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Little Mermaid Live, The (2019) Whimper

The detail I most remember from "The Little Mermaid," was how her hair moved. If you can't establish an artistic craft to convey that, the art is lost. She flew when she needed to swim.

My treasure list:

I haven't seen so much visible invisible wire since "I Love Lucy." Decorating them might have helped

The octaves were lower than the crowd cheer. Amplification was a problem

A hologram of the improbable fish might have sufficed instead of plastic muppets

Graham Philips proved a singing alpha as Auli'i Cravalho expressed hard work

John Stamos' cook was destined to fail even if he had done it in a thong

Shaggy was feeling the beat but something spooked him and he started whispering

You shouldn't stumble. Even a shark shows grace underwater

Having the cartoon enact emotions whilst the live mostly sang is lazy

The deed was cast. The commercial for a beloved classic was born because they knew that after this, we'd flee to the original material. Magic! 08-Nov-2019

Tags: 2010s, Abuse, Animate, Brutal, Camp, Classic, Cliche, Comic Book, Creepy, Eye Gouge, Fake, Fantasy, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Juvenile, Maddening, Musical, No Acting, No Chemistry, Out of Place, Overcooked, Predictable, Sap, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Weird, Writ w/Possibilities

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08-Nov-2019


Superstore (2015-) Bites

It's ok. The next two had me eye rolling. 16-Oct-2019
Uh oh. The third episode on racism, made me laugh. 30-Sep-2019
Even though Ferrera and Feldman are super cute, the characters are super cocky with no discerning bulge to back them up. It integrates social media topics to appear cool but its view doesn't distinguish it. 29-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Comedy, Eye Gouge, Fake, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Hyper, Juvenile, Maddening, Overcooked, Predictable, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Unfunny, Writ For Short Attn Spans

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16-Oct-2019


Below Deck: Mediterranean (2016-) Woof

Captain Sandy finally twirled her balls and her skirt. 25-Sep-2019
The Flintstones put aside shenanigans to celebrate hard work but only the certified kind. Gifted is out, snobbery is forever. 20-Jul-2019
Wet snouts all season. 12-Sep-2018
I guess its okay to present a woman with an unknown penis if it has vodka in it. 18-Jul-2018
The client reference sheet for food exemplifies how the rich can add waste to the environment. 13-Jun-2018
Rules and liability specifications are locked, there's room for us to guess which crew member will fuck up the hardest and the first clients were "Plantation Rich" (they think having money means they pay for enslavement.) 16-May-2018
Highlights include a lady captain and a lamentable pup, love-thrashed by a pocket siren that exhumes growls and sniffs from the male crew. Hannah quips her way through most of it but then succumbs to the lunacy that all are indulging in. Kate, your turn. 16-Aug-2017
It's everything the initial is yet augmented in the unbalanced crew department. The commander seems perplexed by his spiky helpmates and we shall be banqueted until our brains too become unhinged. It's a preferable fix to the housewives and it fulfills AHS: Asylum munchies. The hottest is the most baked. 30-Jun-2016

Tags: 2010s, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Cooking, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, Funny, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Inappropriate, Mat, Real, Shrill Act, Special, Squish Alert, Suspense, Tacky, Twisty, Wit Snit

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25-Sep-2019


Schitt's Creek (2015-) No Moons

Histrionic and unfledged bullshit. 02-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accident Watch, Bad Acting, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Comedy, Disappointment, Eye Gouge, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Insulting, Juvenile, Maddening, Mean Spirited, Overcooked, Predictable, Shrill Act, Silly, Static, Tacky, Talk, Tired, Unfunny, Weird, Wit Crack

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02-Sep-2019


Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance (2019-) BitesEarly Exit

My heart can't beat to slow moving and hollow-eyed puppets. 30-Aug-2019

Tags: 2010s, Brutal, Camp, Cliche, Comic Book, Disappointment, Early Exit, Eye Gouge, Fantasy, Fatigue, From Another Planet, Incomprehensible, Insulting, Juvenile, Out of Place, Overcooked, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Talk, Timid, Weird

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30-Aug-2019


Russian Doll (2019-) BitesEarly Exit

When Pinky Tuscadero introduced it we defied it. Their equality banner states that anyone can be boring. (I can't speak unidentifiable robot and it perturbed my lover.) 10-Mar-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accident Watch, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, By the Numbers, Comedy, Cultural, Disappointment, Drama, Early Exit, Eye Gouge, Fake, Fantasy, Fatigue, From Another Planet, Incomprehensible, Insulting, Juvenile, Maddening, Out of Place, Overcooked, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Tedium, Tired, Weird

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10-Mar-2019


Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club (2019-) BitesEarly Exit

There is no more knowledge to be absorbed by watching these people. 05-Mar-2019
Lohan exhibited crazed unprofessionalism. 27-Feb-2019
They have a zero tolerance for violence but they don't punish anyone for it. How 2019.

