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Biden declines to say where he stands on BLM-backed BREATHE Act  
 

President-elect Joe Biden has been silent on his stance on the Black Lives Matter-backed BREATHE Act, despite pushes from the progressive wing of his party to pass sweeping legislation aimed at social justice reform in the first 100 days of his administration.

The BREATHE Act was introduced by Democratic Reps. Rashida Tlaib of Michigan and Ayanna Pressley of Massachusetts and has been a flashpoint for BLM co-founder Patrisse Cullors, who has urged Biden and Vice President-elect Kamala Harris to meet with her soon to discuss the future of Black communities under the new administration.

Despite repeated requests for comment from Biden's transition team, Fox News did not get a response on whether his administration supports the reforms suggested in the bill, and whether he will make its passage a key priority once assuming the White House come January.

Biden declines to say where he stands on BLM-backed BREATHE Act

What Kinds of Protests Actually Work?

Tags: Activism, BLM, Enforcement, Exploitation, Fail, No One Cares, Politics, Preference, Priorities, Protest, Psychology, Reality

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24-Nov-2020


Enough With The Lesbian Period Dramas 

 

There’s a pretty standard set of stereotypes when it comes to lesbian fashion. Plaid, snapbacks, Blundstones, and keys hanging off carabiners all make the cut. But looking at the way Hollywood has gone about depicting sapphic women, you might as well throw petticoats and corsets in there, too.

The film industry has developed a fascination bordering on obsession with moody-yet-sexy lesbian period dramas. On Friday, Ammonite, which features Kate Winslet as a dour paleontologist and Saoirse Ronan as a young woman who woos Winslet out of her hard shell, will become the latest addition to this obsession. It’s set in 1840, because of course it is.

Perhaps the most telling sign that these films are trying to soften their portrayal of lesbianism that no one ever has to say the word “lesbian.” Or even “sapphic.” Nevermind the nuance of a nice “bisexual.” The women desire and pine and exchange longing glances by a windswept beach with moody gray skies, but they don’t speak plainly of what’s going on. This makes sense to some extent, since historically these desires weren’t allowed in public life, leading to a lot of coded behavior and clandestine relationships. These are women overcoming societal expectations to follow their passions — they don’t need labels, right?

Enough With The Lesbian Period Dramas

Tags: Community, Criticism, Hollywood, Hypocrisy, Lesbian, LGBTQ, Modernization, Opinion, Reality, Representation

Filed under: Gay+

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21-Nov-2020


Pope Francis’ Instagram account appears to ‘like’ bikini model’s photo 

 

Oh, you devil!

A bikini model has claimed that Pope Francis’ Instagram account liked a racy photo of her dressed in stockings and suspenders.

Natalia Garibotto, 27, said the pontiff’s verified Franciscus account was among the 133,000 that “liked” an image of her standing at a school locker with a white crop-top and a skirt barely reaching her behind.

“My mum may hate my ass pics but the Pope be double-tapping,” the Brazilian joked with Barstool Sports, which also claimed to have seen the apparent papal seal of approval before it was removed.

Pope Francis’ Instagram account appears to ‘like’ bikini model’s photo

Tags: Celebrity, Daddy Squish, Dedication, Employment, Entertainment, Masculinity, Masturbation, Men, Men In Charge, Nature, Porn, Reality, Sex, Women In Charge, World

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17-Nov-2020


’90 Day Fiancé’: Brittany Banks Tells Haters to ‘Suck a Dick’ Among Ongoing Concerns Over Yazan 

 

90 Day Fiancé fans have been concerned for Yazan lately. Ever since his relationship with Brittany Banks took off, his life has become increasingly difficult. His parents are not fond of Banks and her lifestyle at all, and his decision to pursue her has resulted in him winding up homeless and jobless. Now, as fans slam Banks for seeming uncaring during all of this, she’s fighting back.

’90 Day Fiancé’: Brittany Banks Tells Haters to ‘Suck a Dick’ Among Ongoing Concerns Over Yazan

Tags: Celebrity, Environment, Hostility, Hot Swatch, Interference, Men In Charge, Mental Health, Privacy, Reality, Trivia, TV, Woman's Rights, Women In Charge, World, Youth

Filed under: Gay+

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14-Nov-2020


Baby Yoda Canceled Amid Accusations of Genocide 

 

The bigger they are, the harder they fall. That also turns out to be true of the tiny.

