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Aftershock (2012) Bites

The horror is rendered by characterization and the abomination is in how viciously they get treated. It may be novel for a disaster movie but it damages our senses. 04-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Camp, Drama, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, Funny, Sort of, Gore, Mean Spirited, Oncer, Over the Top, Porn Violence, Preposterous, Silly, Tacky, Ugly Art

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04-Oct-2019


Us (2019) No Moons

When a director can't wrangle a decent performance from two accomplished actresses (Nyong'o and Moss,) he isn't done with his training. The movie makes no sense and it doesn't deserve to breathe on anything resembling art. 15-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Camp, Daddy Squish, Eye Gouge, Funny, Sort of, Inappropriate, Indecipherable, Manipulation, Oncer, Over the Top, Preposterous, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Tedium, Timid, Unenthusiastic, Weird, Writer Humiliation

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15-Sep-2019


Halloween (2018) No Moons

Devoid of purpose, study and reverence. The psychology of Laurie Strode was as an empowered victim that elicited strength from catastrophic violence. She's not Sarah Connor and she wouldn't burden a child with her horrid mythology. The holiday wasn't nostalgic and the nods to Hitchcock (who's that?) were extinct. Hallmark movies concoct bigger frights. 08-Feb-2019

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, By the Numbers, Cold, Conspiracy Theory, Corn, Disappointment, Drama, Eye Gouge, False Action, Fatigue, Horror, Inactivity, Music Murders, Over the Top, Preposterous, Sad, Silly, Tacky, Timid, TV-like, Ugly Art, Unenthusiastic, Weird

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08-Feb-2019


Bad Teacher (2011) Bites

So mean that it renders the characters inhuman. 07-Dec-2018

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Corn, Drama, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, False Action, Fantasy, Fatigue, Inappropriate, Mean Spirited, Over the Top, Preposterous, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Ugly Art

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07-Dec-2018


Confessions of a Pop Performer (1975) Whimper

It's a constant pile-up you can't stop watching. 25-Sep-2018

Tags: 1970s, Accidental Watch, Art Devoid, Brutal, Camp, Eye Gouge, Fatigue, Funny, Inappropriate, Indecipherable, Loud, Music Murders, Oncer, Over the Top, Political Satire, Porn, Preposterous, Rapey, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Ugly Art, Weird

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25-Sep-2018


Call Me By Your Name (2017) Bites

Its insulting in its timing and the delusion that a teenager's "me too" is a right of passage. The disparity in size (Hammer's giant) and childlike looks (Timothee Chalamet) adds unseemliness to its presentation. Hammer distributes much awkwardness and little desire, maybe because he realized the discomfort of its subject.

Man/boy love is tricky if you don't account for its repercussions. It doesn't represent the gay community but it indicates that straits will stick it to anything and that uniting in sex will not absolve our confusion.

I'll call you what my first lover/daddy/asshole called himself..."bugarron." 07-Aug-2018

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Camp, Disappointment, Drama, Eye Gouge, False Action, Fantasy, Fatigue, Inappropriate, Macho Posing, Manipulation, Oncer, Preposterous, Tacky, Tedium, Tough, Weird

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07-Aug-2018


Collector, The (2009) Whimper

Schooling for psychopaths on how to execute an ugly death. It's bloody torture. 20-Jun-2018

Tags: 2000s, Accidental Watch, Action Stomper, Art Devoid, Brutal, Crime Drama, Daddy Squish, Drama, Eye Gouge, False Action, Fatigue, Gory, Horror, Hot Swatch, Inappropriate, Macho Posing, Mean Spirited, Oncer, Open Ending, Over the Top, Preposterous, Repetitive, Revenge, Scary, Suspense, Tough

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20-Jun-2018


Justice League (2017) Bites

It will continue to embarrass for as long as production is allowed to churn arid cornpop. They can't orchestrate a thrilling action sequence, the costumes don't befit a hero and it certainly doesn't flatter the artists (everyone clunks around) and the villain seems extracted from an outdated RPG. Cavill wakes up to serve us what's left of the Superman character and Amy Adams and Diane Lane are the only Amazons. Most of the artists left their joy elsewhere.

It needs to look at its animation for inspiration. 14-May-2018

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Comic Book, Corn, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Disappointment, Drama, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, False Action, Fantasy, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Inactivity, Indecipherable, Loud, Macho Posing, Oncer, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Repetitive, Sad Effects, Silly, Tacky, Ugly Art

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14-May-2018


Psycho III (1986) Whimper

Misdiagnosed. 10-Apr-2018

Tags: 1980s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Corn, Crime Drama, Drama, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, Fatigue, Horror, Over the Top, Preposterous, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Tedium, Ugly Art

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10-Apr-2018


Extreme Movie (2008) Bites

It belongs locked in a time capsule. Every teenage boy perversion is enacted without respect or acknowledgement of their desire. It is a catapult of "me too" and a denigration of all sexes. Depicting men and women as competitors in love or sex doesn't bode well for a society hellbent on exposing its normality.

