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Batman: Caped Crusader (2024-) ArfDowngrade

S2. I'm starting to dread watching it. I have to re-organize my brain to remember who's who because the characters are no longer fond memories but stagnant upgrades. The best way to celebrate diversity is to write something original for them. Why spoil our memories? 03-Sep-2026
Serious recreation without inserting creative personality entertainment. Catwoman in a dress is just a drag queen with no sense. Madame Penguin felt gimmicky and in-comprehensive. It's a drastic change of character without a strong backstory to explain it. Couldn't she become The Hen? The Headless Horseman storyline was enough to make the Scoobies snicker. I thought Batman would be more realistic about it. Batman would never tolerate a fat Alfred wheezing into his ear pieces. They turned Harley Quinn into a deck of cards. The ones we never play with. There was not enough clay on Clayface. He's skin and bones and not squishy at all. It toes the line between realism and magic when all it needs is costumes, gadgets and genius. 04-Sep-2024

Tags: 2020s, Animation, Comic Book, Disappointment, Drama, Fantasy, Fatigue, Good Voice Act, LGBTQ, Nostalgic, Politics, Tedium, Timid, Words Spoke

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03-Sep-2026


Whisper Man, The (2026) Arf

It's miscalculations stopped it from being great. Crime drama about a child serial killer striking fear like an historical predator. Detective is on the case with the assist of a retired cop that cracked the original case and his son whose life is turned upside down by it. Monaghan handles the detective as a studied empath that keeps her emotions inside. DeNiro's weariness downplayed to sound effect. Adam Scott was irrational and overbearing for such a laid back dad. The script made him hit a lot of bad notes. Michael Keaton grasped at past characteristics that made his character silly. Everything was too convenient. Scott's move was in memory of his dead wife. He wanted his boy to share another part of his mom. He never makes it clear if it was his hometown as well since his estranged father lives there. The estrangement clogged the heart and bit off at an emotional showdown. Imaginary friends are tiresome horror tropes that no longer elevate action. I've never met a child with an imaginary friend. Everything it did the boy could have done for himself. Why was it telling him to listen at the door when who wouldn't? I understand that because children are involved that it can't be explicit in its subject but the tapes were an opportunity to chill us that failed. We don't get to hear them or form a better case. A summary was given by the actors instead. The victim was the focal point with little time to establish his character or his thoughts. The clues were illogical atrocities. 02-Sep-2026

Tags: 2020s, Chemistry, Cliche, Coincidence Laden, Cold, Crime Drama, Director Movement, Drama, Good Acting, Music Swings, Mystery, Over the Top, Preposterous, Psychological, Relationships, Sentimental, Silly, Star Watt, Suspense, Timid, Vague, Writ w/Possibilities

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02-Sep-2026


Dark Was The Night (2014) Arf

Loggers desecrate a mythical creature's terrain forcing it onto a quaint town that didn't appreciate its survival skills. A sheriff and his deputy are tasked with unfurling the mystery. Sheriff is mourning the loss of a son whose life he couldn't save, deputy is a city boy running away from city harm and the town's identity was established as smarter than most. The performers gave more than it deserved but the monster was mostly avoidable and a disappointment. It only showed at the end. Somebody compiled some clay and garbage and threw it on a stunt person. It was nondescript. Pity because I liked the Kingtown vibe. 30-Aug-2026

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Action, Conspiracy Theory, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Disappointment, Drama, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Horror, Magnetism, Music Swings, Mystery, Relationships, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Sweet, Timid, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ w/Possibilities

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30-Aug-2026


Watchers II (1990) Arf

I did not watch part I because searching might have induced sleep. Corporation is behind a biological experiment that enhances animal intelligence and creates a master to hunt them. The golden retriever stole scenes by being adorable, having human compassion and excellent computer skills. The hunter was an abomination with the characteristics of a melting candle. Master breaks loose and is trailing everyone doggie encountered. Humanity was present, appeal was nice, there were vibes, the dog did good work but the monster sucked. 19-Aug-2026

Tags: 1990s, Accidental Watch, Action, Cheeky Acting, Chemistry, Crapfun, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director's Slice, Drama, Horror, Repetitive, Sad Effects, Scare Obvious, Scifi, Sequel, Silly, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Timid, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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19-Aug-2026


Small Soldiers (1998) Whimper

Dante didn't decipher the logic that would constitute human behavior in toys programmed to fight an endless war. Idiot manufacturer unwittingly transfers military tactics to child friendly robots to boost sales. Military toys targeting Gorgonites for destruction whose construction consisted of being weak and defenseless monster anti-dolls with hearts of gold. Who's side you pick is the name of the game. The toys were magnificently displayed but the heart was too advanced for our time. The first half was whimsical and cute but the rest was ICE versus immigrants action buffoonery. 16-Aug-2026