Baby Yoda, who one year ago today cozied into the hearts of Star Wars fans with his bottomless eyes, fuzzy head, and adorable cooing, has invoked genuine social media wrath for last week's episode of The Mandalorian, in which the mystical infant remorselessly snacked on the eggs of an endangered galactic species.

Whether this is serious or silly depends, as Obi-Wan Kenobi would put it, on "a certain point of view."

In Chapter 10 of the Disney+ show, titled “The Passenger,” Pedro Pascal's bounty hunter agrees to ferry an amphibious alien woman known only as “Frog Lady” to a swampy distant world so she can fertilize her canister of eggs, which floated in the brine like peeled apricots. (Usually this show conjures memories of Boba Fett, but these called to mind boba tea.)

Baby Yoda Canceled Amid Accusations of Genocide

Tags: Backlash, Cancellation, Environment, Fantasy, Hostility, Nature, Overreaction, Reality, Science, Weird

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12-Nov-2020


 

Every loss is one snitch. 05-Nov-2020

Tags: Cancellation, Celebrity, Fear, Future, Gossip, Hollywood, Politics, Privacy, Privilege, Reality, Revenge, Self Defense, Worship

Filed under: Gay+

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05-Nov-2020


'Tonight Show' Head Writer Exits, Vows to Vote Trump Out of Her Creative Life 

 

The head writer of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon is leaving the NBC late night series.

She added, "I believe that comedy is a powerful tool. I believe that it can handle anything, no matter how unfunny. I don’t believe that making fun of this man, doing impressions of him, or making him silly, is a good use of that power. It only adds to his."

'Tonight Show' Head Writer Exits, Vows to Vote Trump Out of Her Creative Life

Tags: Choices, Comedy, Employment, Perception, Politics, Power, Quit, Reality, Regret, TV Animate, Women In Charge, Writing

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05-Nov-2020


’90 Day Fiancé’: Jenny Slatten Calls Sumit’s Parents Liars 

 

90 Day Fiancé couple Sumit and Jenny Slatten have had a somewhat mystifying storyline. Sumit catfished Slatten from the getgo, but when Slatten discovered who he really was, she fell harder than ever before. Unfortunately, Sumit was already married and hiding it from Slatten. Additionally, Sumit’s parents were taken aback and horrified on the show when they discovered he was in love with Slatten. However, Slatten has come forward to claim this is all a farce, and that his parents knew they were together for years.

During an exclusive chat with Entertainment Tonight, Jenny Slatten opened up about her relationship with Sumit’s parents on 90 Day Fiancé. Slatten claims that they hammed it up and lied for the show and that they were aware of her and Sumit’s relationship for at least two years.

“Okay well, first of all, they were not completely honest about what they said,” revealed Slatten.

’90 Day Fiancé’: Jenny Slatten Calls Sumit’s Parents Liars

Tags: Celebrity, Environment, Fraud, Lifestyle, Men In Charge, Parenting, Reality, Relationships, TV, TV Gay Swatch, World

Filed under: Gay+

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31-Oct-2020


Married At First Sight (2014-) Howl

The couples served the last pieces of raw skin they had for us to eat. Brett didn't grace anyone with realism. Miles drew satisfaction from a towel job. Executive decision could not determine if her greatest strength came from a man or a woman. I think its a little bit of both. The owl was perched and miffed throughout. Woody overcompsumption makes you sick. Amani is a bro. (This is the absolute truth.) The mermaid put a spell on me that made me believe everything she said. Am I straight now? The bird is getting some. I can accept the tree bangers likability but I will not tolerate their talent. 30-Oct-2020
Decision day. My favorite bird stopped pecking and I felt bad. The pecking was one of his cutest features. When he twitches I get an uncontrollable desire to hold his face to mine to see if I can calm it. If you need to tighten up for emergencies its all good but please release yourself. It seems painful. I would point out what a plump juicy butt you seem to have but I wouldn't want you to think I'm "gay." Brett understands. Why Brett was never matched with the mermaid is a very good question. The mermaid would have found her voice and the bird and the owl might have flown away together. Was there a mix up? Brett ruined the reunion party by shooting a random bullet into the owl. He got silence from the men, hisses and boos from the women and laughter from Errattic.

I was touched by the friendships the fairytale marriages formed.

