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Let It Snow (2019) Arf

Christmas teen puff. Everything is safe and unrealistic, its sole purpose to make us feel good. Like most holidays, it's the music that lingers. 18-Nov-2019

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Chemistry, Cliche, Comedy, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Music Rocks, Nostalgic, Preachy, Predictable, Pretty, Relationships, Sap, Star Watt, Sweet, Timid

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18-Nov-2019


How To Be A Latin Lover (2017) Woof

From hunk to chunk. Cliche comedy ease with a different culture. Derbez acquits comedy bravery, Hayek paints with passionate strokes, Taylor and Lavin jolt old ladies upright, Bell resuscitates with sunshine hypocrisy, Lowe institutes and Welch exalts. It's corny and safe, celebrating the importance of family while making us laugh. 11-Nov-2019

Tags: 2010s, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Corn, Crapfun, Cultural, Cute, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Political Satire, Predictable, Sentimental, Star Watt, Sweet, Tacky, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke

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11-Nov-2019


Little Mermaid Live, The (2019) Whimper

The detail I most remember from "The Little Mermaid," was how her hair moved. If you can't establish an artistic craft to convey that, the art is lost. She flew when she needed to swim.

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I haven't seen so much visible invisible wire since "I Love Lucy." Decorating them might have helped

The octaves were lower than the crowd cheer. Amplification was a problem

A hologram of the improbable fish might have sufficed instead of plastic muppets

Graham Philips proved a singing alpha as Auli'i Cravalho expressed hard work

John Stamos' cook was destined to fail even if he had done it in a thong

Shaggy was feeling the beat but something spooked him and he started whispering

You shouldn't stumble. Even a shark shows grace underwater

Having the cartoon enact emotions whilst the live mostly sang is lazy

The deed was cast. The commercial for a beloved classic was born because they knew that after this, we'd flee to the original material. Magic! 08-Nov-2019

Tags: 2010s, Abuse, Animate, Brutal, Camp, Classic, Cliche, Comic Book, Creepy, Eye Gouge, Fake, Fantasy, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Juvenile, Maddening, Musical, No Acting, No Chemistry, Out of Place, Overcooked, Predictable, Sap, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Weird, Writ w/Possibilities

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08-Nov-2019


Carol's Second Act (2019-) WhimperEarly Exit

It has a problem growing up. 08-Nov-2019
Why is Patricia Heaton acting like she switched bodies with her teen granddaughter? 27-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Comedy, Ear Prick, Early Exit, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Juvenile, Maddening, Manipulation, Out of Place, Overcooked, Predictable, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Timid, Tired, Writ Basic

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08-Nov-2019


Pet Semetary (2019) Whimper

To re-establish a franchise, new ideas must sprout to keep it fresh whilst the outline maintains its mythology. It had ideas but they pushed forward for a sequel not sense. I read a book about an achingly heartbroken mother who suffered a breakdown over a loss. The dad exemplified the role of a devoted and loving husband who would do anything to keep his family intact no matter the consequences. The remake presents the hands-off and detached parents of today that diminishes the heart and the horror. The movie is so invested in not being the other one that it fails. 03-Nov-2019

Tags: 2010s, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Camp, Daddy Squish, Drama, Gory, Horror, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Suspense, Weird

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03-Nov-2019


Rattlesnake (2019) Whimper

A film practice run. It's hard to gear up for characters minutely defined especially when they easily accept transcendent ideas. We need insight to understand their choices. Debrianna Mansini casts a lustrous presence that established "no other dead need apply" and Theo Rossi squished craftily. 28-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Daddy Squish, Disappointment, Drama, Fatigue, Fun Acting, Incomprehensible, Mystery, Overcooked, Predictable, Silly, Suspense, Thriller, Writ Basic

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28-Oct-2019


90 Day Fiance: The Other Way, Tell All (2019) Woof

The silences were as creepy as the perjury. The individuals allowed the worst to happen to them because they misconstrued social media's message of full acceptance. When danger is involved, you allow mental clarity to check in not ask it to make you blind. It was an unintentional Halloween special that intrigued and horrified with no special thought. We yelled at the screen but they didn't listen. Everyone knows that Cinderella marrying Shrek is bad. 21-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Abuse, Bad Acting, Brutal, Camp, Chemistry, Cliche, Comedy, Conspiracy Theory, Cowboy, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Gay Swatch, Horror, Hot Swatch, Incomprehensible, Juvenile, Maddening, Manipulation, Mean Spirited, Overcooked, Political, Predictable, Psychological, Reality, Relationships, Repetitive, Romance, Safety, Sap, Scary, Sexist, Showy, Shrill Act, Silly, Suspense, Tacky, Talk, Travel, Weird, Wit Crack, Wit Snit

