Movies Posts Tagged as 'Corn'
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Final Destination, The (2009)
Its thoroughness in mapping derails the anticipation of fright. 05-Nov-2018
The act is porny, the conversations are ear splitting but the elevator has a wicked sense of humor. 27-Sep-2018
Tooth Fairy (2010)
Dwayne is a tooth fairy worth staying up for and Madame Andrews adds grace to light. All of its silly components are outdone by charm but the biggest mistake was not tailoring a suit worthy of Johnson's hard bodied work. 24-Sep-2018
The boily stuff comes close to dampening it but the monster mash and George rescue it. 16-Sep-2018
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
Candied environment, matching toy cars and boy tramp stampede. It doesn't get more boyly than this. 30-Aug-2018
Like Father, Like Son (1987)
Not accurate in transformation, infantile in comedy and not funny in any era.
In a true life scenario I'd be incapable of enjoying a dad transplant because I don't want to be the keeper of my father's junk. 14-Jun-2018
Deadpool 2 (2018)
It's rabid, it froths, it sizzles. The assist (supporting actors) aid Reynolds in keeping the torch lit and the director continuously piles mad entertainment value for every taste. Redeemed. 26-May-2018
Justice League (2017)
It will continue to embarrass for as long as production is allowed to churn arid cornpop. They can't orchestrate a thrilling action sequence, the costumes don't befit a hero and it certainly doesn't flatter the artists (everyone clunks around) and the villain seems extracted from an outdated RPG. Cavill wakes up to serve us what's left of the Superman character and Amy Adams and Diane Lane are the only Amazons. Most of the artists left their joy elsewhere.
It needs to look at its animation for inspiration. 14-May-2018
Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997)
Party City Live. 23-Apr-2018
Psycho III (1986)
Pretty stars, clean special effects, shoddy stuntwork and corny fairytale. 06-Apr-2018
Magnificent Seven, The (2016)
There is no magnificence.
The actors playact while embodying minute swagger.
The writers fudge a story whose heft relied on outlaws braving to protect a Mexican village that couldn't help themselves from marauders. The victims are mostly white christians which wafts of self-service. Though the cast is inclusive we are not privy to anything more from them than a diversity stamp.
The director lends no distinction or heroism to the action, has no sense of panoramic beauty and no credibility in the western genre. If you let the music tell half the story, your task remains incomplete. 20-Dec-2017
Prom Night (1980)
With lack of creative direction, the grade dips whenever Jamie Lee is off-camera. 12-Dec-2017
The fondness evaporates like the wave it rolled in. The males are directed to reach a pitch that only dogs can hear while sexism and adolescence occupy the vigor in their stance.
The beauty and a drip of magic are found underwater esp. when Darryl Hannah sadly conveys the predicaments of being special and the awkwardness in trying to be a woman.
Allen Bauer's (Tom Hanks) betrayal at discovery of Madison's (Darry Hannah) etherealness is absurd and painful. Why would a man condemn a love interest he's been fantasizing about since childhood? 20-Nov-2017
Ultimate Warrior, The (1975)
No guts, no punch just an action legend trying to accelerate a production that is presented like we interrupted it halfway through. 23-Oct-2017