TV Posts Tagged as 'Eye Gouge'
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Boa vs. Python (2004)
Made by environmentalists that insist that anything that moves or blinks is worth preserving even if it kills us. They hilariously plunder from Cameron's "Aliens" and every knockoff thereof. 04-Jan-2019
Marriage Boot Camp: Hip Hop Edition (2019)
Exploitation of the worst stereotype. I'm out. 04-Jan-2019
New Year's Eve with Carson Daly (2018)
Carson was out. 01-Jan-2019
Saturday Night Live (2018-)
My lover and I quit you. 30-Sep-2018
Matt revved it up, Rachel graced it, the steadies couldn't overcome it, the host is best I don't mention and Kanye shat all over it. His disdain for all art was evident on song #1, negligence of talent and profanity (titgate? really?) towards women appeared second and historic irrationality capped the finale. He was a man who had sold his soul to the devil even if it betrayed his race and himself. Trump deserves him.
It made me angry and in need of a horror bath. 30-Sep-2018
Below Deck: Mediterranean (2016 -)
Wet snouts all season. 12-Sep-2018
I guess its okay to present a woman with an unknown penis if it has vodka in it. 18-Jul-2018
The client reference sheet for food exemplifies how the rich can add waste to the environment. 13-Jun-2018
Rules and liability specifications are locked, there's room for us to guess which crew member will fuck up the hardest and the first clients were "Plantation Rich" (they think having money means they pay for enslavement.) 16-May-2018
Highlights include a lady captain and a lamentable pup, love-thrashed by a pocket siren that exhumes growls and sniffs from the male crew. Hannah quips her way through most of it but then succumbs to the lunacy that all are indulging in. Kate, your turn. 16-Aug-2017
It's everything the initial is yet augmented in the unbalanced crew department. The commander seems perplexed by his spiky helpmates and we shall be banqueted until our brains too become unhinged. It's a preferable fix to the housewives and it fulfills AHS: Asylum munchies. The hottest is the most baked. 30-Jun-2016
Martha & Snoop's Potluck Dinner (2016-)
I keep waiting for Martha to have a "Merlot" moment and brand the shenanigans she has to endure overdone. 19-Jun-2018
It didn't tap into Indian heritage and it doesn't represent anyone resembling human. I'm leaving before saying something horribly insulting. 23-Apr-2018
"They" should be embarrassed. My foot is itching for the door. 16-Mar-2018
I am embarrassed. For at least half of the first episode, I thought the brothers were a gay couple. My lover woke me to it and I had to scour my perception. I still think everyone was competing for wit. Even I can't maintain that level of one liners for longer than ten minutes without checking into some sort of rehab. I'll watch for J.J. Totah. His attitude is made for quips and he's tearing up his representation. The adults need to find a balance of accompaniment and harmonization. Please don't suck. 14-Mar-2018
Jay Pharoah: Can I Be Me? (2015)
Hell no. I don't like being served crayons and a coloring book menu with my comedy. 19-Dec-2017
Will & Grace: A Gay Olde Christmas (2017)
We tuned to watch beloved characters celebrate the meaning of Christmas instead they served up "made up" performing a high school production of Dickens. The laughs were minimal and the dismay for the next season, scary. 07-Dec-2017
Death Note (2017)
The original animate was a creepy nightmare that embedded itself on your skin.
The movie slaps blonde paint on a grown-up with "smarty" face and vends him a teenage protagonist. He is not the only misguided choice but since we have to spend the most time with him we can't commiserate with his plight. I cheered against him.
Life asserts itself in Dafoe's "Ryuk" and impudent death scenes. 29-Nov-2017
SNL: David S. Pumpkins Animated Halloween Special (2017)
If you can make us lose patience with a Tom Hanks character, you are doing it wrong.
You can't diffuse the voices of actors we like to hear, it mutes the point.
It's bad even by a 70's standard. 31-Oct-2017
I'm offended by the audacity of saddling Linda Lavin with irritable cliche jewish parent syndrome. I'm disappointed that two super squishies (Feuerstein and Walton) are relegated to a throwback even I can't relate to. The only way to eliminate stereotypes is by archiving them as mature and respectful, so one day they can be emulated by such. 10-Oct-2017
A show whose brilliance was capped by Matt LeBlanc's self-deprecating humor and broken because of twit comedy. Good riddance. 26-Sep-2017
Siesta Key (2017)
They namedrop material obsessions, Barbie of old is the girl hierarchy and they invited only one male token of color. It's cringe inducing from the air of entitlement. The girls esp. grate as they torment themselves and us with what they make seem, is the only (c)hunk on the island. They do nothing to endow women with equality as they pine and weaken for the men who continuously forego them for uncomplicated sex. Because they have everything, the unattainable becomes an ambition. Too bad the parents couldn't do the same with their money. 02-Aug-2017
Survivor (2000 -)
I could survive almost anything on this show except the conniving and lack of humanity for a buck. 05-Apr-2017