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5 Reasons Men Don't Ask You Out 

 

You probably wonder why you should even continue with online dating or go out to mingle when it never results in your getting asked on dates.

You don’t know what you could be doing wrong, and wonder if perhaps all of the good men really are taken. From where you sit, it seems as though other women don’t have this same problem.

5 Reasons Men Don't Ask You Out

Mom hires 'deprogrammer' for daughter

Dana White’s Slap-Fighting League

ANDREW CALLAGHAN RESPONDS TO SEXUAL MISCONDUCT CLAIMS

School ignored teen’s sickness complaints before she died

George Santos accused of sexual harassment

‘Grabbed my bacon’

Sam Brinton is a cautionary tale

Tags: Advice, Choices, Cruelty, Dating, Death, Employment, Equality, Etiquette, Exclusivity, Female Toxicity, Gay, Getaway Camp, Illness, LGBTQ, Marriage, Medical, Men In Charge, Mental Health, Neglect, Offensive, Parental Crime, Politics, Preference, Rejection, Relationships, Revenge, Sad, Sex, Sexual Harassment, Sports, Theft, Tragedy, Travel, Video, Violence

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24-Feb-2023


‘Many times, elders go back into the closet’ 

 

As the LGBTQ population ages, and seeks health services, whether for physical or mental health needs, Moone said clinics and providers that are truly welcoming to the LGBTQ community will be more important than ever. “Providers can’t just slap a rainbow flag on the front door. Sure, that’s a cue about the culture of the provider, but more welcoming avenues are still needed,” he said.

Some of these signals to LGBTQ patients include waiting room images of same-sex and nonbinary couples, literature that provides actionable and appropriate resources on topics relative to health and aging, and accurate language on clinic intake forms.

‘Many times, elders go back into the closet.’

‘Are You Generous?’

Tags: $, Community, Dating, Etiquette, Fail, Gay, LGBTQ, Neglect, NSFW, Priorities, Relationships, Seniors

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13-Feb-2023


NJ toddler buys over $1,700 worth of goods online from Walmart 

 

Little Ayaansh Kumar of New Jersey is a mere 22 months old, yet he already knows how to handle a cellphone and — even more hilariously — to supply his family with more furniture than they'll ever need.

NJ toddler buys over $1,700 worth of goods online from Walmart

Michael Rapaport films brazen thief sauntering out of Upper East Side Rite Aid

LA woke DA refuses to prosecute shoplifters

Shelves are now ALL empty because 'everybody stole everything

Thieves steal 400 bulletproof vests for Ukraine

Men steal $4,200 liquor bottle

How Much Does It Cost To Own a KFC Franchise?

Compton man admits to robbing gay men he met on Grindr

Police arrest one-wheeled bandit accused of several break-ins

Teenage thief, 17, knocks himself out

Tags: $, App, Awareness, Business, Celebrity, Change, Children, Choices, Dating, Environment, Funny, Gay, LGBTQ, Lifestyle, Misrepresentation, Neglect, Opportunity, Parental Burden, Parental Worry, Recovery, Restaurant, Sex, Superficiality, Theft, Treatment, Video, Warning, Weapon, Women In Charge

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08-Nov-2022


Men reveal the three words they LOVE to hear during sex 

 

Dirty talk can be a great way to spice things up in the bedroom and is favoured by both men and women.

But when it comes to sex chat, guys like to have their confidence boosted during the act.

Men reveal the three words they LOVE

'men rush for sex before WW3'

Boss Bitch

British man leaves long-term girlfriend for Ukrainian refugee

Ukranian refugee homewrecker blames his ex

Husband posts wife ‘for sale’ ad

'Know Her Place'

‘Soft swinging,’ monogamous intimacy and LDS sexuality

Woman left stunned after boyfriend refuses to pay for half her flight

...what women want

Tags: Advice, Dating, Hypocrisy, Immigration, Interference, Men, Men In Charge, Opinion, Parental Pride, Performance, Preference, Rejection, Relationships, Religion, Sex, Sex Work, Sports, Success, Travel, Women In Charge, World

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23-Jun-2022


Only creepxs want to date me 

 

Shauna introduces herself saying: “If you were to look at me, you would think I’m just a normal little girl, doing normal little girl things with my fun, crazy family.”

Adding: “But the truth is I’m not a little girl. I’m a woman, a 22-year-old woman stuck in the body of an eight-year-old.”

