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Movies Posts Tagged as 'Holiday'

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Christmas Project, The (2016) Whimper

The adventures of future supremacists as they waft through their own battlefield of family traditions and alpha bullying. The parents are ditzoids driving their children to partake of a Christmas tradition called Elving. You leave presents on the doorsteps of needy/hopeless families everyday until Christmas. The town bullies are on the roster this year. The tween female interest cements hardons and impels macho competitions. She looks 20 while the boys look 8. Reality rarely sneaks in and there is no character to get attached to. I pictured future supremacist twink getting married in prison to his alpha bully supreme as he forever pays black fit homeless grand daddies with raspy voices for some sugar. The kindly school bus driver was black. 25-Dec-2020

Tags: 2010s, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Corn, Dialogue Lament, Director Insanity, Drama, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Holiday, Mean Spirited, Tacky, Twinkie, Weird

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25-Dec-2020


Home For The Holidays (1995) Whimper

Rabid family holiday. Foster's mind is a jumble. Flamboyantly directed, fussed over and disrespected. Robert Downey Jr.'s gay brother flitted about like a crazed woodpecker perching and flapping uncontrollably to our discomfort and limited endurance. Giving a cute girl the sniffles for the entirety of a film is not romantic or sexy. It's a family home visit without the drinks. Where's the fun in that? 05-Dec-2020

Tags: 1990s, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Depressing, Dialogue Lament, Director Insanity, Drama, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Grating, Holiday, Hot Swatch, Mean Spirited, Over the Top, Preposterous, Relationships, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Weird, Wit Crack

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05-Dec-2020


Christmas Chronicles 2, The (2020) Whimper

An array of adorable elves get kidnapped by Mr. & Mrs. Claus to run toy factories, serve their masters and provide Christmas preciousness to their surroundings. When an elf breaks a rule it gets turned into a fat depressed British runt. Why? Santa stomps and hair flips like a daddy stealth bomber, mama Santa has Goldie specs and the children are as interesting as the beach they never go to. Everything is boisterous and pimped out. When the elves turn into Gremlins the cuteness subsides, the gas gets turned up high and Christmas burns down. 30-Nov-2020

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Action, Camp, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director Insanity, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Gay Swatch, Holiday, Loud, Macho Posing, Over the Top, Preposterous, Sequel, Silly, Star Watt, Weird

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30-Nov-2020


A Cinderella Christmas (2016) Whimper

Romance is a concept. Love is that universal fantasy that can fix anything and achieve nothing. This film is an instructional manual on how an alpha can easily capture his sucker mate. It works for the sluts too. It's a fake luxury liner. Cinderella gains a selfish cousin and loses two step-sisters and an evil step-mother. She is now raised by an unconscious uncle whose stupidity is explained as a parental failure. The prince is a ginormous hairy butted banging bottom whose perfection was created from Jesus spit and is a representation of why women and twinks do video splits. If you can't recognize a person beyond a face mask you're full of shit. He expounds worship daddy constantly, celebrating the quantity of women beluga he's chipped. A Scooby Doo member is the fairy godmother, the men act like its an NFL recruitment session and the women compete to the death to get that middle cheerleading spot. The howls of orgasmic virgins drown out the Christmas bells and kill any sign of Christmas cheer. They want us to horn in but the prince's tights aren't tight enough. 29-Nov-2020

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, By the Numbers, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Drama, Fatigue, Funny, Gay Swatch, Holiday, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Preachy, Predictable, Preposterous, Relationships, Repetitive, Romance, Sexist, Shrill Act, Silly, Stupid Funny, Tech Grunts, Wit Crack

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29-Nov-2020


Christmas Survival (2018) BitesEarly Exit

I could only survive 15 minutes. 08-Dec-2019

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Ear Prick, Early Exit, Holiday, Over the Top, Preposterous, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, Unfunny, Weird

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08-Dec-2019


Grinch, The (2018) BitesEarly Exit

The cuteness is impossible, the voices don't fit and I couldn't make it pass the first song. 07-Jun-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Art Devoid, Brutal, Camp, Early Exit, Fantasy, Fatigue, Holiday, Music Murders, Over the Top, Silly, Weird

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07-Jun-2019


Steel Magnolias (1989) Full Moon

Time grants us a reexamination of art. The cast brilliantly transcribed the written word like it was meant for them. Ross creates a world fantastic that you want to suffer in. 17-Mar-2019

Tags: 1980s, Beautiful, Best In Comedy, Best In Drama, Chemistry, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Funny, Great Acting, Holiday, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Pretty, Romance, Sentimental, Star Watt, Sweet, Tough, Wit Snit, Writ Tight, Writer's Peak

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17-Mar-2019


Santa Claus (1959) Arf

The mind sizzles with filmic ideas but it rejects the flipping from good to evil. It's a concoction for idle thinkers. 26-Dec-2018

Tags: 1950s, Accidental Watch, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Comic Book, Conspiracy Theory, Corn, Director's Touch, Drama, Fantasy, Fatigue, Foreign, Funny, Holiday, Music Swings, Mystery, Oncer, Over the Top, Political Satire, Preposterous, Scary, Sentimental, Shrill Act, Silly, Sweet, Tacky, Tedium, Twisty, Ugly Art, Weird, Writ w/Possibilities

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26-Dec-2018


Holiday Affair (1949) Howl

A sober Christmas treatise made with no fuss.

It was a forward example.

The Christmas gift was an alpha. 25-Dec-2018

Tags: 1940s, Beautiful, Best In Holiday, Chemistry, Classic, Comedy, Cute, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Funny, Good Acting, History, Holiday, Hot Swatch, Romance, Sentimental, Star Watt, Sweet, Tough, Twisty, Wit Snit, Writ Tight, Writer's Peak

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25-Dec-2018


Better Watch Out (2016) Woof

The idea is terrifying because the reality is. The film tests you and deplores you but you keep hanging on. We want to feel that the torture endured will dignify an ending release. The balls hang low. 30-Apr-2018

Tags: 2010s, Best In Horror, Brutal, Camp, Chemistry, Comedy, Director's Slice, Drama, Funny, Sort of, Good Acting, Gore, Holiday, Hot Swatch, Mean Spirited, Over the Top, Political Satire, Rapey, Revenge, Romance, Scary, Star Watt, Suspense, Touching, Twisty, Weird, Wit Snit, Writ Tight

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30-Apr-2018


Office Christmas Party (2016) Whimper

There are moments where saccharin and fraternity are cast aside to serve impish amusement, like Aniston snapping to a bratter to go fuck herself, but it's mostly underwritten sitcom blather incapable of boosting their TV Q. 23-Dec-2017

Tags: 2010s, Art Devoid, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Comedy, Comic Book, Drama, False Action, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Holiday, Loud, Macho Posing, Oncer, Over the Top, Predictable, Preposterous, Repetitive, Revenge, Sap, Sequel, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Tacky, TV-like

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23-Dec-2017