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Lobster, The (2015) Woof

Couples rule in a post cruel world. If you don't find a mate they turn you into an animal. Its royal art of weirdness with little justification and a vivid imagination. Colin inherits a comedian's edge, puncturing the establishment in a catatonic state and making us laugh and cheer. Rachel Weisz keeps the heart of the film beating and Yorgos is crazy. 29-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action, Chemistry, Cold, Comedy, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Funny, Good Acting, Inspired, Mean Spirited, Music Swings, Mystery, Political Satire, Relationships, Romance, SciFi, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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29-Mar-2020


Autopsy Of Jane Doe, The (2016) Woof

The autopsy is comprehensive, the actors are aligned and the corpse is an eerily beautiful masterpiece. The mumbo jumbo is handled scientifically which excludes genius insanity being the harbinger of truth and sets some practical scares for us. 27-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action, Chemistry, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Gory, Heart Writ, Horror, Inspired, Kool Effects, Mystery, Scary, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Twisty, Weird, Words Spoke, Writ Tight, Writing Reigns

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27-Mar-2020


Little Fires Everywhere (2020-) Woof

A mama cold war, a class distinction an intellectual race riot. It theorizes that women only need to act like a mother to push the children through life. It states that racism's hypocrisy, sensitivity and overreaction will never mend it. The children are at a loss serving as parental investments of an unsettled future while practicing what they learn from them as much as what they hate.

Kerry Washington threw her TVQ out the window to portray a most questionable mother with a permanent scowl on her face, a confrontational outlook and some sort of mental instability. Witherspoon is the mother whose charity she thinks will excuse her parental ditto. She peels enough layers to inform us that she rationalizes that racism is wrong but the safety of her family comes first.

The baby drama is the new focal point and it may be its drawback. The coincidence was grand and mama Mia had no business offering a co-worker, who abandoned her baby, money that would have been better suited for her own daughter. It makes her hard to like.

It's nagging, addictive and igniting. 26-Mar-2020

Tags: 2020s, Brutal, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Elegance, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Maddening, Mystery, Psychological, Relationships, Star Watt, Suspense, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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26-Mar-2020


Parasite (2019) Howl

The society is comprised of envy, maintenance, labor, guts and unification. Images remain in your head, long after you've dismissed them. The story is absolutely unique, the actors are natural and the suffering for/from abundance touches every base. Trimming would have propelled a much stronger impact but I couldn't stop watching every minute of its extensive length. 23-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Beautiful, Chemistry, Comedy, Creepy, Cultural, Director's Art, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Foreign, Funny, Good Acting, Horror, Music Swings, Mystery, Political Satire, Revenge, Scary, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Twisty, Weird, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight, Writing Reigns

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23-Mar-2020


House of the Devil, The (2009) Arf

Quarantined and babysitting who knows what in strangers' creepy mansion is as nailbiting as it gets. Money can put any Spidey sense to bed but it can't help you. West's film strengths are character and suspense but the wrap up was easy, predictable and not scary. 22-Mar-2020

Tags: 2000s, Chemistry, Creepy, Director's Slice, Drama, Fatigue, Good Acting, Music Swings, Mystery, Predictable, Suspense, Timid, Writ w/Possibilities

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22-Mar-2020


Killing Of A Sacred Dear, The (2017) Howl

Doctor feels responsible for causing the death of a teenage boys' father. He befriends him and his mother and integrates him into his own. The boy is a psychotic Jesus whose God has been bested by a doctor playing at God. Colin Farrell adds beautiful whisper to his lilt, calming us, confusing us and surprising us. Barry Keoghan is a vengeful prince ravaging the establishment and scary as fuck. Alicia Silverstone sucks good hands. Raffey Cassidy and Sunny Sulgic supply the perfect endorsement for burdening yourself with care one minute and smacks, the other. Nic holds it tight for the first hour, being logical and abiding but by the last hour she's tongue lashing and bitch slapping her character to heaven. Yorgos Lanthimos kept it artistic, chillingly precise, musically gripped and the giant balls to give us an OMG ending. 18-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Brutal, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Elegance, Good Acting, Music Swings, Mystery, Political, Revenge, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Twinkie, Twisty, Weird, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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18-Mar-2020


Dead Kids (Strange Behavior) - (1981) Arf

Controlling kids for kills. Bursting with ideas that the master had no idea how to cohesively cobble together. The kills are interesting because they are clumsy like real life. Fiona Lewis' donut bun steals the whole thing. 18-Mar-2020

