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Wisps Posts Tagged as 'Parenting'

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I used to be the family go-to babysitter. You dare say its because my sister and I were the only colored ones and the kids were deathly afraid of her so I was the only choice? (Only the fear for my sis was real. I think.) I paid attention to them and weaved magical tales that released their imaginations. I showed them the place in my brain where they can go to find a choice and be safe. I shooed their nightmares away. I taught them to move forward to deepen the stories and find resolutions until they could run. It blew them away.

As adults they thanked me for being their only father figure. I was very touched and saddened. Everyone actually thought I'd be a great father one day. I did not. I worry too much. I know what really happens. I was a child, taking care of other children that needed to be entertained and protected. I lived the exact hardships so I handed them some survival tips.

I forget that I also co-parented a child. We (the gay daddies) applied everything social media deemed safe, respectful and representative of a new better world. I concocted favorite meals and experimental creations, picked up after it and endured its ills. We cheered and celebrated everything, we supplied, it demanded, its dads were bonkers but cool, its mother was nuts and married to Archie Bunker with scary reality boys but we kept the humor dry to help the teen laugh. My co-child and I shared music, games, TV and films. Its worries and thoughts I tried to comfort. It's teen brain no longer cracked but there were times I saw a glimmer of bonding in it. Then it grew up and become a Repnazi, realized my color and place and it all went to hell. It was A.I. beginnings with Damien: Omen II resolutions, right through the end. Awareness: most children do not want to be like their fucking parents and they will fuck you up.

Look at that, I had me some children. 25-Sep-2020

Tags: Irony, Myself, Parenting

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25-Sep-2020


 

Oh, by the way, they still exist 32 years later, fucking each other's brains out (thanks Viagra, I actually recommended it) and making anyone younger than them, miserable. 12-Jul-2020
Blame my mother for telling me this shit. (Sharing.) 12-Jul-2020
My mother's requisite for a boyfriend or life partner was:

had to be latin,

with great cock,

a job, responsible,

a bit rapey and idiotic.

Before my stepfather became part of the family he had to pay her overdue bills and mama proposed that if he ever wanted to get any of this (pointing to her vagina) he needed to pay these ASAP.

Two hours later he produced paid bills and we had a new daddy. She acquiesced in satisfaction. She applied lady cement before sex and had him bemoaning that my father must have sucked, it was so tight. Even when confronted with the exes (they were "friends of the family") my stepfather never accepted that my mother had hundreds of boyfriends before him. He stated to me that he would have left her otherwise. That's feminism! 12-Jul-2020

Tags: Mother, Myself, Parenting, Sex

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12-Jul-2020


 

The easiest way to gain acceptance of sexual identity and preference is to abolish jealousy. 24-Jun-2020

Tags: Modernization, Parenting, Relationships, Rules

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24-Jun-2020


 

Why does mommy and daddy have a binding contract but I don't? I've never heard mommy call daddy a miracle. 21-Apr-2020

Tags: Hypocrisy, Parenting

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21-Apr-2020


 

If parents only prepare their children for the good stuff, how do they expect them to function when the ride is over? 18-Apr-2020

Tags: Parenting

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18-Apr-2020


 

Prov 22:15: “Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.” Prov 23:13-14: “Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell (i.e. death).” 13-Jan-2020

Tags: Parenting, Parody, Religion, Respect, Violence

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13-Jan-2020


 

I just realized that we are all parents. I've been taking care of myself since I could understand. We have the potential to be as good a parent to others as we are to ourselves.

