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Anatomy Of A Fall (2023) Arf

Shots were placed strategically, playing P.I.M.P. on rotation filled the house with dread and the dog tore up his scenes. The lead played it one-sided which gave away the outcome. There was no Bette Davis conniver in her spirit. The film never strays from repeating the same story from different angles. It becomes exhausting to sit through. It needed to give the audience a break from the same subject. The clues fell so easily on the writer's lap that no surprises were forthcoming. They coerced the kid to pick a side but the director didn't. 22-Mar-2024

Tags: 2020s, Coincidence Laden, Creepy, Crime Drama, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Director's Touch, Disappointment, Drama, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Music Swings, Predictable, Psychological, Relationships, Repetitive, Sentimental, Star Watt, Subtle, Timid, Too Long, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ w/Possibilities

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22-Mar-2024


Poor Things (2023) Arf

Oh. Emma ruined the word squishy for me. 08-Mar-2024
The whore of Frankenstein. The direction was stylish and the visuals were artistic but the script needed punching. The backstory was more interesting than the Frankenstein repeat. I wanted less of that. None of the actors clicked in the setting and Ruffalo's mumbly accent was troubling. TG he got naked. Emma Stone played the recovering retard like anyone would. She was okay but she didn't ignite the fire that would make men want to imprison her. Ramy's wedding pants were awful. I couldn't identify with a woman who is allowed a smooth awakening because she is trapped in a make believe world. She didn't know the value of a dollar, a meal, a man, rent, a closet, bordello gangbangs and logic. Stepping out on the town in lingerie would have been disastrous and mind altering, like in the real world. She is not a hero. She is like every other woman trapped in a setting that a man built. 08-Mar-2024

Tags: 2020s, Bad Acting, Cold, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Disappointment, Drama, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Horny, Lesbian, Music Swings, Silly, Slow, Star Watt, Timid, Weird, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Writ w/Possibilities

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08-Mar-2024


High Plains Drifter (1973) Full Moon

Gunslinger makes a rest stop in a town with soft men and untrained women. Bandits have overpowered the town and laid police to rest. The men can't find the balls to fight back. When the stranger proves himself a survivor, the town convinces him to be their savior. The savior lacks adequate morals but he's kind to minorities and is rapey to women (that's how people flirted then.) He'll fight the enemy and them too. The action is a natural CGI-less wonder. I believe this was how life was and it appeared it. A great modern cowboy defined by the people who experienced him. The cowboy was a unique quip master with a ton of hilarious scenes. The women exerted their power and were heard. Little man was a sweet sidekick. A rousing blockbuster. 14-Jan-2024

Tags: 1970s, Action, Action Fun, Chemistry, Classic, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fun, Funny, Good Acting, Magnetism, Music Swings, Political Satire, Pretty, Relationships, Revenge, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Tough, Western, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight

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14-Jan-2024


Saltburn (2023) Howl

Society encourages mental illness to mingle so more people can catch it. The mystery is set up beautifully, actors are undemanding and sites are divine. Is this a sequel to Killing of a Sacred Deer? The nod was a cute wink. The cast was invested in inhabiting words, statuses, empathy and star quality. Barry Keoghan was set loose as a guest of hierarchy that investigates more than he should. The cure for anorexia is having disgusting sex. The best way to maintain a friendship is to crowd them. Barry is brave with his surprises. He gave me a hardon but then I replaced him with that french dude and I came. 25-Dec-2023

Tags: 2020s, Best In Gay, Brutal, Director's Art, Funny, Gay, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Psychological, Relationships, Sexy, Star Stud, Star Watt, Tough, Trashy, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight

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25-Dec-2023


Rebel Moon: A Child On Fire (2023) Woof

The handsomest director in Hollywood makes a movie of wonder. It's a what if Star Wars account of what a boy imagines. The movie is crisp and lighting glows with clarification. He brought all the elements but kept it, mostly western. The effects glide, Anthony Hopkins is a beautiful thing, Djimon Hinsou wowed in a semi birthday suit, the alpha bodies were to die for, the story never strayed from its path and the action sequences held. Unfortunately, our heroine was flat, unsympathetic and a cold lesbian killing machine. It was realistic to see a man kick the shit out of a woman, threaten rapes of virgins and pretty straight boys and for races to exist as different societies. Snyder recreates scenarios oft repeated and makes them look bright but not all the senses can see. 23-Dec-2023

Tags: 2020s, Action, Action Fun, Crapfun, Cultish, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Director's Touch, Drama, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Pretty, Retread, SciFi, Squish Alert, Tight Effects, Tough, Western, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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23-Dec-2023