(I can't wait until Hades Au replaces a judge next season.) 28-Oct-2020
The bird married the mermaid so he can steal her voice. Surprise! He's Ursula. The bird confided to Woody that the mermaid questioned his sexual identity. Woody's nice guy image didn't crack but his thoughts burst like a spore. "That's it! I get it now. Can't wait to tell Miles." Neither executive decision or Woods participated in the same sex encouragement sessions. I hope they were sleeping and not having sex. The girls didn't understand the mermaid and tree banger couldn't comprehend the bird, at all. Miles and Woody did. By the time Miles semen reaches a hole, the child would have inherited Brad Pitt syndrome from its dryness. The bangers will survive if they can continue to bend the world away from reality and towards frolics with field fairies and lollies or dollies. 15-Oct-2020
Quarantine inhabited their lives and anxiety reached a higher level. The debate for and against baby creation became psychoanalyzed and compromised. The tree banger and his wife appeared the most content but is it because he's so bequeathing? Tree needs to avoid becoming one of Poison Ivy's house plants if he wants to retain his soul. Olivia is the girl that receives a trophy she can never hold onto. "It's like the trophy is coated in grease." It is and his name is Brett the shaggy, nasty smirky, jerky squishmeister and don't you forget it. Karen and Miles. Karen is so dependent on what a man should be that she forgot to question who she is. Woody and Amani put the cute in couple and an exclamation point at the end of their dreams. Sometimes, I feel they are putting us on and other times I say fuck it, I hope its real. Christina and Henry. Gay birds love marrying mermaids. 08-Oct-2020

Tags: 2010s, 2020s, Chemistry, Comedy, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Hot Swatch, Over the Top, Reality, Relationships, Scary, Shrill Act, Wit Crack, Wit Snit

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30-Oct-2020


90 Day Fiance’s Brittany Banks Posts Cryptic Message About ‘Cuffing Season’ Amid Yazan Drama 

 

It‘s that time of year! 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way star Brittany Banks shared a cryptic message about “cuffing season” amid drama with Yazan Abu Hurira.

“Welcome to the season people are about to regret misunderstanding you,” read the TLC newcomer’s post on Instagram Stories. Brittany’s social media activity on Tuesday, October 27, made fans wonder if they are still together.

90 Day Fiance’s Brittany Banks Posts Cryptic Message About ‘Cuffing Season’ Amid Yazan Drama

Tags: Celebrity, Cultural, Gossip, Men In Charge, NSFW, Reality, Relationships, Social Media, World

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29-Oct-2020


Below Deck: Mediterranean (2016-) Howl

Reunion 2. Drug converse lingered too long. We need to accommodate the mentally impaired so they can joyfully do their sexually abusive jobs without killing anyone. That was the safety feature the Goddess was trying to implement. It works both ways, the drugs are illegal but a psychosis strike is no joke. The moment we enter a doctor's office, we are all drug addicts. The goddess struck down the captain with a thunderbolt as Malia armed herself like a gunslinger. Chef fuck was puppyish and backstabbing as he snitched that being fingered by Deck Ratched is a threat to his life. The ratched played it as feminine and as hopeless as a butch face allows whilst receiving glaring looks from daddy captain. Is pretty Jesus allowed to say, Oh Jesus? That was discomfiting. The lord doesn't give a shit about drugs, women issues or life policies. He's Jesus and he needs to fuck. 27-Oct-2020
Reunion. It was Hannah sabotage. All political and aesthetic arguments were won by women. They had Hannah to blame for everything, even how bad the chef's food tasted. The ratched was demure, the captain was tuna of the sea, Andy zipped his body into a zippo in case anything got mistook and Jesus was pushed aside like the God no longer required. Welcome to New Poseidon. 19-Oct-2020
The rocket liberated Jesus so others could worship him. Mistake. A goddess that begs on her knees and turns her tears into oceans is not worthy of his majesty. He's an experience not a flight. Deck Ratched should be commended for steering the boat and controlling her hen (Chef Fuck.) Alex was commended for being a nasty fuck that cares. Bugs is efficiency. Aesha is a jolt. Captain Sandy gets an outstanding pretense award for wishing Chef Fuck and Ratched well when Ratched had already confessed to her how she was going to dump him, whilst snogging in bed. (It's called Gaydar.) 12-Oct-2020
Aesha had a priceless reaction to the rocket's complaint that no one is allowed to touch pretty jesus butt during group photos. Aesha never heard of relationship confinement rules but she complied with the goddess' request and snorted to the audience. "My friends and family do it all the time, what would I do with his butt anyway, I don't have a penis," or something like that. Deck Ratched gave Chef Fuck an ass rubdown and he flitted about for the rest of the charter. 07-Oct-2020
When someone questions another's sexuality for provocation she probably does it because they want it, have tried it and want it again. Malia may not be a lesbian but she dates sweet n' low. Chef Fuck couldn't do a thing without deck Ratched. The captain was content just to find another dick to kick onboard now that dickhand was chained up. Alex was asked by empowered women who his boat bitch was as dickhand rattled his chains underground and cried for help. The pretty one decided that his Jesus skills could impart horny rich frumps to bump the tip and maybe make Goddess cancel that Bali trip. Aesha is a social worker. She basically bonked out because there were emotions and jealousies oozing from the rocket's mouth. "That bitch is crazy, relationships don't look like that no more. Google it." 28-Sep-2020