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21-Oct-2019


Superstore (2015-) Bites

It's ok. The next two had me eye rolling. 16-Oct-2019
Uh oh. The third episode on racism, made me laugh. 30-Sep-2019
Even though Ferrera and Feldman are super cute, the characters are super cocky with no discerning bulge to back them up. It integrates social media topics to appear cool but its view doesn't distinguish it. 29-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Comedy, Eye Gouge, Fake, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Hyper, Juvenile, Maddening, Overcooked, Predictable, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Unfunny, Writ For Short Attn Spans

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16-Oct-2019


Look Away (2018) Arf

It takes its cues from "Carrie" without employing a director's bag of tricks. India Eisley's beauty is evident at first glance so there is no launch metamorphosis. Her Maria should ignite uncontrollable rage and attack from boys not bullying and insecurity. The mirror is where many tricks could have been deployed but minute experimentation and bad editing keep it cold and non-dimensional. The daddy seduction is a successful creep that doesn't consummate, explanations are not forthcoming, the bully gets no follow-up, mama is useless and the writers employed little sense. 13-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Drama, Mystery, Open Ending, Predictable, Repetitive, Silly, Timid, Timid Effects, Writ w/Possibilities

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13-Oct-2019


Supergirl (1984) No MoonsEarly Exit

It thought Three Stooges hilarity could save it. Helen Slater, her costume and her hair legitimizes it and Bochner doesn't hurt but everything else is bargain basement. I quit it because I didn't feel like falling asleep for a third time. Nobody cared. 12-Oct-2019

Tags: 1980s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Camp, Comic Book, Daddy Squish, Director Slouch, Ear Prick, Early Exit, False Action, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Manipulation, Oncer, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Repetitive, Sad Effects, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Tedium, Timid, TV-like, Unfunny, Writer Humiliation

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12-Oct-2019


Paddington 2 (2018) Woof

The more disbelief you suspend the higher the flight when it takes off. Hugh's broadness is wide, Paddington's reasoning wears thin but the artful care keeps it vivid. 06-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Comic Book, Director's Art, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Kool Effects, Over the Top, Predictable, Pretty, Sentimental, Star Watt

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06-Oct-2019


House Of The Witch (2017) Arf

Boys hoping scares in a haunted house will make girls leap onto their laps. The director utilizes fresh tricks to scrub cliches out but he gets shackled like the group in the house. 02-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Almost, Decent FX, Director's Touch, Drama, Funny, Horror, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Overcooked, Predictable, Suspense, Writ w/Possibilities

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02-Oct-2019


Halloween Tales (2017) Bites

A concoction of leftover ingredients that can't fill a tummy. 01-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Camp, Cold, Comedy, Comic Book, Conspiracy Theory, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Gore, Horror, Oncer, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Repetitive, Scare Obvious, Silly, Tedium

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01-Oct-2019


Emmy Awards (2019) Whimper

I tuned in as radio while I prepared dinner. I missed the first hour because there was important wine to drink but I tuned at the beginning of the second. Almost everything I hated won. Hollywood creates realistic art but has trouble appearing realistic. Billy added flair and Halsey held my attention, everything else was soap. We need to be convinced that human representation isn't a part-time job. Being politically correct has made everyone boring. The host wasn't the problem. 22-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Awards, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Celebrity, Fantasy, Fatigue, Incomprehensible, Nostalgic, Overcooked, Political, Predictable, Repetitive, Sentimental, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Static, Tacky, Talk, Tedium, Timid, Tired, Unfunny, Weird

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22-Sep-2019


Secret Obsession (2019) Whimper

"Captain America" (Mike Vogel) cues us in but the film's refusal to delude, flips us off. 21-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accident Watch, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Daddy Squish, Hot Swatch, Overcooked, Predictable, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Thriller

Filed under: TV

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21-Sep-2019




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