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Below Deck (2013-)
Idiot gays make female crew tired. Cis female "hangers on" of idiot gays are incomprehensible. James glitters in shiny underwear. Shane is a CA organic lazy head. Captain Lee is guaranteed a free blowjob at every port. Eddie is squishier. I like Rachel's style. Izzy needs to loosen up and be more cunty. Elizabeth. I don't remember her. Francesca needs Hannah's medicine. 09-Nov-2020
A captain in charge, flirtations and sexual innuendos aplenty, women have the right to be stupid and the men have the right to be hot. It's Below Deck. The first charter consisted of gays and friends from cloney island. I classified them as tasteless but the captain justified them as idiots. 03-Nov-2020
Boys versus girls. Nobody wins and the only common denominator that keeps men and women connecting is sex, otherwise, they hate each other. Good job social media. 04-Feb-2020
Scary horny privileged white women and picking on the black girl because her service on tables and in bed are not up to standard. 04-Dec-2019
A Flintstone marriage proposal was celebrated hypocritically, the Captain won a big dick contest, the camera lingered lovingly on Brian's bulge and the wit was stabby. 05-Nov-2019
The Flintstones entertained toxic female desperation. 21-Oct-2019
The Flintstones rocked the boat as the clones/guests pissed on it. 17-Jan-2019
The only thing that can save this ship is if they hire a "Florence" type from "The Jeffersons" to tell the entitled rich folks to "fuck off." 30-Nov-2017
For those questioning what sexual harassment consists of, last night's episode outlines it perfectly. Shame on you Kate for empowering the privileged creeps and hinting that a "real" yachtee would play along. Protecting your staff should always be the first priority. "Yachtee" must be code word for compliant to braggart perversion. 01-Nov-2017
Katie's wit. The Captain. Eye candy. Fun. 21-Oct-2015
90 Day Fiance: The Other Way (2019-)
Ariela's mother was made to eat raw meat combined with butter. I'm astounded she made it to the club to watch her future in-law scam gyrate with his ex.
Melyza's mother also noticed Tim got fat and slipped him the evil eye for cheating.
Jihoon pulled out the mama money card to keep his meal ticket beside. 04-Aug-2020
American gay antennae does not understand why the land of twinks is rife with uncleanliness and lack of public affection. Hate is why and violent death is how. In America I'd give the pro the benefit of the doubt. I wouldn't want anyone to know I was with him either.
Brittany is practicing Dr. Phil in the land of I Hate Women. No man is that extraordinary and no woman is that much man.
Jenny and Sumit are comic relief. She's in need and he aint helping.
Ariela, 28 and Biniyam, 29 = 0 life.
American mothers are very knowledgeable and kickass but they refuse to convince their children that they are making cataclysmic mistakes.
Did Melyza reject Tim because he got fat?
Deavan and Jihoon. We will never see the end of this fight because he swindled her and korean mother is ferocious. 28-Jul-2020
Brittany doth protest too much. Her five minutes turned into a cruel reality that was subsided by fake fantasy dick. Brittany needs to leave, ASAP. Her disrespect has been hampered by a jedi and his force. She flaunts a grand lie like an unnecessary representative.
Mother korean needs to talk to my mother to succently fulfill preposterous male/female resolutions.
The gays were quick to cash-in on their purchase. Somebody got to pay the rent and the other got latin twink ass. Woohoo!
Karens go international!
Karens are not racists! Horny maybe but not racist. It's a control thing.
If a woman tingles for the whiff of fraud, disrespect and an unidentified violent force, they don't deserve to be in charge.
I could quack on the gays but no lessons would be learned. Papa popped is latching onto the last gulp of youth that American twinks have deprived him. Even if it breaks his bank, his spirit and mental health, he will lap the boy in luxury like the classic fairy tales that ensnared women. "Even if I destroy his spirit, my desire for reciprocation is required because I'm an American! The contract is void when I tire of him or if he fucks my friends. No, he has no say. I request that he please show appreciation during any social media interactions regarding my leadership or I will rescind all positive recommendations." Mexican never sees family again. Humbug! (Kidding)
Why do women expect men to change but turn hostile when asked to reciprocate?