Tags: 1990s, Accidental Watch, Action, Chemistry, Coincidence Laden, Crapfun, Disappointment, Drama, False Action, Fatigue, Horror, Horror Mild, Kool Effects, Preposterous, Retread, Silly, Star Watt, Timid, Writ w/Possibilities

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16-Aug-2026


Spell, The (1977) Arf

Chubby teen has problems fitting in at school and at home. "Carrie" has an adorable sibling who upstages her because she's not fat, daddy is ashamed of her and blames her for being fat, mother acknowledges she's fat but doesn't think that is her only problem. It's a symptom of toxic thoughts. Daughter is gifted with telekinesis and will betray her morals to master them. Baby Helen Hunt was sparkly, Susan Meyers absorbed the darkness, Olson was fatherly, the classmates were puke inducing fat shamers and Lee Grant was mother marvel. Psychic powered characters usually have a tell but Rita's/"Carrie's" was so subtle that I didn't realize her first kill happened until later. Deep stares into the camera and unintelligible chants were the nose twitch. Corny as fuck. Occurrences felt sudden and without explanation. They do answer everything but only at the end. Rita was kept in the shadows and lost on being categorized as a person worth cheering for. Her mission was to destroy her detractors, not cook dinner for her family and ways to fuck them up. Fat people don't miss dinners. The psychic showdown played better in my imagination than its lackluster budget showed. The knives kept hitting the cabinet instead of her face. The showdown was fun even with its limitations. It was a Carrie supposition as a family. 15-Aug-2026

Tags: 1970s, Accidental Watch, Amiable, By the Numbers, Corn, Drama, Fun, Fun Acting, Good Acting, Horror, I wish it could look better, Overcooked, Psychological, Relationships, Sad Effects, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Timid, Trashy, TV, Twisty, Wig Crack, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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15-Aug-2026


Hole, The (2009) Arf

City brothers of competitive ages move to a quiet town that hides mysteries only weird folk encounter. Performers were alert and the mystery was intriguing. Not all holes need to be explored. I got that. Scares were correct but limited. The kids acted accordingly and the mythology was promising. I didn't understand why someone's personal nightmare interfered with others. The clown puppet gave me chills when it connected to childhood fears but it disconnected as soon as it got personal. Dante of any kind is a childlike adventure, Dante restrained is a child crying for help and Dante unleashed is a mad genius. 12-Aug-2026

Tags: 2000s, Accidental Watch, Chemistry, Creepy, Director Experiment, Drama, Heart Writ, Horror, Relationships, Sentimental, Silly, Slow, Star Watt, Timid, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ w/Possibilities

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12-Aug-2026


Five Nights At Freddy's 2 (2025) Whimper

The ambition to make the franchise step up is absent. It does the same thing as before to tired effect. Kill no shows were confusing. How did some of them die? It was a horror geared towards gullible children. A child that thinks mechanical contraptions are friends is far-fetched and the child looks too adult to participate in such lunacy. Yes, the mechanical thing getting inside of the car pissed me off again. I actually thought they would explain it or at least rip the car ceiling off. There were whimsical elements that could have been culled to completion but they were trampled on. A bloodless sequel. 09-Aug-2026

Tags: 2020s, Action, By the Numbers, Camp, Coincidence Laden, Corn, Director Hands Off Approach, Drama, Fatigue, Horror, Predictable, Preposterous, Questionable, Silly, Timid

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09-Aug-2026


Devil's Mouth, The (2026) Whimper

Conversations felt awkward and untrue. Character development depended on corn and cliches. Actors were not handed the right cues to bring better than before depictions to life. The jellyfish scene was a topper that the rest of the film did not cede to. The threat did less than Jaws did. I couldn't see a thing. It was very specific about editing the shark. I had to pretend how they got killed by imagining a 50s black and white film. They blinded me because they had nothing to show. Underground shots during attacks would have created the panic it was striving for. The attacks above ground were shoddy, the strife was mechanical and the emotions were fake. 01-Aug-2026

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Action, By the Numbers, Cheeky Acting, Cold, Crapfun, Dialogue Lament, Director Slouch, Disappointment, Drama, Horror, Horror Mild, Questionable, Scare Obvious, Timid, Timid Effects

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01-Aug-2026


Do Not Enter (2026) No Moons

I did not heed the warning. Morally bankrupt Influence team challenge themselves to break into a famed hotel mired in violence and abandonment for clicks. Somewhere in the hotel is hidden 300 million dollars. The team is not the only ones who think they can find it. There are shifty influencers whose moral code is to make easy money and steal others' glory. There were no redeemable characters in either party so the dialogue played out annoyingly. Rats don't stampede, they run away, not explaining how electricity works in an abandoned building was lazy, having characters not die even whilst being torn apart is even lazier, not showing exactly how they got torn apart sucks, the concept of witchcraft is skewered and what is supposed to scare, dulls. It got everything wrong except that I would watch it. 28-Jul-2026