When Matthew Lillard exclaims that he can't say that joke because he has two daughters but continues reading it, the movie and the immature men who made it are slanderously defined. 09-Mar-2018

Tags: 2000s, Art Devoid, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Conspiracy Theory, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Inappropriate, Macho Posing, Mean Spirited, Oncer, Over the Top, Preposterous, Rapey, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Ugly Art, Weird

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09-Mar-2018


Battlefield Earth (2000) BitesEarly Exit

As soon as Travolta opens his mouth to spit fey Shakespearean New York, the attention-span for the story disappears. While you wait for Travolta to stop putting us on you start noticing that the character's rubber hands bend and lay inappropriately, the Eiffel Tower boots adds clunk and slump to their walk and that their pouches swell at attention. I left before any of it made it to my bloodstream. 21-Dec-2017

Tags: 2000s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Director's Slice, Disappointment, Drama, Early Exit, Eye Gouge, Fantasy, Funny, Gay Swatch, Inappropriate, Indecipherable, Loud, Macho Posing, Manipulation, Over the Top, Preposterous, SciFi, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Tedium, Weird

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21-Dec-2017


How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) Bites

When transcribing a cartoon to live it needs to be cautious not to bolster caricature as it may spark an aneurysm. 09-Nov-2017

Tags: 2000s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Conspiracy Theory, Director's Slice, Disappointment, Drama, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, Fantasy, Horror, Inappropriate, Indecipherable, Loud, Manipulation, Mean Spirited, Oncer, Over the Top, Preposterous, Revenge, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Unfunny, Weird

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09-Nov-2017


Maniac (2012) No Moons

A bucket of bleach and a scrub brush is quintessential after watching this first-person horror slasher. It knows how to disgust but little else. Elijah, thankfully, spends most of the character's opportunity behind a camera and we got it, he's Frodo no more. Too bad, there are benefits to being liked. 10-Oct-2017

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Camp, Drama, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, Fatigue, Gore, Horror, Over the Top, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Tacky, Weird

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10-Oct-2017


Wonder Woman (2017) Whimper

I was ready to celebrate everything the Wonder Woman mythology entrenches but I can only laud the idea because the interpretation curtails the triumph.

Themyscira flounders the hardest because accomplished actresses are burdened with harsh and awkward accents to help explain the heroine's dialect. They may be mentally strong women but they can't persuade us they have physical strength. If they really wanted to represent Amazon girl power, challenge actresses who have inhabited physical dynamism and give the fans a rise. Lucy Lawless, Sarah Michelle Geller, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Garner, etc. are waiting in line to be acknowledged and honored.

Gal Gadot was declared Wonder Woman but we don't get to witness her growth or empowerment.

Pine's Steve Trevor undermines Diana by trumpeting himself as an extraordinary alpha that is solely qualified to subdue such a forceful heroine. The writers should have noted that she gives the man the strength as soon as she prefers him. With this role Pine finally fulfills the culmination that is William Shatner.

The weenie foe does nothing to elevate Diana's heroism.

The music manipulates our emotions, the stunts are self-aware, the FX are ponderous and the direction fails to catapult.

I want a Wonder Woman that's not ashamed of her power, that wears the colors of our flag boldly and who shouts for women but fights for everyone.

 08-Oct-2017

Tags: 2010s, Action, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Camp, Director's Slice, Disappointment, Drama, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, False Action, Fantasy, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Manipulation, Oncer, Over the Top, Preachy, Predictable, Preposterous, Repetitive, Sad Effects, Sap, Silly, Tacky, Tedium, Ugly Art

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08-Oct-2017


Big Cube, The (1969) Bites

60s Hollywood had the capacity to disrespect legends by coasting on their names, making them kneel for a crap script and humiliating them to the point that we can't remember why we deified them.

Chakiris was definitely vibing to his master manipulator but I don't want to remember Lana like this. 01-Oct-2017

Tags: 1960s, Art Devoid, Brutal, Camp, Corn, Daddy Squish, Disappointment, Drama, Ear Prick, Eye Gouge, False Action, Funny, Gay Swatch, Horror, Hot Swatch, Inappropriate, Over the Top, Political Satire, Preachy, Preposterous, Repetitive, Revenge, Romance, Sad Effects, Sentimental, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Suspense, Tacky, Weird

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01-Oct-2017




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