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Movies Posts Tagged as 'Director's Touch'

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Crawl (2019) Woof

Alexandre Aja is not a wordmeister. His muscles pop when monster creation plows in, the action roars and we jump. (The flashbacks killed the element of surprise.) 03-Jul-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action, Action Fun, Action Stomper, Corn, Director's Touch, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fresh, Kool Effects, Over the Top, Scary, Suspense, Writ w/Possibilities

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03-Jul-2020


Undertow (2004) Arf

Long lost uncle returns to crunch some balls. The first half is backwoods grit thriller but once the adventure ensues you are whisked away to a myth. Jamie Bell does solid work exhibiting his animal urges against obligation whilst the daddies gruff hard. I didn't understand little brother's gross ailment. 01-Jul-2020

Tags: 2000s, Action, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Mystery, Predictable, Repetitive, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Timid, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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01-Jul-2020


Sweetheart (2019) Arf

Shipwrecked on Predator Island. Kiersey Clemons flexes survivor strength but the monster is a fishy abstract with animal velocity. Had it contained a bit of instinctual territorial vengeance, it would have crashed the waves. 13-Jun-2020

Tags: 2020s, Action, Action Fun, Cold, Creepy, Director's Touch, Drama, Enthusiastic, Horror, Mystery, Scary, Star Watt, Suspense, Writ w/Possibilities

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15-Jun-2020


A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019) Arf

Mr. Rogers was part of my baby ghetto but I was never aware of being a fan. He relaxed me, informed me, and chimed the right bells to put a baby to sleep. The movie depends on Tom Hanks delivering the persona of a man who defies goodness. Hanks is perfect in intonation, style and determination but he adds an element of creepiness that only comes with voracious study and involuntary realization. I kept waiting for him to go Joker and annihilate. It ruined it for me. 12-Jun-2020

Tags: 2010s, Brutal, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Good Acting, Grating, Political Satire, Preposterous, Sap, Star Watt, Timid

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14-Jun-2020


Wicker Man, The (1973) Woof

Christian copper investigates missing child on pagan island. Edward Woodward keeps it desperate and unleashing, the atmosphere is lawless and unethical and the music lilts as well as unsettle. The horror isn't physically evident but mentally, it sticks like gum to a shoe. 19-May-2020

Tags: 1970s, Chemistry, Classic, Creepy, Crime Drama, Cultish, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Good Acting, Horror, Hot Swatch, Music Murders, Music Swings, Mystery, Political Satire, Scary, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Twisty, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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19-May-2020


Frozen II (2019) Whimper

Its beauty is deceptive.

There is no thought or flourish to the story and no realism to the dialogue. Children have deeper conversations than this.

They are constantly bombarded by magical things, yet still wonder at the next.

The songs are its enemy. The songwriters write songs for talkers not classically trained singers. The musical artists could not wrap their talent around them. The words weren't tonal or melodious. (A thesaurus might have helped.) Each song was a giant whoopee cushion to the ear.

I wished the snowman had melted. (I'm sorry, I've spent too much time with Gervais.)

The presentation is built to make a grown man cringe.

If it weren't so gorgeous, I'd stop fucking it.

Bring on number 3. (Sigh) 02-May-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action, Beautiful, By the Numbers, Camp, Director's Touch, Drama, Ear Prick, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Gay Swatch, Grating, Manipulation, Music Murders, Musical Bombast, Preachy, Sap, Shrill Act, Timid

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02-May-2020


Black Widow (1954) Woof

Befriending pretty young things is bad for a man's health and his marriage. Van Heflin is joy of talent, uncoiling his anger at every surprise turn and thrashing women like an equal. Gene Tierney upholds the confused and doting wife, Peggy Ann Garner adds vulnerability to her con and Ginger Rogers sparkles as an empowered success story, dethroning men and failing at everything except bravado. People ponder with intelligence, the crime keeps flooding and the bitchfest hums. 23-Apr-2020

Tags: 1950s, Chemistry, Crime Drama, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Funny, Good Acting, Mystery, Relationships, Revenge, Star Watt, Suspense, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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23-Apr-2020


Annabelle Comes Home (2019) Woof

The paranormals are lousy parents for enshrining evil in their home, the girl scare torture is kicky and the doll is a creepmeister. 21-Apr-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action, Camp, Crapfun, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Funny, Horror, Hot Swatch, Star Watt, Suspense, Writ Tight

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21-Apr-2020


Curse Of La Llorona, The (2019) Whimper

The way my mother told it, she was a parent wronged and punished to death for the unproven murder of her children. Drowned in chains, her spirit would periodically roam the streets searching and screaming in agony for her children. The only way to avoid her was to go to sleep at an allotted time, else she take you if awake. It was a technique to get kids to go to bed early.

