Eye rolling is what gets black people fired. 11-Jan-2022

It was a Jaw Charter. What Reagan did to Nancy to stop her from accidentally sucking spy dick. That's why she was so thin. It was a charter with no sense. Lockjaw was treated like every child with a handicap. Last. Captain Daddy pretended to be mad at Deck Precious when he stood up for his lazy blackx crew. Stew Poppins booked when she realized she was normal. Nobody cares why you have lockjaw (wink, wink, men) we just care to watch you choke. 20-Dec-2021

A tit charter was so infectious that it reminded Captain Daddy how much he likes Chef Loops' food. Chemistry. Eddie was so upset by his crew's performance that he beat them with rubber toys. A second blackx has been accused of being slow by a professional. Depressed people shouldn't be allowed to work on sexy boats. Stewie is still trying to stir trouble. Stew Heather doesn't know that no-nonsense tyranny equates employment withdrawal. No bountiful cheeks were served with dinner. Next week, Robin Hood. Please. 07-Dec-2021

Stewie became the poster boy for gay marriage by declaring that all children are gross. Someone needs to assure Eddie that some gay fucks are like vaccines. Bridgerton not. We bow to Rayna of controlled rage. All the pretty birds flocked to deck Robin Hood. One of Richie Rich's succubus "fake followed" Captain Daddy to his quarters. She came with dinner. Fucking slit. 23-Nov-2021

S9E1. The crew does everything to fuck up a charter of black female Republicans. Captain Howdy fills in for Captain Daddy. Chef Loops is still serving nonsense along with great food. Second Stew Stewie sucked at his job and accused the Republicans of threatening him with violence. The boys invented a "Hoe" song to honor Lady Deck. Heather Stew "cunt be bothered" serving the rich's every whim. Deck Bridgerton needs to keep quiet and take his shirt off. Rayna needs to do the dishes and not complain. Eddie squishes mightiest when he's pining for daddy. 17-Nov-2021

S8E11. Chef Loops is auditioning for SNL. The deckhand that looks like a TV Nick toon voiced by Boy George is shagging "Mariah Carey." That's what stupid hot looks like. Daddy Eddie. You won't find a better ham with great hair and the juiciest pig feet, ever. Get better Izzy. The Loops is cracking. The way "in" involves alcohol. Good luck, girl! If it works let new deck try it on deck Nick Toon. 18-Jan-2021

The Captain pimped himself out. The charter didn't die. I know exactly where to start eating Eddie. The California twink must spend a lot of time at senior centers. The one who isn't Hannah is still not Hannah. Mariah can only get her notes right. It looks like sunshine may be overcast and no longer in the running for a James hip break. 08-Dec-2020

The female crew invalidated gender equality by crying over missing clothing, exhaustion and other girly things. Give them some Boost. It pissed Izzy right out of there. She went deck crew. She knows how to man up. A charter of younglings dominated the boat and the elder younglings (crew) sort of resented them. The charter was immobile, always hungry, always full with a deep appreciation for good food. Why are we lobbing golf balls into the ocean? Pretty rich boy's hormones couldn't contain themselves and roared about James beauty and compared him to Tom Hardy. James was flattered to be Tom Hardy's butt. Girlfriend couldn't take the flirtation and walked away. Horny charter cared very little about girlfriend same sex annoyances. Woke means sex with anyone. Yes, girl, the bro thing is a rouge. He's rich, you want it, shut up. Chef Rachel made me hungry. Shane wants to be a fish. He always wants to shed clothing and swim. Naked sushi is disgusting. Daddy Cap enjoying babies running wild was cute. You want to take a bite out of Eddie but where to start? James became depressed when his crewmates refused to understand his accent and when he realized they took their jobs seriously. He had a discussion with Izzy that seemed chopped up but I think I got the gist. He was horny. Francesca would do. Izzy claimed he was horny for any hole including the pretty charter. "He'd need a hip replacement," he countered. I didn't get if he meant his ass was Hardy (breaks dicks) or his dick was powerful. The tip suggested he should have tried anyway. 24-Jun-2020

Boys versus girls. Nobody wins and the only common denominator that keeps men and women connecting is sex, otherwise, they hate each other. Good job social media. 04-Feb-2020

A Flintstone marriage proposal was celebrated hypocritically, the Captain won a big dick contest, the camera lingered lovingly on Brian's bulge and the wit was stabby. 05-Nov-2019

The Flintstones rocked the boat as the clones/guests pissed on it. 17-Jan-2019

For those questioning what sexual harassment consists of, last night's episode outlines it perfectly. Shame on you Kate for empowering the privileged creeps and hinting that a "real" yachtee would play along. Protecting your staff should always be the first priority. "Yachtee" must be code word for compliant to braggart perversion. 01-Nov-2017

Brittany doth protest too much. Her five minutes turned into a cruel reality that was subsided by fake fantasy dick. Brittany needs to leave, ASAP. Her disrespect has been hampered by a jedi and his force. She flaunts a grand lie like an unnecessary representative.

