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Soccer star faces ban for exposing penis after scoring goal

 

Ex-Borussia Monchengladbach and Augsburg striker Raul Bobadilla caused controversy while playing for Guarani in his homeland, Paraguay.

The 33-year-old Paraguay international hit a dramatic late goal to give the Asuncion side a 3-2 aggregate cup win over Libertad last Wednesday.

But the climax of his match-winning strike proved too much for the hotshot as he celebrated wildly by ripping off his shirt and GPS vest before lowering his shorts.

Soccer star faces ban for exposing penis after scoring goal

Tags: Anatomy, Celebration, Celebrity, Controversy, Emotional, Employment, Environment, Etiquette, Men, Oops, Overreaction, Politics, World

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29-Dec-2020


Let Me See My Customized Dick in 'Cyberpunk 2077' 

 

One of the most talked about features of Cyberpunk 2077 right now is the ability to customize your penis. Some players are asking, why go through the trouble if you don't even see it?

If your only exposure to Cyberpunk 2077 is the marketing and online chatter around it, it seems like this game is obsessed with penises. If it's not transphobic in-game ads, it's the endless memes about "penis 2," one of the options the player can choose to customize their dick in the game's character creator. Genital customization was one of the reasons why the game was rated M for mature as noted in May by PC Gamer. Given the game's raunchy, edgy marketing, one would think that the shape and size of your penis would have some kind of impact on the game.

Let Me See My Customized Dick in 'Cyberpunk 2077'

Tags: Anatomy, Entertainment, Games, NSFW, Sex

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16-Dec-2020


Dax Shepard Bought a Giant Truck After Being Called A '6.57' By Hasan Minhaj 

 

In December 2019, Hasan Minhaj gave an interview to Vanity Fair, in which he rightfully claimed that men of color are judged by a harsher standard in Hollywood than their white coworkers when it comes to how they look. “You gotta have, like, the V-taper in your abs if you’re gonna be Asian,” whereas there was “this whole movement of approachable white dudes.” He was obviously correct and should have said it. He was also asked to rate Dax Shepard, who had previously called Minhaj a nine out of ten on a completely separate podcast episode of his show, Armchair Expert. (Who knows why!) Shepard, in Minhaj’s eyes, was not a nine. He was a “6.57.”

That interview is making the rounds again, for reasons that are mostly unclear, but can be chalked up to “Twitter is bored.” Concurrent to this renewed interest in Dax Shepard’s looks, the man went out and bought himself a very big truck. I’m not kidding, he literally bought a truck the size of a house. One could move their entire family into it, and then build a guest house in the back. By U.N. standards, it might even qualify as its own autonomous country, that’s how big this fucker is.

Dax Shepard Bought a Giant Truck After Being Called A '6.57' By Hasan Minhaj

Tags: Anatomy, Auto, Beauty, Celebrity, Nature, Sensitivity, Weird

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24-Nov-2020


Kelly Ripa Cropped Mark Consuelos' Bulge Out Of Their Halloween Photos, And I'm Dead 

 

LOL, Kelly Ripa is done handing out free (eye) candy.

Anyway, today, Kelly decided to share more Halloween photos, but this time she cropped Mark's — ahem — package from the post.

Kelly Ripa Cropped Mark Consuelos' Bulge Out Of Their Halloween Photos, And I'm Dead

Tags: Anatomy, Cancellation, Celebration, Competition, Jealousy, Lifestyle, Relationships, Representation, Sex Symbol, Women In Charge

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31-Oct-2020


Man is ‘Shopping for a New Penis’ after amputation 

 

When it came to finding a replacement penis after an unfortunate amputation, Richard Stamp knew he better shop around.

Stamp, the 54-year-old star of Britain’s new Channel 5 documentary “Shopping For a New Penis,” was diagnosed with penile cancer after discovering a lump in 2018.

Now, the Londoner with 20 years experience as an actor and circus clown is on a quest to find the perfect penile replacement. The journey, he said, has shown him “what the world has to offer,” ...

Man is ‘Shopping for a New Penis’ after amputation

Tags: Anatomy, Destruction, Disease, Illness, Injury, Medical, Men, Sex, Shop

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27-Aug-2020


Teen boy grew breasts from ‘experimental’ estrogen prescribed in jail, lawsuit says 

 

A California teen who says he developed enlarged breasts from taking prescribed estrogen while locked up in a juvenile facility is reportedly suing the doctor who gave him the pills.