Maestro (2023) Woof

Bradley Cooper is an uncanny Leonard Bernstein. The nose is art even though it makes Bradley nasal. Carey Mulligan is taught and achieving. She is the wife that halts her personal goals to stroke his. The genius is obsessed with calculating music and all boys pretty. The wife accepts and waits. Cooper positions the camera at different angles to add distraction to incomplete scenes. The film intellectualizes its subject and limits its margin. Dialogue is careful not to apply too many emotions to our lead for fear that they may not be true. It also, makes his actions appear nippy. Lovers come in and out of their lives without much exposition except beauty and sex. Mulligan is the film's disposition, Cooper is its center, the cast puts on an haughty appearance, everything is lush but the man remains an enigma. 22-Dec-2023

Tags: 2020s, Chemistry, Cold, Daddy Squish, Director Experiment, Director's Achievement, Drama, Elegance, Gay Swatch, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Magnetism, Music Swings, Pretty, Relationships, Romance, Sentimental, Slow, Timid, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful

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22-Dec-2023


Leave The World Behind (2023) Woof

Meticulous mommy and wimpy daddy rent an expensive vacation home with their zombie children in tow. The children are the AI we fear. Attached to tech unless the opportunity of live sex veers the boy's head but sister is less inclined. She's almost a full robot. The family receives a late visit from a father and daughter claiming to be in charge and staying the night because disaster seems to have struck the outside world. Mama Julia is suspicious and has every right to be. Unfortunately, the guest daughter's correctness in growling at Julia was justified because she observed Karen sensibilities. Their conclusion was one-sided. They should have both learned something. Black daddy appeared to have no purpose. The story could have survived without the father and daughter but then that poor boy wouldn't have anything to masturbate to. The boat scene chilled, the electric cars thrilled and Julia wrought much character identification. The husband was sympathetic to the new guests but later has an opportunity to save someone and doesn't. Is it because they spoke spanish? I would have liked to see more of the surviving community. The film is incomplete. 10-Dec-2023

Tags: 2020s, Action, Cold, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director's Achievement, Disaster, Funny, Sort of, Music Swings, Music: Disposable Soundtrack, Political Satire, SciFi, Star Watt, Suspense, Timid, Vague, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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10-Dec-2023


Bullit (1968) Howl

Steve McQueen was a blue-eyed splendor with a big cock and a knack for fashion that magnetized his style. Steve is the cop handpicked to protect a witness that will bring down a gangster opponent of the state. The car chase was a masterclass of stunts, choreography and edits. The foot chase was close-up, physically accurate and tense. The lack of music added organic panic to the action. Bissett was breathtaking and accomplished. Its quietude added nervous reality. A cop can't change his fate until everyone is safe. A film to be studied and outdone. An action bible. 09-Dec-2023

Tags: 1960s, Action, Action Fun, Best In Action, Best In Crime Drama, Chemistry, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Fun, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Inspired, Music Swings, Psychological, Relationships, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Thriller, Tough, Twisty, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight

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09-Dec-2023


May December (2023) Whimper

Lack of clarity and character purpose slows a movie about a female child molester. The boy was thirteen, she got caught, went to jail, became pregnant and married the victim. Natalie Portman is the actress that arrives 20 years later to witness the aftermath and understand the feelings involved in a messy woman's choices so she can better portray her in an upcoming film. The couple believes it might bring redemption but it's not clear what Portman's true intentions are. Julianne Moore settles on a safe space where the husband, children and neighborhood are trapped within the woman's bubble of fantasy and control. She never thought she did anything wrong except cheat on her husband. Boy grows up and remembers feelings that were not kosher, his dependence on his wife gives him no place to run to and he needs to blast it to any one that can help him understand. Charles Melton's abused boy is a frozen fuckboy in a bubble of his own that conveyed not much more than the script. Melton pauses and clamps trying to act through something that's keeping him away. The beautiful score is unsettling and builds to nothing. Moore has a few moments, Portman gave us brilliant seconds but the styles never coalesced. The script mumbles and only hints at evoking feeling. When a woman is a victim of abuse, her story is always front and center. If the man is the abuser he has to register as a sex offender, not live by schools or children, be destroyed for life and never be the lead in his own story. Why didn't this victim get the same respect? 03-Dec-2023

Tags: 2020s, Cold, Daddy Squish, Director Slouch, Disappointment, Drama, Fatigue, Inactivity, Music Swings, Rapey, Relationships, Slow, Star Watt, Subtle, Timid, Unenthusiastic, Vague, Weird, Writ w/Possibilities

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03-Dec-2023


Hole In The Ground, The (2019) Arf

Single mother starts a new life with her son in the boondocks. Woods are spooky with a giant hole in the ground. Baby boy disappears into the woods and returns different. A neighbor's history tells of a mother falling apart at losing her son to the woods, going to prison, killing her son and being constantly haunted. She becomes deranged, unacceptable but tolerated. No one believes her truth because all nutty people are considered liars. But the nutty people are always right. We don't want to look at that shit so we ignore it, the way we don't Santa and Barbie. Mama believes the lady's mythology until she too faces that dilemma. The child is a spooky chill, the mother's face speaks volumes and the director allows us space to breathe. Cliches disrupt the flow. Dreams no longer surprise. The end was a meh and a what. Craft without sense. 29-Nov-2023