Muslim woman slammed that girl to the ground! (They say they they have no power.)
The idiocy hurts me.
It's all about control. They all have dwindling assets they need to cash in before their reality becomes dire. It's scary, demented and addictive. For the burden's sake, I hope a lot of it is fake. 04-Sep-2019
Below Deck: Mediterranean (2016-)
The guests were of the masterly type. A grunt called Hannah, Bugs Bunny. That's okay. Hannah called them assholes. Oysters made Hannah hop like a service animal for the rest of the charter.
Captain got dirty.
The rocket is about to land.
Pete knows how to eat and suck on meat bones.
Kiko kicks ass.
That's a fine pretty table, Bugs. 05-Jul-2020
There's a dickhand on board.
Hannah shut the base of an Ace, handled children like flopping fish and got pied in the face.
Captain pied crew members in their face.
The men denied, apologized and mind plotted... revenge.
A rocket was launched.
Kiko did his thing. 24-Jun-2020
Hannah frightened her employee.
Lara sought battle with Hannah by scary military code.
Chef Kiko. I'd lick his plates and nothing else.
The deckhands. Something you mechanically bull ride because you're wrecked.
Neither scientist or cis straight I be to recognize that Jessica is a rocket. (Don't explode.)
Don't call her sweetheart, sweetie or any words with calories. Call her daddy White.
Captain Sandy is commanding more than a boat. Good for her. 15-Jun-2020
Captain Sandy finally twirled her balls and her skirt. 25-Sep-2019
The Flintstones put aside shenanigans to celebrate hard work but only the certified kind. Gifted is out, snobbery is forever. 20-Jul-2019
Wet snouts all season. 12-Sep-2018
I guess its okay to present a woman with an unknown penis if it has vodka in it. 18-Jul-2018
The client reference sheet for food exemplifies how the rich can add waste to the environment. 13-Jun-2018
Rules and liability specifications are locked, there's room for us to guess which crew member will fuck up the hardest and the first clients were "Plantation Rich" (they think having money means they pay for enslavement.) 16-May-2018
Highlights include a lady captain and a lamentable pup, love-thrashed by a pocket siren that exhumes growls and sniffs from the male crew. Hannah quips her way through most of it but then succumbs to the lunacy that all are indulging in. Kate, your turn. 16-Aug-2017
It's everything the initial is yet augmented in the unbalanced crew department. The commander seems perplexed by his spiky helpmates and we shall be banqueted until our brains too become unhinged. It's a preferable fix to the housewives and it fulfills AHS: Asylum munchies. The hottest is the most baked. 30-Jun-2016
Married At First Sight (2014-)
Season Finale/Reunion. The doctor punched bluebeard, host daddy was a hormonal explosion and the show followed my script to the letter. I felt sorry for the last married couple on earth as they endured the horrors of others' relationships. Austin, particularly looked sick. The show is getting very close to hosting Fear Factor editions but is having fun on it's way there. 25-Apr-2020
S10. It's been tough relating or tolerating this season.
The experts are sinking into quack territory.
Mandy finally got rid of Bluebeard (Zach.) Hooray!
Taylor and Brandon. He's just stalling until the next bout of insecurity hits so he can explode. Run, girl.
Meka and Michael. A man doesn't change...he pretends. Run, girl.
Jessica and Austin. He will say I love you as soon as you forgive his first business travel discrepancy.
Katie and Derek. He's privileged and she's insecure. Eek.