The teen was given the hormones, which help develop the female reproductive system, after being diagnosed with oppositional defiant disorder, or ODD, two days into his June 2019 stint at Eastlake Juvenile Hall, the Los Angeles Times reported.

Thirteen days after taking one pill a day as prescribed, the teen’s breasts began to enlarge and swell. He developed gynecomastia, a condition suffered by men with high estrogen levels, according to medical records.

NY Post

Tags: All Rights, Anatomy, Court, Detention, Drugs, Environment, Medical, Misconduct, Prison, Treatment, Youth

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17-Jul-2020


Dearly Beloved, I Miss His Big Dick Energy (But Not His Big Dick) 

 

Dearly Beloved,

I’m 24 and I’m from the suburbs outside of NYC and I’m in love with this guy from some “West Bubble Fuck” area in New Jersey. He’s 29 and has his life somewhat together; however, I can’t trust him. We went out for a few months and I had the best time of my life with him, but my asshole wasn’t happy with his dick size.

Well, his dick is like ten inches long, very thick and I’m just not trying to have a gaping asshole.

The times when I’ve taken enough muscle relaxers, the sex was great, especially the time that we were fucking on the balcony of our hotel suite — that was definitely porn scene material.

Haha. Anyway, after a while having sex with him just became unbearable and I couldn’t manage. He wants to have sex spontaneously and would randomly pull over asking if we could fuck in the car right now. However, having sex with him for me has to be planned so that I won’t feel uncomfortable, but he hated that.

One day I was going through his phone and I saw that he was messaging other guys and meeting up for sex, so I broke up with him.

Time after time, he would hit me up saying he misses me and blah blah, but the truth is that I miss him, too, and not for his dick.

A year later we met up in Manhattan and we hung out, it was clear that he’s been to the gay bars there a lot because a lot of cheap skanks kept coming up to him and left when they saw me with him. The bar scene in NYC was new to me since I never really cared to go before; however, I did learn that I should never wear anything designer to the Ritz again. I even lost my Louis Vuitton bracelet there, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was even stolen.

Anyway, he wants to get back together now, but I think it’s pointless because I can’t handle his dick but I still have feelings for him. What should I do? Please help me…

Best,

Oyster Bay Hunty

INTO

Tags: Advice, Anatomy, Dating, Gay, Lifestyle, Mauled, Opinion, Safety, Sex, Survival, Warning

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21-Apr-2020


A British newspaper decided that the coronavirus pandemic was the perfect time to ‘demystify’ anal sex 

 

“Every couple of years – whisper it – anal sex comes back,” the article begins.

Yes, that sound you hear is a million queer men asking the same question: Are the straights OK?

Describing anal sex as a “trend”, the piece manages 700 words on the great “taboo” without once thinking about the fact that, despite its anti-trans coverage, the Sunday Times will surely be read by some members of the LGBT+ community – or at least, it was until now.

“It’s the sex act fraught with judgment from women and men alike, celebrated and vilified in our culture,” the article’s subheading reads.

Pink News

Tags: Anatomy, Environment, LGBTQ, Opinion, Perception, Politics, Portrait, Relationships, Representation, Sex, Stereotype, Writing

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23-Mar-2020


Gay Guys With Small Penises Share Their Hookup Horror Stories 

 

“Are you hung/XL”?

If you’re a queer guy, chances are that question has shaped a good chunk of your Grindr experience. Sure, it’s a casually posed enquiry. But the question reinforces the stigma surrounding penis size – particularly in male-male hook-up culture – that drives many men to feel ashamed, embarrassed or undesirable.

When it comes to penis size in male-male hook up culture, individuals can end up afraid of dating, put off sexual activity and in some cases abstain from sex altogether to remove themselves from the risk of being shamed, or feeling shamed. Yet, penis size-shaming continues to be broadly presented as a joke in popular culture, as this recent Guardian article surmised so well.

So in the interest of smashing the stigma and humanising the situation, here are four men with smaller penises who have told VICE the reality of their experience, and how it feels to be discriminated against.

“I asked if everything was OK, and my hookup said: ‘Only men with big cocks can fuck me’”

Vice

Tags: Anatomy, App, Celibacy, Dating, Discrimination, Environment, Exclusivity, Gay, Hate, Hostility, Insensitivity, LGBTQ, Men Not In Charge, Mental Health, Rejection, Relationships, Sex, Size, World

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06-Mar-2020


ABC told ‘Batman’ actor Burt Ward to take pills to shrink penis 

 

For baby boomers and classic TV fans, the name Burt Ward is instantly recognizable as the loyal and extremely excitable Robin on the campy “Batman” series which ran on ABC from 1966-1968. Just this week he happily unveiled a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame which he called an “amazing experience.”

