Wisps Posts Tagged as 'Sex'
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Shouldn't porn stars be the most qualified to teach sex ed to our children? 06-Aug-2022
They'll keep "them" for a while. 24-Jun-2022
I aint including pretty people. 24-Jun-2022
Living with the adult gay community is like living at the Bates Motel without the killing. They call it passing away. 24-Jun-2022
Just because we were raised by perverts doesn't mean we have to act like them. 23-Jun-2022
Woman Charged with 18 Counts of Child Rape
Melissa Blair, 38, provided her teenaged victims with gifts — including vape pens — in exchange for sexual favors.
Woman Charged with 18 Counts of Child Rape
Teacher, 36, fed junior high school students cupcakes laced with husband's SPERM
Teacher arrested for allegedly molesting 7 students
No cousins! They'll fuck them too. 11-Apr-2022
The only friends your boyfriend needs is his mother, grandmother, sister and aunt. 11-Apr-2022
The idea of boning her son makes him want to splash his babies inside her and make her a queen. 10-Apr-2022
New feminist is only a woman if she is trying to nab a man, is pregnant, having sex or arguiing, all other times, she's a man . 02-Feb-2022
Mother arrested 'after flying her 12-year-old daughter to GA to have sex with a man
Mother sex-trafficked 5-year-old daughter to man who murdered her
I had a favorite cousin who birthed two adorable boys. The eldest (4) liked to rummage through her clothes and dress-up. He had a quick brain and he made us laugh. OMG! He might be gay, like me. I was my cousin's favorite thing. I felt no such thing. I felt sorry for him, like my mother does for me.
Father was elated, mother was ecstatic but the boy with the dress kept complaining his ass hurt. The parents exclaimed that it was a quirk but I couldn't help but think the worst. I brought up my sexual abuse concerns to her but she stamped them ludicrous. I respected their privacy. I couldn't prove something I did not see. I never brought it up again.
FFW two years later. I'm hanging out with my cousin-in-law, getting plastered, trolling strip bars and listening to music in his car. Between trolls we would call the wife and make excuses, sit in his car, and listen to "Jeremy" by Pearl Jam, sometimes, on repetition. We were fucked up. Before our final round and the last "Jeremy," he asked me to listen intently to the song because he had something to confess.
The reason his son was confused about his gender was because daddy dresses his son like a girl and fucks him. My head started to spin. Why did he presume I would understand? We went to our last strip club and I found an excuse to depart. Cis men will tell gays perverted crap because they think we are all perverted. What?!
I went home and told. I got death threats. My mother got involved. It ended my relationship with my cousin, she got divorced and the kid grew into a cis toxic military male bastard that hates us all. I don't blame him. 29-Dec-2021
Even though celebrities cause 75% of climate change they keep shoving their children in our faces because their pact with the devil requires it. Pedos need candy and it's supply and demand. Cha-ching. #1 album. A child gets brutally fucked. Climate change gets worst and poor people have to fix it? 26-Dec-2021
The only change man can complete is disinterest. 02-Dec-2021
Hey, community! Instead of enforcing how we should be addressed maybe we should concentrate on making our lives better. Our lives consist of dressing up and fucking! That's it. Gays are miserable because we do like Dan Savage exclaims and prioritize our dicks. No one is going to save us but us. Stop misrepresenting us as saintly parents and chums! That's not our purpose. If you don't want to be recognized by a male and female gender (marriage, babies, dick) then stop acting like them. When people say ladies and gentlemen, you are included in that. You are both sexes. It doesn't get better if we dry up, loveless and lonely whores, even with beauty, children and money. 28-Jul-2021
The best way to love a man is to be professional about it. 23-Jul-2021
Stereotypes get you laid. 16-Jun-2021
As soon as the giant man of your dreams crashes them by unexpectedly cumming into your hole before you get to twitch, don't threaten him with a frying pan like my mother does. Turn the session into a drag race. Ask him if he can cum even faster. Next time, clock him. Encourage him. Can he do it faster? And faster? Even faster? He'll feel pressured to perform. Men are a brilliant probability that are dumber than their cocks. Oh, I'm sorry honey. I didn't mean to rush you. Cum when you need to. Take your time. You wanna try fucking me again? Good boy. If that doesn't work, smack him while he's cumming. (It may take a few weeks but isn't he worth it?) 22-Apr-2021
Mother's stratagem to keep a working daddy closer is to never let him know he was doing a banging good job. "Make them sweat, make them wonder but if you want to keep 'em don't ever tell them how great they are." I got it. The more a man thinks he's great the more chances of fulfilling the crippling desire to open other people's presents. Irk that one good spot left in his brain and he'll keep coming back around to try to figure it out. I can see a woman's idea of entrapment there. It suddenly occurred to me to accidentally apply it to a guy I was dating. He was daddy perfection and ejaculatory squish. After an aerobic session he asked me to concur that the sex was one of our best. Even though it was, I told him I had better. He topped himself every single time and I always answered the same. Why did I do that? I sadly dumped him because he was a camper. He kept threatening that we couldn't extend our relationship unless I went camping with him. Black daddies and city Puerto Ricans don't do woods. It doesn't make sense. He was one of the greatest but I don't camp.
My step-father must wonder with every dying breath, "why did l try so hard? She was never satisfied." 21-Dec-2020