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Baby Wrecks, Chemistry, Cliche, Coincidence Laden, Creepy, Director Movement, Fun, Good Acting, Horror, Music Swings, Mystery, Sentimental, Weird, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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29-Nov-2023


Not A Stranger (1955) Howl

Stallone was The Robert Mitchum of his era but no one could beat Mitchum in his own. He had a back like Hulk, Rocky eyes and Superman's countenance. Mitchum wanted to become a doctor but couldn't afford it. His father was a drunk that drank his wife's suffering money and wasted their son's future. His medical student enrollment will be terminated if he doesn't pay his fee. Olivia de Havilland is the good nurse captivated by Dr. Hulk and exhibiting fangirl craze and saved up money. He is the distant thing that doesn't find her distracting but she's someone to talk to. He'd rather become a doctor. Olivia is an independent foreigner that mistakes his intentions of marriage as fairytale truth. He just wants to be a doctor. That's why he got drunk on his wedding night. Big man gains a god complex once his superiority is solidified and success follows. He believes that the medical profession needs to follow code, even though he breaks them at home. Olivia wants to start a family but the giant wants to fuck things he likes. Actor watt was at 100%. Olivia wrecked her accent and our hearts. Frank Sinatra was a hardy friend that tried to tame the hulk's rage. Anytime a surgical procedure went wrong bigback clobbered the shit out of the culprit, even if they were his boss. Doctor withstands life with a wife he's not absorbing and becomes a maniac doctor. Sympathy, miracles and delusions. How do you cure a god complex? Have him fail. Gloria Grahame was a Poison Ivy sketch ready to buckle a giant. Her lip liner was everything. Passionate mischief enacted with horses. Cute. 27-Nov-2023

Tags: 1950s, Accidental Watch, Chemistry, Director's Art, Fun, Heart Writ, Music Swings, Relationships, Romance, Sentimental, Star Watt, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight

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27-Nov-2023


Nun II, The (2023) Woof

If beliefs cause faith why can't we believe there are no demons? We have to fight them first so we know we're good. Taissa gave great face and Storm Reid was her partner, lapping it all up. They had an interracial team-up that felt genuine. Jonas Bloquet was eliciting Hammer tremors. The nun was still glorious, showing up scantily but creepy and ready to blow. Her backstory held. It's fun watching scared little mean girls. 17-Nov-2023

Tags: 2020s, Action, Action Fun, Chemistry, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Good Acting, Haunting, Heart Writ, Horror, Horror Mild, Music Swings, Relationships, Revenge, Scary, Sentimental, Star Watt, Subtle, Suspense, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ w/Possibilities

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17-Nov-2023


Whale, The (2022) Howl

As soon as Brendan's eyes opened wide and lit like a bulb, I knew the character's representation was safe. Withering is an earth occurrence and examining it won't kill us any faster. When you wither you have no other option but to reflect on your life and try to make amends to people that deserved your love. One of Aronofsky's best abilities is creating horror with mood, drama and raw emotion. As dark as his art is, he doesn't want to jumpscare, he wants to haunt. The main's routines, fears, lies, talents and regret are highlighted in shadows, realism and good writing. Fraser owns the fatsuit. When younger I thought him a most sad beauty. It's not the shape of a man but the soul. The cast support like a perfect theater troupe. Aronofsky is beyond facades. 20-Oct-2023

Tags: 2020s, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Funny, Great Acting, Haunting, Magnetism, Music Swings, Mystery, Relationships, Sentimental, Star Watt, Subtle, Touching, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight

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20-Oct-2023


Extraction 2 (2023) Woof

Daddy's ready to act, pounce and revive an unwilling survivor. Movements and betrayals were triumphant. Hemsworth receives magnificent aide in battle as he abandons all pity towards his enemy and unleashes an animal that knows no bounds. The action slows enough to make us care about the characters but the action is the showcase and the director needs to make us a superhero film. People would cum web buckets or shit bats. 07-Jul-2023

Tags: 2020s, Action, Action Fun, Action Stomper, Big, Brutal, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Director's Touch, Drama, Enthusiastic, Funny, Good Acting, Music Swings, Relationships, Revenge, Sentimental, Star Watt, Subtle, Suspense, Thriller, Tough, Violent, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight

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07-Jul-2023


Avatar: The Way Of Water (2022) Full Moon

A piece of art can be flawed, silly and gargantuan. My favorite moment happened when Master Cameron upgraded his past achievements, served them with pride and reminded us what we were missing. A gloriously perfect Spiderman movie? A master of science. 14-Jun-2023

Tags: 2020s, Action, Action Fun, Action Stomper, Best In Drama, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Achievement, Director's Art, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fun, Heart Writ, Inspired, Music Swings, Relationships, SciFi, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Touching, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight

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14-Jun-2023




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