give up drinking for a successful marriage when they whisked her away from that party on the beach? Veronica, even children use slumber parties as an excuse to fuck. Erik knows all the answers to a successful relationship. Why is he here with this child? Clara and Ryan. The couple can no longer contain the frozen smiles on their faces. They're melting. She's about to jump out of her skin and bottom pocket has malfunctions. Eek. Briana & Vincent. He doesn't seem genuine. Hailey and Jacob. She hates him. Jacob intimated that all white people are Karens. We no longer have to wonder. Paige. I was hoping to get closure to this catastrophe but no one had the balls. El Pastor came a knocking to have Paige announce to the court that she was not coerced into being a stranger's sex puppet. Maybe she acquiesced because she was assured by experts that it would be safe. If El Pastor wanted to redeem himself, he would have let Paige talk, have Chris listen but not say anything, annul the marriage and tell him to get the fuck off the show. Next week: and the beat goes on. 24-Feb-2021
When a woman tells her husband it's not clicking she's telling him his dick did not make her vagina go clackety clack. She's being nice. Four husbands attempted zipping their wives. Only one succeeded. His dick clicked with her vagina. The other three wives did shut up. BLM attacked the MAF bus. BLM apologized at dinner but Proud boys showed up late and served him raw sushi and steak knives. Boom!

How long are these quacks going to make Paige suffer? 18-Feb-2021
Erik and Virginia. She's high energy, he's a horny old nerd enjoying a young chick. It will kill him, tire him or oops, with the right drug mixture, reenergize him. Vincent and Brianna. I will rub his head as soon he stops pretending he has the answer to everything. Jacob and Haley. Daddy has singe body. Mama wife needs to feel it somewhere in the dark, share it and turn her back on it as soon as he pounces. Ryan and Clara. Ryan is a super pocket daddy. He is super because he's a diamond in the ruff, hung, confident, manly and willing to seem 10 feet tall. I want to play with that piece of art laying across his head. I love it. If she sluts, he's out. Chris and Paige. The Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood. The Wolf's pack/family portrayed a gang rape mentality when discussing The Wolf's bride. Disgusting. They all wanted to bang her big butt like it wasn't attached to a person.

Whomever has the cat must have Viviana visit. She hates them! 01-Feb-2021

Tags: 2010s, 2020s, Chemistry, Comedy, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Hot Swatch, Over the Top, Reality, Relationships, Scary, Shrill Act, Wit Crack, Wit Snit

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03-Mar-2021


Rental, The (2020) Arf

Renting a luxury home owned by white supremacists when there is a minority in the group. The cast met the challenge, relationships were established but the surprise was overdue. It doesn't make sense that it would choose this particular moment to explode. They simplified the monster to avoid an impact. Franco insanity make the colors more vibrant but the director's lack of mythology gave us no reason to care about it.

Next time, go nuts! 01-Mar-2021

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Action, Chemistry, Crapfun, Creepy, Director's Touch, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Horror, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Mystery, Preposterous, Relationships, Star Watt, Suspense, Thriller, Vague, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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01-Mar-2021


Semi-Tough (1977) Howl

A childhood trio of friends deepen their bond in adulthood. Two ridiculous chunks of meat and a canned tuna. Delicious. The dialogue smacks, cuts, is dry and intelligent. I've never laughed so hard at subtlety. Burt, Jill and Kris were on full star watt. They were beautiful, crazy, athletic, sexy, fucked up, funny and sweet. 28-Feb-2021

Tags: 1970s, Accidental Watch, Adorable, Chemistry, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Magnetism, Physical Humor, Relationships, Romance, Sentimental, Sexy, Sports, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Stink Wigs, Sweet, Tough, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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28-Feb-2021


Swiss Family Robinson (1960) Howl

Swiss family travel the high seas to claim new land and eco-trash it. Pirates attack their ship as they sleep, all the passengers jump to safety and nobody bothers to awaken them. Were they not liked? They were probably snooty. TG they left an animal farm, nails and enough ammo to kill an army. Shipwrecked. The Ewoks would have barked at the unrealism the family used to erect a tree palace but it's fun Disney magic. As they settle into tranquility the parents ponder the future of their three sons. The boys would inherit nothing without women to love lest they do the animals or worst, each other. A trans boy makes it onto the island and Cain and Abel are awakened to some sexual clarity. It's preposterously gorgeous, impossible, animalistic, adventurous, violent and joyous. 28-Feb-2021

Tags: 1960s, Action, Action Fun, Action Stomper, Beautiful, Best In Action, Best in Fantasy, Camp, Chemistry, Classic, Crapfun, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Heart Writ, History, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Mystery, Over the Top, Physical Humor, Relationships, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Tough, Twinkie, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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28-Feb-2021


United States Vs. Billie Holiday (2021) Howl

Men of the United States vs. a gifted opinion. She may have been a vampire but all the men sucked her dry. We cancelled her and she died. Who's fault is that? Andra Day. Her hard work is on the floor. She never reached druggy nirvana because she kept her light on even as things got darker. Pitch perfect on voice and beauty. The real legend was nasty and obtrusive. More of that. Trevante Rhodes is a cum daddy. I can cum by the thought of him. Tone Bell came and realized the fantasy but Rhodes went and smashed it with inhuman muscular sex. Rob Morgan is the guy with the 18 1/2" just older. Yum. Lee Daniels does not fuss too much. He wants to tell a clean story. When he imagines a woman's sensuality through the eyes of a victimized child, it is golden but when he doesn't subjugate us with it, the passion is lost. It would have been diamond had he folded with consummation. He couldn't give in to that. (We can take it daddy.) He kept the politics low and gave the legend the last laugh. That's cool. 27-Feb-2021