Giving everyone a lie detector test before the show would give the experts some cred and avoid giving us another inadmissible season. 27-Mar-2020
S7E6. Naivete about the experiment is no longer viable because the mice have been coached by previous seasons. It's the show's sanity at test because the mice are the new experts that will mold the show through its entirety. As each season passes and we tire of them, the couples will most likely end up swapping with each other (see season 5, alpha Ashley Petty deserved alpha Cody Knapek and Anthony deserved for Danielle to put him on a diet.) The premise will continue to work because God's plan brought them together. The queens giving men sex, before and after catastrophe struck, was downright professional. 23-Oct-2019
Uh Oh. S6. Shawniece and Jephte made adorability joyous. May they enjoy an 88. 20-Oct-2019
S5E7. Fuck the experts, listen to the dogs! 05-Oct-2019
Experts encouraging couples to overlook red flags in a marriage because pretense defeats how a person feels. 21-Sep-2019
Top Chef (2006-)
What Are the Consequences of Eating Rare Meat?
I think it's irresponsible to constantly introduce steak tartare when science has considered raw meat unsafe. 17-Jan-2019
Food snobbery in the way of competition that slays and remains because of great editing, interesting characters and incomparable judges. 03-Jan-2017
Million Dollar Listing NY (2012 - )
Gaybies and greed. Out. 08-Sep-2018
Kudos to Frederich for introducing gentrification to ego and greed. Steve Gold keeps the heart pumping as well as the mind confused. Luis is WTF and daddy Ryan's beard doesn't let us enjoy his emote as much, because art needs a blank canvas to fully appreciate. 17-Sep-2017
They kind of broke my heart at end of this season, esp. Luis. 15-Jul-2016
I can find myself quitting them at any moment and not in the next. Someone has to document how greed and overindulgence will eradicate the classic in NY and this is historical proof. No one is redeemable because they all work against the state. Who do the rich think is going to serve them when they drive all the poor away? They will suffer attempting self implementation. There's only one favorite amongst the amusing sock puppets and his name is Ryan. 13-May-2016
Handmaid's Tale, The (2017-)
The choice was maddening but the show was brilliant. 11-Jul-2018
I felt every contraction. 28-Jun-2018
It seems every time a suppressed group is emblazoned for freedom and equality the misinterpretation of spirituality return us to the beginning. Harrowing. 21-Jun-2018
Season 2, episode 7 allowed all the women performers to convey loveliness and unity in their art. 14-Jun-2018
Masterpiece of prick, torment and durability. The performers harmonize beautifully engaging us in the despicable and the championed. Moss resounds hardest because her character's zest for life is dictated intensively. 19-Jun-2017
This is what happens when you take the word of the "book" seriously without weighing the morality or the consequences of a privileged and archaic life. Elizabeth Moss heroically endures much so we can understand the sacrifices the underprivileged must make to survive in a new world that constantly spits in her face, without exploitation. It's scary because even though its fiction, it fits our current mentality like a glove. 16-Jun-2017
Simulated prep of a one night stand with cameras, awkwardness and stalling tactics. Everything is squishier laying down. 19-Jun-2018
Jersey Shore Family Vacation (2018-)
They are celebrating the best time of their lives (the past) and allowing us to see that punishment (today) is the basis for that kind of sentiment (low standards.) 22-Apr-2018
Relative Success with Tabatha (2018-)
A no bullcrap power woman observes, advises and rips into family business. Tabatha is sound, intelligent and fabulous. The production assures that we understand and familiarize ourselves with strangers so we can also judge. I wish to clone Tabatha so I can sic that "snap" on bubble people. 24-Mar-2018
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars (2012 -2018)
In a season where Ru gave the all-stars every opportunity to strut, they repaid the legend by teetering. Shangela's hilarious lip synch catapulted the show to greatness and the girls finally gave us some soul searching but the next group needs to singe to continue mama's legacy.