Tags: 2010s, 2020s, Brutal, Camp, Celebrity, Chemistry, Comedy, Drama, Emasculating, Fun Acting, Funny, Gay Swatch, Horror, Hot Swatch, Insulting, Lesbian, Maddening, Overcooked, Pitchy, Political, Reality, Relationships, Shrill Act, Silly, Suspense, Tacky, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke

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27-Oct-2020


’90 Day Fiancé’: Laura Jallali Has Officially Divorced Aladin–Here’s How Much Money She Gets From Him a Month 

 

Laura Jallali and Aladin Jallali appeared in the first season of 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way. They got married in July 2018 and split in Oct. 2019. As of Oct. 21, they are officially divorced. Laura opened up about her divorce from Aladin in a recent interview, where she shared her suspicions that he was unfaithful and how much he’s been ordered to pay her a month.

’90 Day Fiancé’: Laura Jallali Has Officially Divorced Aladin

Tags: Celebrity, Cheating, Cultural, Environment, Lifestyle, Marriage, Men In Charge, Reality, TV

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27-Oct-2020


Eric Andre says 'James Corden is fucked' if not being nice gets you cancelled  

Speaking to Vanity Fair, Andre said: “Boohoo, Ellen was mean. Who gives a shit? I never thought she was nice! She seems like she’d be like, ‘Fucking get me a coffee! Now!’”

“‘That guy’s not nice!’ James Corden is fucked if that’s the only criteria to get called out.”

“James Corden and Lorne Michaels are screwed! They’re trembling in their fucking boots,” he added.

Eric Andre says 'James Corden is fucked' if not being nice gets you cancelled

Tags: Cancellation, Celebrity, Employment, Entertainment, Etiquette, Exclusivity, Hollywood, Hostility, Hypocrisy, Portrait, Privilege, Reality, TV, TV Gay Swatch?

Filed under: Gay+

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25-Oct-2020


 

I put my vulnerabilities out there and... every... single... person... used it against me as I did the same. Every petal that disintegrates from the Beast's rose is a path closer to destruction. "I promise that I will never disrespect our interracial relationship by calling the cops on you." 20 years later. "I'm cheating, I'm in love, I want you out and if you complain I'm calling the cops." How is the theory of vulnerability successful for relationship proximity? 17-Oct-2020

Tags: ?, Interracial, Life, Mental Health, Reality, Relationships

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17-Oct-2020


Love Island (2019-) Bites

S2E32. Women are no longer viable as sexual beings so I'm doing a gay male review. Johnny is the gorgeous god you play with but don't mess with. Carrington is the luscious top boy whose ass you have to taste. You're hooking up with Caleb even though your instincts are crushing you because his game is really really good and Calvin looks like the cousin that introduced me to naughty sex. 16-Oct-2020
Something's missing. Is it the "I kin kill a beah and cook it for ya" supervisor with capabilities accent or the females slightly squeakier version of it? Americans don't care. They rather complain about Cuties than judge the real culprit...themselves. There's "yeah, you're cute poor," "waving anatomy parts freely on a farm, dirt poor," "just fucking desperate and will fuck for a Walmart gift card piss ass poor." (Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you meant gif.) 20-Sep-2020
I love "Casa de Amor," wherein sexual workers extract the soul of a man through penile engrossment. 16-Sep-2020
The police sirens add amateur porn reality. 09-Sep-2020
The UK version redeemed its relevance. Horny younglings released from quarantine onto a desert mirage of true love. Fuck the boys and do not marry the girls. 08-Sep-2020
Finale. My manhood has been restored. I felt absolutely nothing. 13-Aug-2019
Toxic playpen wherein a woman's suffering and desperation is a man's empowerment. 01-Aug-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accident Watch, Best In Horror, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Juvenile, Predictable, Reality, Repetitive, Sexist, Static, Tacky, Tedium, Timid, Tired

Filed under: TV

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16-Oct-2020




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