Tags: 2020s, Bio, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Achievement, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Magnetism, Music Swings, Political, Romance, Sentimental, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Timid, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight, Writ w/Possibilities

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27-Feb-2021


Strongest Man In The World, The (1975) Woof

Inventing the formula that adds super-human strength to a person. A Disney kabob of good nature, silliness, comedy, simplicity and pro efficiency run amok. 24-Feb-2021

Tags: 1970s, Action, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Physical Humor, Pretty, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Tough, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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24-Feb-2021


Behind Her Eyes (2021-) Woof

The mini spells out the psychology of feminists and LGBTQs. 23-Feb-2021
Sexually electric and tediously mysterious with slam bam finalization. A gay man has equal right to employ trickery to nab the giant cis man of a woman's dream. 23-Feb-2021

Tags: 2020s, Chemistry, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Psychological, Suspense, Talk, Thriller, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight, Writ Tough

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23-Feb-2021


Nomadland (2020) Woof

How to minimize your carbon footprint by living like a dot. Though well portrayed and explored the film only pulled sadness from me. 19-Feb-2021

Tags: 2020s, Chemistry, Director's Touch, Drama, Funny, Sort of, Good Acting, Inactivity, Political, Sad, Slow, Star Watt, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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19-Feb-2021


Space Sweepers (2021) Woof

The earth has become Mexico red. 5 percent of the privileged population safely inhabit space governing the remaining 95% that will die with earth. Space sweepers clear space from waste. It's a competition. The team who swipes it first wins and gets paid. I got absorbed in its universal travelogue. I wanted to see more of dying earth and plastic earth but understood the budget restrictions. They concentrated on delivering a humane story against a space adventure. The robot is a human-like child set to detonate and cause a nuclear disaster on earth. She is the new cargo the Victory ship undertakes. They are afraid of her as they are enamored. It's done with cheeky humor, a team that kicked ass and a heart that saps with the wind. It doesn't hit your face in a glob. It spreads out so you can gently dab. Every representation spoke their language and it sounded musical and educational. The little girl was adorable and the action was Tony The Tiger. 18-Feb-2021

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Action, Action Fun, Action Stomper, Adorable, Chemistry, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Funny, Gay Swatch, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Kool Effects, Music Swings, Physical Humor, Sap, SciFi, Sentimental, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Touching, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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18-Feb-2021


Avengers, The (2012) Woof

Arise the madness. Superhero magnificence. 16-Feb-2021

Tags: 2010s, Action, Action Fun, Action Stomper, Best In Action, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Kool Effects, Music Swings, Over the Top, Physical Humor, Revenge, SciFi, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Sweet, Tough, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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16-Feb-2021


Pete's Dragon (1977) Woof

As a child I was terrified that the corniness of the film would kill me so I never bothered to watch it. It's corny with dragon balls. Green dragon appears to a runaway slave in need of help. The mythology of why the dragon appears or who sent him is slight. The boy's buyers are backwoods insane with a penchant for punishing children with violence and physical labor. Little boy slave flees with his dragon to Karentown where he meets the liberated mom of his magical dreams in a town not easily convinced by his dirty face. Elliot the dragon is not as big as you'd expect, probably because a kid imagined him, he's green with fairy wings and a mohawk. I thought he was going to talk. He does not talk. He murmurs? He also acts like a bumbling dog and can become invisible. You can feel the smallness of the town and the film. It's quaint with great aspirations. 16-Feb-2021

Tags: 1970s, Action Fun, Camp, Comedy, Crapfun, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Funny, Music Swings, Musical, Sweet, Tough, Weird, Wit Snit, Words Spoke

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16-Feb-2021


Miranda (2009-20015) Woof

You can successfully write stupid if the cast is willing to forego all boundaries and accept the stupidity in all of us. It can be unrealistic, silly but fun. There are more misses than hits but when they do, they are uproarious. Kisses to Queen Kong and a supportive staff, cunning to break out. 14-Feb-2021

Tags: 2000s, 2010s, Accidental Watch, Amiable, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Crapfun, Cute, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Fun Acting, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Mean Spirited, Over the Top, Overcooked, Pitchy, Relationships, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Tacky, Tough, Weird, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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14-Feb-2021


Where The Boys Are (1984) Whimper

Cis men will get a hard-on during. 75%. Gay men will get a hard-on going. 55%. Women only see what they want to see. 100%. Romance knows no bounds. Hangover. 13-Feb-2021

Tags: 1980s, Accidental Watch, Camp, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director Insanity, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Sort of, Gay Swatch, Horny, Hot Swatch, Musical Bombast, Over the Top, Preposterous, Relationships, Romance, Sexist, Sexy, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Tacky, Tough, Weird, Wit Crack, Wit Snit

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13-Feb-2021




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