The ladies seem in dire need of art inspiration. SNL history has a roster of the most empowering females to celebrate and emulate. Just the thought of them and the characters they slayed should elicit a laugh. 10-Mar-2018
The battle was worth saluting. 24-Jun-2017
Snatch Game is allowing us to ponder. Do the girls not emulate our current divas because there is no access or because such legends are not calling out to them? That's not fun. Our divas need to cause more of a ruckus. 29-Apr-2017
My original review has been changed to reflect that in fun you can disrespect a group and commit error with one unfortunate word. 29-Mar-2017
Reunion. Thank you. 03-Nov-2016
I was a little dismayed how little spectacle and celebration was involved in crowning this year's All-Star. It seemed rushed and gagged of money. Couldn't a club donate their space to the great Ru-Paul and allow her ladies to shine in the atmosphere that bore them? The lift to either cause wouldn't hurt and it would delight us. 14-Oct-2016
Congratulations Ru, you are still Queen of your domain. I met you once as you towered on a float in a NY Pride Parade. My buddy and I followed your float to the tip end of Christoper Street before a turn to disembark and traffic halted and locked you in place. You blessed everyone with a most rousing lip synch and array of dance work. During the storm you created you acknowledged and waved and I welcomed the rain that created a rainbow for the rest of my pride fest. You defined a moment that was never topped. Class act.
The reason this show excels when other realities mimic is because the show and the pretense is in their drag. Drag is in the background of every gay man whether you care to acknowledge it or not. Every contour, shading and hardware is depicting the hardships and the joys our lifestyle can drop. They enact it in exaggeration and a softer guise so the hurt doesn't cut so deep and the joy is longstanding. After much schooling and thought, I respectfully acknowledge that they are more than an accessory, they shine brighter, work harder and fight butchier.
All-stars entertainment value is never in question because even when things are not progressing how we'd prefer you don't stop brandishing or humanizing yourselves.
I was gunning for Alyssa to win because of her insuppressible showmanship, vulnerable heartbreak and cuntilicious coating. Whoever wins the crown, Alyssa can be assured that she won something more palpable, our hearts.
If Ru wanted to create a gasm she'd bring back all her girls and eliminate them one by one along the time allotted as she would have seen fit. Just curious to know what her choices would have been. 07-Oct-2016
My Lottery Dream Home (2015-)
David makes it all better. Pleasant is as pleasant does. 08-Mar-2018
Real Time with Bill Maher (2003-)
Thank you for eloquently voicing a lot of what I've thought in one episode. We don't need to agree on everything but none of us should have to fight the same enemy alone. 05-Mar-2018
Hello. I'm back. There is no time to quibble when the country needs allies. Bill, you make me mad and I need to stay mad so we are alerted and can endure. 30-Jan-2017
Mr. Maher this is where my lover and I part ways with an old reliable friend. We turned to you after the Pulse massacre for enlightenment, encouragement and solace. You provided NRA supportive bullshit and divisive race establishment. Your ignorance that the catholic church has never killed anyone is ignorant and infuriating. My lover and I have no family because of the church, as cowards do not necessarily kill but they infect others to do so. Their lack of compassion and empathy allows us to barely live a life of leisure or comfort. How many of our LGBT kids have committed suicide and have been left alone to fight in the streets because of their continuous derision? You had Col. Lawrence Wilkerson present some sober and well thought options and you snipped it away like the boiling crank you have become. I no longer recognize you in your isolated bubble and I really would prefer if you just blew away before you pop. I will remember you like an old Shields & Yarnell skit. It's definitely entertainment, it's vintage and we can't laugh with you anymore. 05-Jul-2016
Thanks for the adult, witty, thought-provoking, thought-smashing, sometimes awkward or infuriating and mostly funny conversations/arguments. I don't always agree but I know your heart's in the right place. Even cranky Bill is better than none or most. 01-Nov-2015
Celebrity Big Brother (2018)
Guess who never showed... 14-Feb-2018
There is something fraudulent about the presentation...and I'm still waiting for the celebrities to show up. 08-Feb-2018
Built to exploit, humiliate and frustrate. It doesn't become until the final episode introduces us to Richie Skye who actually defines the experiment. Good for him and us. 02-Feb-2018