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Cliche, Director Slouch, Drama, Ear Prick, Horror, Horror Mild, Oncer, Preposterous, Timid, Vague, Writer Humiliation

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28-Jul-2026


Wicked For Good (2025) Arf

The explanations don't match the truth. One good song hits the sentiment but the rest were lacking. Replacing or reshaping them should have been a priority. If actors can't sing don't let them. The mythology is overcomplicated. It's one thing after another that didn't add up to the book or the classic film. If Glinda had no powers how did she get the shoes on Dorothy? In The Wizard of Oz she uses magic. Romance and politics were unnecessary. They were tools used to tie our thoughts with the original art but only created more threads. Elphaba not being wicked but a misunderstood Jane was the crux of the movie's problem. How does she go from enslaving animals (Wizard of Oz) to PETA activist? Erivo was never allowed the satisfaction to complete her character. I wanted to see her get wicked and become ugly by default. Dorothy's outline was short and cold. None of it was enacted which killed the impact. Heck, they could have inserted edits from the 1939 original and it would have been less goofy than nothing. The players captivated in a story that should have never been tied to the memories of Oz. 22-Jul-2026

Tags: 2020s, Camp, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director Slouch, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Fatigue, Fun, Funny, Good Acting, Indecipherable, Music Disappoints, Musical, Sentimental, Silly, Star Watt, Sweet, Timid, Writ w/Possibilities

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22-Jul-2026


Godsend, The (1980) Bites

Pregnant stranger poops a daughter on a six family's doorstep and disappears. Mother adopts abandoned child and proclaims her a godsend. Deaths and family discord follow. The godsend seemed to be the culprit but the director only insinuated it. All iterations of godsend Bonnie Blue had poker faces. WTF were they thinking about? Feeding time? I hope that dusty guy doesn't show up again to bark? There is little interaction between the kids to establish a dynamic or a threat. It just was. Mother had vanity issues. As long as they appeared great, evidence didn't matter. Bad acting killed the rest. I spent most of the time reimagining a simple plan. The mythology doesn't exist. Nature's task should have been to limit overpopulation. The only way to do that is by naturally enhancing volunteers to sustain life. When crucial evidence is uncovered the characters don't act on it. No, "honey why were you in the barn when your second brother died?" They filmed a scene with a child making out with her sleeping dad but they couldn't show us how a four year old can kill a preteen? It's okay, she only made out with him to make him sick. A classic that could have been had anybody cared. 17-Jul-2026

Tags: 1980s, Accidental Watch, Art Devoid, Bad Acting, Cold, Director Slouch, Disappointment, Drama, False Action, Grating, Horror, Horror Mild, Predictable, Preposterous, Timid, Writer Humiliation

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17-Jul-2026


Undertone (2025) Whimper

A daughter cares for her comatose mother whilst hosting a mystery show that entices viewers with myths and facts. The premise only works if the source of the terror (the show) weren't so basic. I could not concoct the visuals necessary to instill fear from the audio presented. Video might have fixed that. Bumps in the night and sleight of hand make up the scares. The film was working towards authenticity but missed being that by not allowing the actors to work for it. When mama falls off the bed daughter is shown off camera helping her back. I wanted to see the struggle of an actor turning a thought into an action. It would have been inspiring. Nina Kiri carries the weight of the film because the support was invisible. Someone needed to physically free her of the constraints. The crust was decent but the pie not so much. 07-Jul-2026

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Coincidence Laden, Creepy, Director Experiment, Disappointment, Drama, Horror, Horror Mild, Predictable, Preposterous, Questionable, Silly, Slow, Timid, Writ w/Possibilities

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07-Jul-2026


Spider-Noir (2026) Arf

S1E8. The Spider is a bumbler whose superpowers lack hutzpah and is usually beaten to a pulp. Black Cat is just a chick called Cat that doesn't even own one or scratches. Why didn't someone throw water on Electro? Sir Nic and Gleeson provided gravitas. The excuses to avoid action were obvious and disappointing. 05-Jun-2026
S1E3. The series is handsome and gets little wrong but I don't look forward to watching it. TV comic book adaptations are limited by a lack of scope. Hours of talk for a dash of action. Stitching gangster cliches for credence is window dressing. Bewitched was more dedicated to action than the current most. Even when the effects ended up crappy, the artists learned from them and moved on. They never quit. 02-Jun-2026

Tags: 2020s, Action, Camp, Cliche, Comic Book, Crapfun, Drama, Fantasy, Silly, Slow, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Timid

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05-Jun-2026


Boroughs, The (2026) Arf

It was perplexing, had a home-schooled child mentality and the whole started to feel tiresome. The legends jumped into a rabbit hole that's endless and repetitive. I expected something different. 26-May-2026

Tags: 2020s, Chemistry, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Disappointment, Drama, Good Acting, Horror, Questionable, Relationships, Sci-Fi, Silly, Slow, Star Watt, Timid, Warbly, Words Spoke

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31-May-2026




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