"Ambassador" is rich code word for whore. The reason the pretties keep failing at their job is because they don't know that. 05-Feb-2019
Pretty enslaved to the rich for a buck. 17-Jan-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accident Watch, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Daddy Squish, Drama, Ear Prick, Early Exit, Eye Gouge, Fake, Fantasy, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Horror, Hot Swatch, Insulting, Juvenile, Maddening, Mean Spirited, Overcooked, Pretty, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Tired, Travel, Weird

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05-Mar-2019


Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club After Show (2019) No Moons

An excuse to protect the brand, handhold oblivious sensitivity and bully the crap out of anyone with an opposing or enlightening opinion. Opinions assist our evolution. Accepting every type of sexuality doesn't mean we have to partake of it. We have trained the future generation to be weak and the world is now our parents. 28-Feb-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accident Watch, Cliche, Disappointment, Drama, Eye Gouge, Fake, Fantasy, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Incomprehensible, Insulting, Juvenile, Maddening, Mean Spirited, Preachy, Tacky, Talk, Tedium, Tired, Weird

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28-Feb-2019


Boa vs. Python (2004) Bites

Made by environmentalists that insist that anything that moves or blinks is worth preserving even if it kills us. They hilariously plunder from Cameron's "Aliens" and every knockoff thereof. 04-Jan-2019

Tags: 2000s, Accident Watch, Action, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Comical FX, Conspiracy Theory, Eye Gouge, Fake, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Horror, Incomprehensible, Insulting, Overcooked, Preachy, Predictable, Shrill Act, Silly, Squish Alert, Tacky

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04-Jan-2019


Marriage Boot Camp: Hip Hop Edition (2019) No MoonsEarly Exit

Exploitation of the worst stereotype. I'm out. 04-Jan-2019

Tags: 2010s, Camp, Cliche, Colorized, Cultural, Disappointment, Drama, Ear Prick, Early Exit, Eye Gouge, Fatigue, Insulting, Predictable, Shrill Act, Tacky

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04-Jan-2019


New Year's Eve with Carson Daly (2018) BitesEarly Exit

Carson was out. 01-Jan-2019

Tags: 2010s, Bad Acting, Camp, Cliche, Early Exit, Eye Gouge, Fake, Fatigue, Out of Place, Overcooked, Shrill Act, Tacky, Talk, Tedium, Variety, Weird

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01-Jan-2019


Saturday Night Live (2018-) No MoonsEarly Exit

My lover and I quit you. 30-Sep-2018
Matt revved it up, Rachel graced it, the steadies couldn't overcome it, the host is best I don't mention and Kanye shat all over it. His disdain for all art was evident on song #1, negligence of talent and profanity (titgate? really?) towards women appeared second and historic irrationality capped the finale. He was a man who had sold his soul to the devil even if it betrayed his race and himself. Trump deserves him.

It made me angry and in need of a horror bath. 30-Sep-2018

Tags: 2010s, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Comedy, Disappointment, Drama, Early Exit, Eye Gouge, Fatigue, History, Horror, Inappropriate, Incomprehensible, Insulting, Juvenile, Mean Spirited, Overcooked, Political, Preachy, Sexist, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Tedium, Unfunny, Weird

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30-Sep-2018


Martha & Snoop's Potluck Dinner (2016-) WhimperEarly Exit

I keep waiting for Martha to have a "Merlot" moment and brand the shenanigans she has to endure overdone. 19-Jun-2018

Tags: 2010s, Accident Watch, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Comedy, Cooking, Ear Prick, Early Exit, Eye Gouge, Fake, Fatigue, Juvenile, Overcooked, Predictable, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Talk

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19-Jun-2018


Champions (2018-) WoofDowngradeBitesEarly Exit

It didn't tap into Indian heritage and it doesn't represent anyone resembling human. I'm leaving before saying something horribly insulting. 23-Apr-2018
"They" should be embarrassed. My foot is itching for the door. 16-Mar-2018
I am embarrassed. For at least half of the first episode, I thought the brothers were a gay couple. My lover woke me to it and I had to scour my perception. I still think everyone was competing for wit. Even I can't maintain that level of one liners for longer than ten minutes without checking into some sort of rehab. I'll watch for J.J. Totah. His attitude is made for quips and he's tearing up his representation. The adults need to find a balance of accompaniment and harmonization. Please don't suck. 14-Mar-2018

Tags: 2010s, Brutal, By the Numbers, Cliche, Cute, Daddy Squish, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, Fake, Gay Swatch, Horror, Hot Swatch, Incomprehensible, Insulting, Juvenile, Mean Spirited, Overcooked, Shrill Act, Silly, Special, Star Watt, Sweet, Wit Crack

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23-Apr-2018


Jay Pharoah: Can I Be Me? (2015) Bites

Hell no. I don't like being served crayons and a coloring book menu with my comedy. 19-Dec-2017

Tags: 2010s, Bad Acting, Brutal, By the Numbers, Cliche, Comedy, Disappointment, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, Fatigue, Horror, Inappropriate, Incomprehensible, Insulting, Juvenile, Manipulation, Mean Spirited, Political, Preachy, Predictable, Repetitive, Sexist, Shrill Act, Silly, Stand-Up, Tacky, Unfunny

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19-Dec-2017




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