Tags: 1980s, Accidental Watch, Conspiracy Theory, Crapfun, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Gore, Horror, Mystery, Political Satire, Revenge, SciFi, Star Watt, Suspense, Tacky, Weird, Writ w/Possibilities

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18-Mar-2020


Love Witch, The (2016) Whimper

I did a double take when I realized the film wasn't set in the cheesy 60's gothic era. The women are dead ringers for the pristine beauty of that time and the daddies are porn succulence. The witch is a backwards feminist, desperate for love but her potions and sex stratagems only work precoital. Love turns men into quivering slobbering mush as the witch becomes vexed and resentful. The film is experimental, nonsensical and devoid of magic. 15-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Camp, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Elegance, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Horror, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Preposterous, Pretty, Relationships, Revenge, Silly, Vague, Weird

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15-Mar-2020


I Am Jonas (2019) Woof

Allowing youthful discretions to define the gay fuck-up you become in life. The boys (young and old) are peak representation and the film strives to be authentic. 14-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Foreign, Gay, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Relationships, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Touching, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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14-Mar-2020


Apostle (2018) Whimper

Infiltrating a religious sect to save a sibling. The premise barely sustains itself and Dan Stevens' idea of macho heroism is to grunt like a gorilla and squawk like a duck. He is so inspired to erase his Downton starter that what he erects is stiff overcompensation. The only thing the film gets right is torture and a weirdly coincidental female tree. 11-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Bad Acting, Brutal, Camp, Cultish, Daddy Squish, Drama, Fatigue, Gory, Macho Posing, Mean Spirited, Mystery, Political Satire, Porn Violence, Preposterous, Revenge, Scare Obvious, Star Watt, Weird

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11-Mar-2020


I Kill Giants (2017) Whimper

She kills giants and she's not afraid of them but then proceeds to quiver and weep at the thought. Having little girls spew superhero corn is cringey and embarrassingly hilarious. The girl on girl was tender but the titular was a smoky abstract. I was a bit confused by the giants. Why kill something that hands such good life advice upon victory or is that the point? Are they fortune cookies? 09-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Action, Camp, Comic Book, Crapfun, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Gay Swatch, Mystery, Preposterous, Sweet, Timid, Writ w/Possibilities

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09-Mar-2020


Stay (2005) Whimper

A vague bad trip made sillier by insignificant EFX. Even though his American accent was flawless, McGregor was clamping down so hard on his own that he lost his squishiness. Ryan Gosling hadn't found his squish yet... he was a serious actor. His blank stares were very blank. They gave little credence to Naomi Watts' character except to provide her great face at the end. 08-Mar-2020

Tags: 2000s, Accidental Watch, Bad Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Drama, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Indecipherable, Mystery, Silly, Star Watt, Tedium, Timid Effects, Unenthusiastic, Vague, Weird

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08-Mar-2020


Knives Out (2019) Arf

Whodunnits don't need explanation. A fresh appeal for a chess match. Everything with Plummer spun magnificently but Craig jacked Spacey's southern flourish with little success. The support were ready but remained pawns in a game. They didn't flesh out. The unraveling was dry and predictable but the mystery qualified. 08-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Bad Acting, Camp, Comedy, Conspiracy Theory, Director's Touch, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fatigue, Good Acting, Grating, Inspired, Mean Spirited, Mystery, Oncer, Political Satire, Predictable, Silly, Star Watt, Tedium, Timid, TV-like, Twisty, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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08-Mar-2020


Freaks (2018) Arf

It doesn't punctuate the title but the surroundings are trapped shut, baby bubble is dramatically shoved, pulled and pie faced into reality and the effects remind you without shaking you. It's a film that passes but makes us feel like we stumbled upon a midseason finale cliffhanger. 05-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action, Baby Wrecks, Chemistry, Comic Book, Conspiracy Theory, Director's Slice, Drama, Funny, Mat, Mean Spirited, Mystery, Political, Scary, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Weird, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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05-Mar-2020


Girl On The Third Floor, The (2019) Woof

Haunted shenanigans. Cocky daddy tats gets slimed as the whorehouse he's renovating turns on him. The film's second half reveals how to be worthy of it. 02-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Cold, Conspiracy Theory, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Drama, Funny, Horror, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Revenge, Suspense, Twisty, Weird, Writ w/Possibilities

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02-Mar-2020




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