The Caped Crusaders costumes were bright and tight-fitting to say the least, so snug that Ward incurred the wrath of the Catholic League of Decency.

Page Six

Tags: Actor, Anatomy, Animals, Celebrity, Charity, Employment, Hot Swatch, Nature, Politics, TV Trivia

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10-Jan-2020


People Are Freaking Out About the Dicks on TV This Week 

 

I’m just going to put it out there: I don’t watch enough television as someone who writes about pop culture. To be fair to myself though, there’s too much television to watch. One just can’t know all of the good shows on television. Nor which shows may not be good but that you should watch because … reasons. Thank god for Twitter.

The thing about Twitter is that when something good is happening on a show, someone’s going to tweet about it. And a lot. Whether it’s the fact that the plot is good, or there was just one epic scene, someone’s going to post it. Many shows, particularly on Netflix, count on this as a way that possible fans will discover the show. But sometimes it’s not the whole plot, it’s not an entire scene … it’s just … a clip. Or a still. Especially when its explicit.

Out

Tags: All Rights, Anatomy, Daddy Squish, Entertainment, Man Appeal, NSFW, Nudity, Social Media, TV

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14-Dec-2019


Right to bare boobs: Topless advocates take battle to Supreme Court 

 

A group of women are taking their mission to “free the nipple” all the way to the US Supreme Court, a report said.

The trio of New Hampshire women are asking the nation’s highest court to strike down a ban on women appearing topless in public in the city of Laconia, arguing the ordinance violates the constitution by treating men and women differently, NBC News reported.

The legal fight began in 2016, when Ginger Pierro was arrested at a Laconia beach for performing yoga while topless

NY Post

Tags: Activism, All Rights, Anatomy, Court, Feminism, Men In Charge, Nudity, Privilege, Punishment, Treatment, Woman's Rights

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21-Aug-2019


Chace Crawford’s Got An Enormous Bulge In A Calendar For ‘The Boys,’ And People Have Definitely Noticed 

 

Chace Crawford is currently starring in Amazon’s The Boys series about a ragtag group of vigilantes who are on a mission to keep corrupt and sleazy superheroes in check. In the series, Crawford stars as one of the aforementioned “supes” who goes by The Deep, in that he can breathe underwater with gills and also has the ability to communicate with aquatic life.

Initially, The Deep is presented as a real scumbag — which is not inaccurate, given that he sexually assaults a new, young female recruit in literally the first scene he’s introduced. However it’s eventually revealed the general lack of respect he commands among his colleagues and he even elicits a modicum of sympathy in a tragic yet highly comedic side story.

In any event, The Deep has been lauded by some as the most interesting character of the series by the end of the first season, which may be why Amazon recently sent out a jokey 2020 promotional calendar to members of the media featuring the character in 12 months of bright and splashy (pun not intended) pictorials.

Uproxx

Tags: Anatomy, Celebrity, Hot Swatch, TV Swatch

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16-Aug-2019


The stories of penis gods and the people who worship them 

 

Sexual organs are very important to the human race. They bring life, they bring pleasure, they can be symbols of our oppression and liberation.

These pieces of our anatomy occupy so much of our thoughts and feelings that we begin to warp the world around us. Just look at London’s Gherkin or China’s Guangxi New Media Center.

The penis is inescapable.

This has been true throughout time, so it’s completely unsurprising that humans worshiped deities dedicated to the phallus. But these penis gods are not crude symbols from a bygone era; their plethora of stories look deep into our obsession about dick.

Gay Star News

Tags: Anatomy, Dedication, Environment, History, Spiritual, Worship

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14-Jun-2019


Left-handed boys more likely to be gay, say scientists 

 

Scientists in Canada claim that left-handedness is one of three factors that make a boy more likely to be gay.

They also claim that having several older brothers and having other gay people in the family are also significant markers, the Daily Mail reported.

Gay men are around 34% more likely to be left-handed than heterosexual men. The report was complied by scientists at the University of Toronto.

Fraternal effect

Gay Star News

Tags: All Rights, Anatomy, Environment, Family, History, Science, Study

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11-Jun-2019




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