Only creeps want to date me

Uber driver is charged with raping female passenger as she slept

Cannibal charged with eating Grindr date’s genitals

Teen Charged with Homicide After Toddler Was Reportedly Squeezed to Death

Woman and her Tinder date forced to isolate together

Florida man charged with attempted murder for strangling a woman with a SHOELACE

Peter Rosello is charged with a battery misdemeanor

Teen Brothers Beat Stepfather to Death Using Brass Knuckles for Alleged Sexual Abuse

Tags: Auto, Celebrity, Charged, Children, Culture, Danger, Dating, Disease, Food, Gay, LGBTQ, Murder, Parental Crime, Portrait, Rape, Service, Sex, TV, Violence, Weird, Women

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24-Jan-2022


Why Men Are Bad At Casual Sex 

 

Dan only lives two streets away from me, so I can’t just blame bad luck when I bump into him on the way to the shop wearing the “Don’t Mess With Yorkshire” novelty T-shirt my dad bought me when I moved to London. Dan swings over on his bike, the two corners of his checked shirt flapping in the wind, like a character from a Harmony Korine film.

“How’s it going, B?” he asks, and I’m so embarrassed by my appearance I want to dissolve into the sewer grate under my feet.

For some reason, I invite him over again. He says he’ll be over in 20 minutes, so I shave my legs over the bath, rub cream blush into my cheeks, put on this powder-blue ribbed lounge set that I saw on Instagram.

“I might actually just go to sleep,” he texts me five minutes later, and I just say, “No worries,” because how can you get annoyed at someone you’re not supposed to rely on? But then he says: “If you send me a nude, I might change my mind.” I take a selfie of me with my top open so you can see my boobs, another with the camera balancing on the radiator with me bent down in front of it. “Damn,” he said. “I’ll let you know what I’m doing in a bit.”

Why Men Are Bad At Casual Sex

Model has slept with 500 men and wants to boink another 500

I let my mom and sister sleep with my husband

Tags: Dating, Men, Priorities, Rejection, Satisfaction, Self Interest, Sex, Women, World Record

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13-Nov-2021


‘Roaching’ is the newest gross trend to infest the dating world 
 

“You can tell if you’re being roached if you feel like the person is not really available or present for you, and very private about certain details.” Roaching red flags include new partners taking a long time to respond to texts, changing plans at the last minute and not picking up if you call them out of the blue.

“They’ll be very protective over their phone and not keep it connected to their car or have their notifications turned off so there’s no chance you’ll see them pop up on the screen.” “Dates will always start and or end at someone’s home — sex will be a part or the focus of all your dates because that is all they want.”

‘Roaching’

Tags: Cheating, Dating, Fraud, Horniness, NSFW, Portrait, Relationships, Sex, Supremacy

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27-Aug-2021


Is it a red flag that the teacher I’m dating has classroom sexual fantasies? 

 

Dear How to Do It,

Given the extended period of physical distancing we’ve been experiencing, I have begun to explore online dating. Particularly, I have been looking for someone who both shares my sexual interests and is a good human being overall for the possibility of a long(er)-term relationship.

While I feel like I might have found this person recently, the fact that they are a high school teacher and have a strong interest in role-playing student-teacher and my own dating history make me wonder if this kink is a healthy outlet for someone in their position or a foreshadowing or indicator of something more sinister. While I do not want to rule out someone for “pre-crime” or “thought crime,” I also want to make sure that our sexual liaisons do not in any way contribute to their venturing (or furthering) into unethical and destructive—not to mention illegal—territory. Given your professional experience and your access to experts, I am eager to hear your input on my situation.

—Teacher’s Pet

Is it a red flag that the teacher I’m dating has classroom sexual fantasies?

Tags: Advice, Children, Choices, Confusion, Dating, Fantasy, Fear, Fetish, Pederast, Safety, Sex, Students, Teacher

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13-Oct-2020


I’m only 36, and I keep having the same problem with men in bed. 

 

I’m a 36-year-old single straight woman, and I really didn’t think this was going to be an issue until later in life. I’m a very sexual person (just reading about sex in your column is enough to turn me on) and I’d like to get married one day, but for the past few years, I haven’t even been able to manage halfway decent sex, much less great sex or a relationship. The problem I keep experiencing in the dating world is the same: men with all kinds of erection issues.

