Wisps Posts Tagged as 'Myself'
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I quit twitching when I tried it once again and it didn't work. I twitched that her chalk would fail but she kept writing and gave us extra homework. 12-Nov-2024
When I was in grade school I learned how to twitch my nose like Samantha Stephens. I kept practicing until I got it right. My mother and sister's opinion were the same. WTF????!!!! The next best thing to perfecting it was putting it to practice. I decided I would twitch the homeroom teacher's brooch off her sweater and it worked! She kind of looked at me as she was picking it up and I sorta turned my head. 12-Nov-2024
Children that fail have parents that didn't teach them the right survival skills. 22-Dec-2024
If you must relive your childhood, watch Rapunzel and ease your way into Carrie. No, you weren't a girl or a hairy disney animal. People used to identify as people. It's safe. 21-Dec-2024
Bites = Poor
Whimper = Mediocre
Arf = Fair
Woof = Good
Howl = Very Good
Full = Excellent
No Moons = Unwatchable 20-Dec-2024
Sorry dude, your mom is possessed by Pazuzu. 20-Dec-2024
The experts recommend we chew but chefs don't allow us to. Mayo makes it slide down our throats. 19-Dec-2024
The only reason some unnatural came up with mayo was because his bird mother could no longer regurgitate food for him. 19-Dec-2024
- I've never had sex. It has the same effect as eating Aioli/Mayo/Oils/Oils/Oils and toxic shit that spoils as it sits. 19-Dec-2024
- ratings were based on the star system and my love of howling. 19-Dec-2024
For when I can no longer understand my shit, I declare to myself the following: 19-Dec-2024
Pazuzu had no dealings here. It was all her. His independent bride. 07-Dec-2024
My mother schooled me on being white. I never experienced racism because I am white. I was white in spite of being brown because a white mother said otherwise, assuming she was a delegate for white people. She has no idea how many more street beatings I would have endured if I had applied that rationale. 07-Dec-2024
Yay, we get to kill our ancestors! 21-Nov-2024
As soon as we settle on universal soil is when the first alien will be born. 16-Sep-2024
Humans have not realized that universal travel will create the aliens that the present can't explain. 16-Sep-2024
The reason that aliens don't show up is because we haven't invented them yet. 16-Sep-2024
Someone asked me to describe my mother in one word and I couldn't think of anything feasible to say. The word I would have said was "flabbergasting!" 21-Nov-2024
Woman Charged with 18 Counts of Child Rape
Melissa Blair, 38, provided her teenaged victims with gifts — including vape pens — in exchange for sexual favors.
Woman Charged with 18 Counts of Child Rape
Teacher, 36, fed junior high school students cupcakes laced with husband's SPERM
Teacher arrested for allegedly molesting 7 students
'Teacher of the Year' facing new charges
Filmed her dog performing ‘a sex act on her
Female Senator 'used male chief of staff as her SEX SLAVE'
I was a zombie for two years. 15-May-2022
I bit into one when alone with the spirits. It tasted like soap. 15-May-2022
I didn't believe a word of it. All week she screamed "not to touch her soaps" and almost every day I struggled not to taste them. They looked yummy. 15-May-2022
My mother was tasked with bathing in soaps that looked much like Halloween candy to complete the ritual. It washed away the stains/bad spirits. 15-May-2022
Magic or fucked up shit? 14-May-2022
A black woman became possessed, my mother followed suit and released her rage, scared me and I thought I was in a dark Disney movie. 14-May-2022
She didn't want the voices in her head to interfere with her mothering. 14-May-2022
My mother was. 14-May-2022
I was not the subject. 14-May-2022
I was present at an exorcism. 14-May-2022
Jussie Smollett Reportedly in Psych Ward
When you're cute, nobody believes you're nuts, until you're not! 12-Mar-2022
Mother arrested 'after flying her 12-year-old daughter to GA to have sex with a man
Mother sex-trafficked 5-year-old daughter to man who murdered her
I had a favorite cousin who birthed two adorable boys. The eldest (4) liked to rummage through her clothes and dress-up. He had a quick brain and he made us laugh. OMG! He might be gay, like me. I was my cousin's favorite thing. I felt no such thing. I felt sorry for him, like my mother does for me.
