All Posts Tagged as 'Accident Watch'
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Michael Jackson: Rich and Acquitted (2016)
A revisit of a triumph turned acrid. His legacy was as King of Horrors and to be represented mostly by white women. Was that Heather Longboobs playing MJ? 05-Dec-2018
Selling Jets (2015-)
The art of the slippery salesman is lauded. The entitled humbly pretend it's a necessity as they validate that they are the biggest pillagers of the environment. 28-Nov-2018
It's high on a drug that doesn't exist. Nothing/everything makes sense. I stick with it because I want to see the child saved and because messy daddy keeps it angry and moving riotously. 27-Nov-2018
Island Hunter (2017-)
I watch sporadically to soak up relaxing panorama. I recorded the Puerto Rico episode to bask in memories and cherish my culture. We eat sandy melts, empty the streets and our favorite spice is rosemary. It was nice to see a sumptuous mofongo, platanos and such but the primaries (rice, bean, pasteles, relleno de papa, alcapurrias, empanadas) were mute. The island is being terraformed for the elite and we are being erased like the food I just mentioned.
I didn't need to see Liesel Hlista food taste. She approached many of the meals with dread. I wish someone would've tickled her off camera so we could get an almost honest reaction. 23-Nov-2018
Sebastian Maniscalco: Why Would You Do That? (2016)
He pulls undiplomatic words out of our heads, crafts alibis for his hatred, knows how to wear pants and he's funny. 28-Sep-2018
Simulated prep of a one night stand with cameras, awkwardness and stalling tactics. Everything is squishier laying down. 19-Jun-2018
Martha & Snoop's Potluck Dinner (2016-)
I keep waiting for Martha to have a "Merlot" moment and brand the shenanigans she has to endure overdone. 19-Jun-2018
Jersey Shore Family Vacation (2018-)
They are celebrating the best time of their lives (the past) and allowing us to see that punishment (today) is the basis for that kind of sentiment (low standards.) 22-Apr-2018