The most recent guy could get hard but would lose it after a few thrusts, saying sex doesn’t do it for him these days (he preferred mutual masturbation or blow jobs). Guy No. 2 was good in bed but refused any touching outside of that 20 minutes. Guy No. 3 required 20 minutes of me going down on his flaccid penis before possibly getting hard enough to have intercourse for three minutes (most of the time, he wouldn’t get hard at all). Guy No. 4 hadn’t had sex in years so he’d either come in 30 seconds or he’d stick it in and barely move so he could last five minutes (I could have worked with him sexually, but we broke up for other reasons). Guy No. 5 completely ignored his problem, continuing to thrust even after I told him he was soft (I suspect he had a porn addiction).

The list goes on. I’ve barely had any good sex in the past six years. I don’t know what to do. These guys are all my age or younger. I try to be patient and understanding, asking if there’s something they’d like me to do or offering up a menu of things they might like, but most just shrug awkwardly and avoid talking about it. None of them sound like they’ve made any effort to get help. I get that it can be embarrassing and men might feel ashamed, but these guys keep cropping up in my dating pool. I can orgasm on my own, but I crave and miss sex, and I know I wouldn’t be happy in a relationship without it. So I’m stuck in a lonely, sexually frustrated land and I can’t get out. Any suggestions?

—Elusive Wood

I’m only 36, and I keep having the same problem with men in bed.

Tags: Advice, Anxiety, Dating, Effect, Environment, Evolution, Fear, Health, Intimacy, Men, Mental Health, Performance, Satisfaction, Sex, Women

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22-Sep-2020


Dear Prudence,

 

Q. My husband’s affair partner talked to my daughter: My husband, “Ted,” had an 18-month-long affair with his co-worker “Angela.” The affair began when I was pregnant with our first child, “Lois,” and ended six months ago, when I found out. At the height of the affair Ted would take our infant daughter to the office on the weekends to give me a break. I have since learned that Angela would meet him (at the office or hotels) and they’d have sex while Lois slept in another room. I am eight months pregnant with our second child and could not have afforded to leave Ted before the pandemic began; I certainly can’t now. Ted, to his credit, has done a lot to begin to rebuild my trust in him, including being an open book. He and Angela could both lose their jobs if their employer found out about the affair, so I don’t want to expose them and lose what financial security our family has. At the same time, I made it clear Angela is to stay the hell away from Lois. She used to fawn over Lois when we visited Ted at work, and the memories make my skin crawl. I have spoken to Angela only once in the past six months, and that was all I said to her.

Ted now works from home. On Friday he had a Zoom call with his team, which includes Angela. While I was making Lois lunch she wandered into Ted’s office, and when I went to grab her, I caught Angela asking Lois questions: “How old are you? Are you excited to be a big sister?” I grabbed Lois without saying anything, gave her lunch, went to our bathroom, and burst into tears. I am livid at myself for letting Lois wander away because I can’t afford to be angry at Angela. Ted tried his best to comfort me, and he agrees Angela was out of line, but he doesn’t feel there’s anything he can do. Lois was in Ted’s office for less than two minutes:. Is it a violation of our previous agreement that Angela talked to Lois? Or was she just being a polite co-worker? I don’t know anymore.

Slate

Tags: Advice, Dating, Etiquette, Perception, Relationships, Tips, Treatment

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20-Apr-2020


What To Know Before You Try Double Penetration 

 

If you’ve ever browsed a porn site, odds are you’ve seen at least one double penetration video. This position typically involves a cis woman being penetrated by two partners at the same time — one vaginally and one anally. Pornhub confirms to Refinery29 that the double penetration category is the 34th most popular out of over 100 categories on site, and interest has grown 4% since last year.

Double penetration videos are also particularly well-liked by women — in fact, they’re 89% more popular among women viewers than they are among men. The 35- to 44-year-old set is especially fond of them. And, interestingly, viewers in Wyoming, Rhode Island, and West Virginia are most likely to be fans.

Refinery29

Tags: Advice, Anal, Dating, Sex

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01-Feb-2020


Why Does It Feel Like No One Wants To Commit? The Answer Is Simpler Than You Think 

 

Dating is more complicated than ever right now: You can be Gatsbyed, breadcrumbed, and ghosted by your Tinder match... all in the same week. And even when a great first date gives you butterflies, knowing what to do next can be confusing AF. Luckily, in Elite Daily's series, We Need To Talk, our Dating editors break down the latest terms, trends, and issues affecting your life with their own hot takes to figure out how to navigate finding love in a world that changes faster than you can swipe left.