The kids react well but the jumps aren't supportive. The mumbo jumbo doesn't help. It has ideas that are badly executed. The umbrella trick was its best. A daddy priest husk never hurts but the horror never fucked with my head. 15-Apr-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action, Chemistry, Cold, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Disappointment, Drama, Horror, Indecipherable, Over the Top, Revenge, Scare Obvious, Stupid Funny, Timid

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15-Apr-2020


Madre (Mother) (2016) Howl

An expectant mother with a virulent special needs child, becomes overwhelmed until she meets and hires a kindly filipino grandmother who claims to have cured her own. The treatment consists of communicating with him in her native tongue, pampering him like a favorite child and emotionally distancing him from his natural mother. The boy recuperates, learns to speak filipino and clamps himself onto the mother (nanny) he desperately needs. Mother has her discomforts, daddy is relieved and the household finds much needed bliss. Mother marches along, suspending her doubts and chalking the old woman's takeover as relief. As soon as madre decides to use an app translator to discover what the nanny is communicating to her son, the mama wars begin. Daddy is gaslighting, mama is hallucinating and racial political correctness is straining. The film makes a point that the intent to make everyone legitimate renders safety mute even whey they act stereotypically. It's a nail-biter I don't recommend to expectant mothers... unless they want to drop early. 02-Apr-2020

Tags: 2020s, Chemistry, Creepy, Cultural, Director's Touch, Drama, Foreign: Spanish, Good Acting, Horror, Inspired, Mystery, Political, Relationships, Scary, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Twisty, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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02-Apr-2020


Love Witch, The (2016) Whimper

I did a double take when I realized the film wasn't set in the cheesy 60's gothic era. The women are dead ringers for the pristine beauty of that time and the daddies are porn succulence. The witch is a backwards feminist, desperate for love and domination, except her potions and sex stratagems only work precoital. Love turns men into quivering slobbering mush and she becomes vexed and resentful. The film is experimental, nonsensical and devoid of magic. 15-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Camp, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Elegance, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Horror, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Preposterous, Pretty, Relationships, Revenge, Silly, Vague, Weird

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15-Mar-2020


Big Time Adolescence (2019) Arf

I was expecting a rebellious and outrageous comedy but was impressed with a calm rendition of a boy's passage to manhood. $, drugs, sex and girls are what a boy negotiates during this stage of exploration but the satisfaction of being cool with your bud is everything. Gluck, Davidson and Cryer epitomize the title and lend credence to why they don't want to grow up.The film's detachment impedes greatness but it was close. 14-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Comedy, Cultural, Director's Touch, Drama, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Political Satire, Relationships, Sentimental, Star Watt, Subtle, Timid, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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14-Mar-2020


I Am Jonas (2019) Woof

Allowing youthful discretions to define the gay fuck-up you become in life. The boys (young and old) are peak representation and the film strives to be authentic. 14-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Chemistry, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Foreign, Gay, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Relationships, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Touching, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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14-Mar-2020


Mausoleum (1983) Woof

Piece of shit about a Charlie's angel being possessed by a spiteful demon. The spiteful demon is a woman that accepts no bullshit from a man and punishes him for it. As she hurts no one but, I see no reason to destroy her. She's today's woman. When Bobbie Bresee's Playboy playmate regresses to her childhood trauma like Sally Field in "Sybil," it was brilliant hilarity. LaWanda Page was hilarious. A lot of the film is hilarious and ridiculous and preposterous. It's a piece of shit that entertains.

A cleanup might do it good. 13-Mar-2020

Tags: 1980s, Accidental Watch, Action Stomper, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Brutal, Camp, Chemistry, Crapfun, Creepy, Director's Touch, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Funny, Good Acting, Gory, Horror, Hot Swatch, Over the Top, Political Satire, Revenge, Sentimental, Silly, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Tacky, Tough, Twisty, Words Spoke

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13-Mar-2020


Knives Out (2019) Arf

Whodunnits don't need explanation. A fresh appeal for a chess match. Everything with Plummer spun magnificently but Craig jacked Spacey's southern flourish with little success. The support were ready but remained pawns in a game. They didn't flesh out. The unraveling was dry and predictable but the mystery qualified. 08-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Bad Acting, Camp, Comedy, Conspiracy Theory, Director's Touch, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fatigue, Good Acting, Grating, Inspired, Mean Spirited, Mystery, Oncer, Political Satire, Predictable, Silly, Star Watt, Tedium, Timid, TV-like, Twisty, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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08-Mar-2020




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