Mother korean needs to talk to my mother to succently fulfill preposterous male/female resolutions.

The gays were quick to cash-in on their purchase. Somebody got to pay the rent and the other got latin twink ass. Woohoo!
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It's all about control. They all have dwindling assets they need to cash in before their reality becomes dire. It's scary, demented and addictive. For the burden's sake, I hope a lot of it is fake. 04-Sep-2019

Hannah frightened her employee.

Lara sought battle with Hannah by scary military code.

Chef Kiko. I'd lick his plates and nothing else.

The deckhands. Something you mechanically bull ride because you're wrecked.

Neither scientist or cis straight I be to recognize that Jessica is a rocket. (Don't explode.)

Don't call her sweetheart, sweetie or any words with calories. Call her daddy White.

Captain Sandy is commanding more than a boat. Good for her. 15-Jun-2020

The Flintstones put aside shenanigans to celebrate hard work but only the certified kind. Gifted is out, snobbery is forever. 20-Jul-2019

I guess its okay to present a woman with an unknown penis if it has vodka in it. 18-Jul-2018

Rules and liability specifications are locked, there's room for us to guess which crew member will fuck up the hardest and the first clients were "Plantation Rich" (they think having money means they pay for enslavement.) 16-May-2018

It's everything the initial is yet augmented in the unbalanced crew department. The commander seems perplexed by his spiky helpmates and we shall be banqueted until our brains too become unhinged. It's a preferable fix to the housewives and it fulfills AHS: Asylum munchies. The hottest is the most baked. 30-Jun-2016

S7E6. Naivete about the experiment is no longer viable because the mice have been coached by previous seasons. It's the show's sanity at test because the mice are the new experts that will mold the show through its entirety. As each season passes and we tire of them, the couples will most likely end up swapping with each other (see season 5, alpha Ashley Petty deserved alpha Cody Knapek and Anthony deserved for Danielle to put him on a diet.) The premise will continue to work because God's plan brought them together. The queens giving men sex, before and after catastrophe struck, was downright professional. 23-Oct-2019

S5E7. Fuck the experts, listen to the dogs! 05-Oct-2019

They kind of broke my heart at end of this season, esp. Luis. 15-Jul-2016

It seems every time a suppressed group is emblazoned for freedom and equality the misinterpretation of spirituality return us to the beginning. Harrowing. 21-Jun-2018

Masterpiece of prick, torment and durability. The performers harmonize beautifully engaging us in the despicable and the championed. Moss resounds hardest because her character's zest for life is dictated intensively. 19-Jun-2017

Snatch Game is allowing us to ponder. Do the girls not emulate our current divas because there is no access or because such legends are not calling out to them? That's not fun. Our divas need to cause more of a ruckus. 29-Apr-2017

Reunion. Thank you. 03-Nov-2016

Congratulations Ru, you are still Queen of your domain. I met you once as you towered on a float in a NY Pride Parade. My buddy and I followed your float to the tip end of Christoper Street before a turn to disembark and traffic halted and locked you in place. You blessed everyone with a most rousing lip synch and array of dance work. During the storm you created you acknowledged and waved and I welcomed the rain that created a rainbow for the rest of my pride fest. You defined a moment that was never topped. Class act.

The reason this show excels when other realities mimic is because the show and the pretense is in their drag. Drag is in the background of every gay man whether you care to acknowledge it or not. Every contour, shading and hardware is depicting the hardships and the joys our lifestyle can drop. They enact it in exaggeration and a softer guise so the hurt doesn't cut so deep and the joy is longstanding. After much schooling and thought, I respectfully acknowledge that they are more than an accessory, they shine brighter, work harder and fight butchier.

All-stars entertainment value is never in question because even when things are not progressing how we'd prefer you don't stop brandishing or humanizing yourselves.

I was gunning for Alyssa to win because of her insuppressible showmanship, vulnerable heartbreak and cuntilicious coating. Whoever wins the crown, Alyssa can be assured that she won something more palpable, our hearts.

If Ru wanted to create a gasm she'd bring back all her girls and eliminate them one by one along the time allotted as she would have seen fit. Just curious to know what her choices would have been. 07-Oct-2016