PSA: “Commitment” is not a dirty word. Whether the person you’re talking to is “sooooo busy with work” or “honestly not looking for anything serious right now,” it can feel like there’s an endless list of reasons no one wants to define the relationship, and an endless number of people who will lead you on, only to break your heart. Asking someone whether or not they want to commit to you can be more nerve-wracking than interviewing for your dream job and waiting on pregnancy test results combined, and it can make finding an exclusive relationship feel next to impossible. The good news? It’s not just you, and contrary to popular belief, casual hookup culture isn’t the only thing to blame.

Elite Daily

Tags: Dating, Dedication, Environment, Lifestyle, Modernization, Nature, Psychology, Relationships, Treatment

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23-Jan-2020


I Live With Six Brothers. I Have Sex With Two of Them. It’s Fine, They Know. 

 

Dear How to Do It,

I (a man) live in a large house along with six brothers, all adults and close to each other in age, two of whom I am having sex with. I am naturally much closer to them than the other four. “Yarin” and “Ferdinand” are both fully aware that I have sex with both of them. With the exception of occasional flares of jealousy on Ferdinand’s part (based in insecurity; we’re working on it), it seems to suit all of us very well. The house we share the rent for is large enough that I’m sure the other four brothers don’t know about the sex.

The problem is that I don’t know what to call this arrangement, even to myself. I’m often uncomfortably aware of just how unconventional it really is. When with one or both of them in public, I don’t know how to answer when people ask what Yarin and/or Ferdinand are to me. Yarin usually answers that we’re friends, which I don’t mind. Ferdinand has brazenly answered that I am his boyfriend whom he shares with his brother, which I DO mind. That part isn’t anyone’s business! Ferdinand is somewhat hurt by this, as he is openly affectionate with me in public and expects reciprocation, but I’m a quiet person, while there are Mardi Gras parades more reserved than Ferdinand. My sex life is absolutely not the business of random strangers. Should I follow Yarin’s lead and just say we’re friends? And can I tell Ferdinand to cool it in public?

—Oh, Brother

Slate

Tags: Advice, Dating, Etiquette, LGBTQ, Nature, Opinion, Relationships, Science, Sex, Support, Treatment

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22-Jan-2020


A restaurant in Arizona has labeled its entire salad menu as 'My Girlfriend's Not Hungry' 

 

The tired cliché is as follows: When a heterosexual couple eats at a restaurant, the woman will claim she isn't hungry, order nothing, then pick at the man's food for the rest of the meal. To combat this fictitious scenario, some restaurants offer "My Girlfriend Isn't Hungry" menu options, which usually include additional french fries or other side dishes.

The Tipsy Coyote, however, does things a little differently — it has an entire menu of salads under the label, in an attempt to gender leafy greens.

Business Insider

Tags: Dating, Diet, Food, Humor, Inclusion, Restaurant, Women

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08-Jul-2019


DOES BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP MEAN GOING TO EVERY SOCIAL EVENT ON YOUR S.O.’S CALENDAR? 

 

Star-spangled bikinis aside, the Fourth of July isn’t the most sexy of all holidays (it certainly falls behind the romance-heavy celebrations like Valentine’s Day, New Years Eve, and Christmas). Perhaps part of my stance has to do with the fact that this year, my barbecue plate certainly won’t include a side dish of sex. That’s because I’m opting out of my boyfriend’s big July 4th bash this year—one of the recurring social events he’s been having with his friends for a decade. While at this point, his friends are my friends and my friends are his friends, and we all love each other and all that jazz…I just don’t know if I love them at an amount of 10-hours-at-a-faraway-beach-with-no-exit-plan. So, “learn to when to say no” is something I can successfully check off my to-do list.

I get that it appears as though I’m dead in the wrong in my choice to go this route. Because isn’t the golden rule of relationships that old proverb, “If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends”? The argument makes sense to me; in the early days of your relationship, getting “with” your new squeeze’s friends is major. You don’t need to be a walking Cool Girl Who Can Hang trope, but being at least cordial with the people your love loves is a fair expectation if you want to last. That much I can handle, because I love my partner (and also, phew, he happens to know some good people and sometimes my introverted self is surprised by how much fun we can have).

Well and Good

Tags: Advice, Dating, Environment, Relationships, Responsibility, Self Interest, Superficiality, Treatment

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01-Jul-2019




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