All Posts Tagged as 'Accident Watch'
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Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club (2019-)
They have a zero tolerance for violence but they don't punish anyone for it. How 2019.
"Ambassador" is rich code word for whore. The reason the pretties keep failing at their job is because they don't know that. 05-Feb-2019
Pretty enslaved to the rich for a buck. 17-Jan-2019
Dating #NoFilter (2019-)
The dates are as tacky as promised and observant wit is always a welcome. 26-Jan-2019
Temptation Island (2019-)
The temptation is mighty man boobs. 21-Jan-2019
Honeymooners Christmas Special, The (1977)
Art that was dethroned because the husband was always threatening to send his wife to the moon. It was an idle threat, Alice stood up for herself and the moon seemed like a better alternative to the planet my mother kept landing on.
Still humble, hard working, lacerating and funny. For Adults Only. 20-Jan-2019
Wrong Friend, The (2018)
It's twinkie psycho delight, Cleopatra Jones revenge and Lifetime hopeful achievement practice. 18-Jan-2019
Surviving R. Kelly (2019)
I survived his art when it was pleasant and turned away when the man became objectionable. The series pounds on its subject with no perception to objectify him and I agreed.
He may sound liking he's singing to angels but they are fallen. 13-Jan-2019
Boa vs. Python (2004)
Made by environmentalists that insist that anything that moves or blinks is worth preserving even if it kills us. They hilariously plunder from Cameron's "Aliens" and every knockoff thereof. 04-Jan-2019
Minute To Win It (2013)
Before my lover could identify the kind of sock Ohno was sporting in his pants, they covered him up. We are now forced to watch the bland compete in practiced shenanigans for mild entertainment. 04-Jan-2019
Orny Adams: More Than Loud (2018)
Hilarious daddy that would never spit out a child because he cares. 01-Jan-2019
Sometimes we need to take a trip to the land of fantastic in order for reality to sink in. The balls are unbreakable. 19-Dec-2018
A Christmas gift that explodes. 16-Dec-2018
It's high on a drug that doesn't exist. Nothing/everything makes sense. I stick with it because I want to see the child saved and because messy daddy keeps it angry and moving riotously. 27-Nov-2018
Michael Jackson: Rich and Acquitted (2016)
A revisit of a triumph turned acrid. His legacy was as King of Horrors and to be represented mostly by white women. Was that Heather Longboobs playing MJ? 05-Dec-2018
Selling Jets (2015-)
The art of the slippery salesman is lauded. The entitled humbly pretend it's a necessity as they validate that they are the biggest pillagers of the environment. 28-Nov-2018
Island Hunter (2017-)
I watch sporadically to soak up relaxing panorama. I recorded the Puerto Rico episode to bask in memories and cherish my culture. We eat sandy melts, empty the streets and our favorite spice is rosemary. It was nice to see a sumptuous mofongo, platanos and such but the primaries (rice, bean, pasteles, relleno de papa, alcapurrias, empanadas) were mute. The island is being terraformed for the elite and we are being erased like the food I just mentioned.
I didn't need to see Liesel Hlista food taste. She approached many of the meals with dread. I wish someone would've tickled her off camera so we could get an almost honest reaction. 23-Nov-2018
Sebastian Maniscalco: Why Would You Do That? (2016)
He pulls undiplomatic words out of our heads, crafts alibis for his hatred, knows how to wear pants and he's funny. 28-Sep-2018
Simulated prep of a one night stand with cameras, awkwardness and stalling tactics. Everything is squishier laying down. 19-Jun-2018