Father was elated, mother was ecstatic but the boy with the dress kept complaining his ass hurt. The parents exclaimed that it was a quirk but I couldn't help but think the worst. I brought up my sexual abuse concerns to her but she stamped them ludicrous. I respected their privacy. I couldn't prove something I did not see. I never brought it up again.
FFW two years later. I'm hanging out with my cousin-in-law, getting plastered, trolling strip bars and listening to music in his car. Between trolls we would call the wife and make excuses, sit in his car, and listen to "Jeremy" by Pearl Jam, sometimes, on repetition. We were fucked up. Before our final round and the last "Jeremy," he asked me to listen intently to the song because he had something to confess.
The reason his son was confused about his gender was because daddy dresses his son like a girl and fucks him. My head started to spin. Why did he presume I would understand? We went to our last strip club and I found an excuse to depart. Cis men will tell gays perverted crap because they think we are all perverted. What?!
I went home and told. I got death threats. My mother got involved. It ended my relationship with my cousin, she got divorced and the kid grew into a cis toxic military male bastard that hates us all. I don't blame him. 29-Dec-2021
My ex-father-in-law thought it was funny to tell our gayby that if he ever met an American Indian they would scalp him before killing him. He showed him westerns to back it up. We surprised the kid with a trip to a heritage museum that included an American Indian Traditional dance. It did not go well. The kid thought we brought him there to be assassinated. We didn't know. 23-Dec-2021
There is no representation on earth that would make my life better. 16-Oct-2021
I was so cute that I didn't realize how stupid I was until I wasn't. No one ever heard a word I said, especially my mother. How was I supposed to know if I was stupid? No wonder my sister called me Charlie Brown. She thinks she's Lucy. Ugh! 28-Jul-2021
When I was attached as a gay couple, I invited my mother and stepdad to our state, for a visit. One night, I decided to play "what if" with them. I was astounded that my mother understood the concept since she doesn't speak english but she quickly chimed in. I asked her what would be the first thing she would do if she were a man. She proudly responded, "be President." Wow. Awesome. I asked my stepdad what would be the first thing he'd do as a woman and he said, "have a gangbang." My lover and I were, "oooh, bummer." After I explained what a gangbang was to mother, the game and the night ended. He embarrassed her in front of my giant. They went to their room where she must have whipped him real good because he came downstairs to apologize profusely and wish us a really good night. We understood my mother felt disrespected but my giant and I agreed we would explore our sexuality first too. Of course, not a gangbang but something leading to one. Joke. Step-daddy apologized all next day, throughout the remainder of the visit and all the way through the airport. 25-Jun-2021
I lived a lifetime without representation in entertainment or books. I was an enslaved child shielded from outside influences. It was always family. Friends weren't allowed. I explored a friendship when I was six. He used to come every night and we'd watch and enact scenes from The Avengers. I was finally playing with someone else, liking the same things and having fun. My sister was allowed more freedom and friends and I don't understand why. You know, Amazon shit. Anyway, by the third day my mother had had enough. "Is this going to happen every day? Oops. I didn't know. "He always stays til dinnertime and sits to eat when I've only cooked for four. I had to give him my portion. I'm not taking care of another woman's kid! I was to get rid of him immediately. It made sense. I couldn't afford a friend. Next day I spoke to him at school and told him that he couldn't come over anymore, my mother hated him and that he was a big fat pig for eating all our food. I never saw him again and my mother was very proud. I tried once again, in my tweens, for a semester with two black gay friends but it was in secret and it never panned out. In entertainment I caught glimpses of myself and that was enough. It didn't matter who represented humanity as long as they interpreted it well. God only cares about our soul. That's why he made most of us ugly. I saw enough bits to try and solve my puzzle and be who I wanted to be. A gay romantic idiot. More representation is not going to get people to like us. Being kind might. White people have been representing throughout history and it doesn't stop them from hating each other. What's going to change? Representation only matters if its organic like the vegetable. 21-Jun-2021