PS: It came about because I tired of the refrain that parents think we don't understand what it feels like to be burdened because we don't partake. Then why bother explaining homosexuality to anyone that doesn't partake? The math is poor. 22-Sep-2019

Tags: Parenting

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22-Sep-2019


 

The void in your child's life is the one you implanted not the one you're filling him with. 20-Aug-2019

Tags: Ignorance, Mother, Parenting, Survival, Training

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20-Aug-2019


 

SIGMUND FREUD AND CHILD DEVELOPMENT

The path to mental health is constructed at home. 17-Aug-2019

Tags: Mental Health, Parenting, Psychology

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17-Aug-2019


 

A mother doesn't need praise, she needs help. 02-Aug-2019

Tags: Parenting, Support

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02-Aug-2019


 

No one will love you more or less, like a parent. 29-Jul-2019

Tags: Mental Health, Parenting, Sons

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29-Jul-2019


 

The only way to save your kids from the future is to start parenting them. We picked the wrong people to represent parenthood. Self-parenting is neglect.

Take the best from your parents (if they have no qualifications, start anew,) opine what it taught you and put what's left to the test. Your children follow suit, perfecting your mistakes and enabling the perfect parent and child of the future. We weren't supposed to rewrite it. Even if you rewrote the bible, there is only so much you can stretch before all the reason is sucked out of it. Our kids can't choose a sex to be because they are avoiding being like either of you. For people who have all the rights in the world you spend most of it hating each other. If you're going to have children, you better understand both sexes and all the in-betweens.

I don't care what sex any of your children choose to be, please raise them to be strong. We can take it. Maybe one day the environment will thank them. 17-Jul-2019

Tags: Parenting, Responsibility, Survival

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17-Jul-2019


 

I kicked "my asshole" to the curb to make peace with my mother. It was very latin, a very special supplementary season of "One Day at a Time." I'm her papito too.

(My favorite part was making her laugh) 28-Mar-2019

Tags: Love, Mental Health, Mother, Parenting, Support

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28-Mar-2019


 

we utilized every modern aspect of bringing up a child. He was my lover's child with an ex-wife. The child was a gift that was supposed to save the marriage. It didn't happen.

I lived in another state when my lover (Pap) and I met. He was traveling temporarily for work when we became acquainted. We dated joyfully for six months before a life ultimatum. Pap's work was ending and he was experiencing difficulty dividing his time between his son and I. He asked me to move 800 miles for his son's sake (whom I never met) to keep the dynamic intact. If he moved with me his relationship with his son would have suffered a hit. He was only five. I didn't want to parent or interfere with his right to do so. I respectfully broke it off. 28-Feb-2019
we killed no fetuses to have him. He was adopted. 08-Feb-2019
We had a gayby once... 07-Feb-2019

Tags: Father, Parenting

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28-Feb-2019


 

The boy who defined my sex was a Jehovah's Witness and my cousin. I was his sex obedient from age 8 to 18 (when he bored of me.) He took my sex while I was asleep as I woke to a dry and cold orgasm.

I gave him a hickey the night before he wed his first 12 year old bride. When I came out to him at 16 he used the moment to remind me that I should never mention having sex with him and his brother (they were straight) and that he had a penchant for children. It was a chilling moment. Five wives under the age of 13, countless children, countless cover-ups from the family and the church and innumerate weddings that my cousins and I forced smiles for. I was a Jehovah's Witness too but I quit because they couldn't cohesively answer "why I couldn't celebrate my birthday."

The monster tired of his wives at the age of 18. The family joke was that they woke up. The reality was that he violently possessed them. He gained sympathy and property of his children and was regarded as a great father because the children seemed overly physically attached to him. He carried them around like monkeys. He was the only one allowed to touch them. The family celebrated every child marriage and birth like it was holy. He was a beloved violent boxer.

When I told my mother, she was flabbergasted. All boys do that. I snitched on the family. Bullshit! Get over it! Family first! Do not discuss this with your sister (the saint?)

My cousin was a teen heartthrob. The mothers gushed, the women flirted and the girls were overcome. He was a Puerto Rican with blue eyes, freckles and red hair that cascaded in the wind. What I saw was the guy from Mad Magazine with a diabolical edge. Women are funny. 06-Feb-2019

Tags: Abuse, Environment, Father, Gay, Machismo, MeToo, Myself, Parenting, Religion, Respect, Sacrifice, Sex, Superiority, Survival, Violence

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06-Feb-2019




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