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Cinderella (1997) Arf

The tale of Cinderella no longer elevates the fantastic script of the virginity slut. It doesn't help minorities either. Brandy makes me question the braids. When does she find the time? They looked expensive. Did she go to a salon? Should Cinderella go anywhere? The music was of a different time whose rhythm few could understand. If all magic things disappear at midnight why didn't the shoe? Brandy faltered musically and charmingly. Why did she need to beg for her food? The songs were not rhythmic or outstanding. The musicality was Romper Room. The cast was spotting, representing and giving 100% but their identities kept them apart. Whitney was the special effect that never extinguished but she wasn't in it enough. Jason Alexander sucked. 13-Feb-2021

Tags: 1990s, Amiable, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Drama, Fantasy, Fun Acting, Musical, Nostalgic, Relationships, Romance, Sap, Star Power, Star Watt, Timid, Writ Basic, Writ w/Possibilities

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13-Feb-2021


Victim of Beauty (1991) Arf

Beauty contestant provokes the kidnapping of her baby sister. Sheriff is in town gunning to bring the monster to justice. He fails as many times as he provokes. Jeri Ryan embodied that special something that makes us scream "how can so many awful things happen to this dear child?" Because it's all true! There are surprises and plotholes but mostly there's Devane's gorgeous ape face and a goddess in disguise (Ryan) burning rubber. The crime investigation sucked. 31-Jan-2021

Tags: 1990s, Chemistry, Crapfun, Crime Drama, Daddy Squish, Drama, Funny, Movie, Mystery, Sentimental, Static, Timid, Words Spoke, Writ Basic, Writ w/Possibilities

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31-Jan-2021


Fate: The Winx Saga (2021-) Arf

It cared more about the legacy of melodrama than it did about the dynasty of magic. Likable girls, top-notch bi-color twinks, the doctor from Nurse Jackie caused a ruckus and the gay guy from Downton Abbey played a rugged soldier with a tenderness for twinks. The premise was perfectly set but the crux was missing. Why does fire kill the Burned Ones? Did my RPG brain malfunction? The only way fire can beat fire is if someone drains it. More magic, please. 30-Jan-2021

Tags: 2020s, Amiable, Chemistry, Conspiracy Theory, Daddy Squish, Drama, Fatigue, Gay Swatch, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Sentimental, Suspense, Talk, Timid, Touching, Twinkie, Twisty, Words Spoke, Writ Basic

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30-Jan-2021


Hamilton (2020) WhimperEarly Exit

Was Hamilton aware he was great? This is the fine food you throw up when you overindulge and never want to eat again. I spent most of the time being old and looking at crotches. I actually caught a few silhouettes. Whatever planet I'm from, please beam me up. I really wanted to like it. 22-Jan-2021

Tags: 2020s, Brutal, Camp, Conspiracy Theory, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Disappointment, Ear Prick, Early Exit, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Musical, Political, Representing, Shrill Act, Silly, Timid, Tired, Weird, Writ Basic

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22-Jan-2021


Call Your Mother (2021-) Whimper

There is no reason to call her because she is the primary that needs parenting. Mother can make a dirty cheese muffin, attention grab the hell out of parental privilege and retract the independence from her children. A sexless black gay token is hired to fawn over white mama madness and the other is relegated to immobile chat calls as mama's bestie. The younglings have no idea how to create a spark and the son should have been gay. What's a crappy mother without a gay son? Boring. 21-Jan-2021

Tags: 2020s, By the Numbers, Cliche, Comedy, Cultural, Gay Swatch, Juvenile, Manipulation, No Chemistry, Out of Place, Over the Top, Overcooked, Pitchy, Preachy, Predictable, Relationships, Repetitive, Silly, Star Watt, Static, Tired, Writ Basic

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21-Jan-2021


WandaVision (2021-) Whimper

It's a brilliant idea that doesn't understand what a classic sitcom is. Hidden treasures abound if we do our homework and expand our flight experience. Why? I just want to be entertained. Show us. When did Elizabeth Olson take up blinking? That is an actor's death knell. Stop blinking! What I'm watching is a disappointment and an excuse to tease us to watch something that gives nothing but clues. 18-Jan-2021

Tags: 2020s, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, Camp, Cliche, Comedy, Comic Book, Disappointment, Drag, Drama, Juvenile, Sci-Fi, Silly, Weird, Writ Basic

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18-Jan-2021


Lovecraft Country (2020-) ArfDowngrade

I wish the production would ignore whites the way they did us because white men as devil diatribe is tired. The horror inhabits everything in history that we celebrated with no punch. I want to celebrate who we are, should be, can be, not something we never were. Wasting a beautiful cast on nonsense. 31-Aug-2020
The Jefferson clap was joyous, ex-President to Jorel was cheek and daddy brick stripped with comic book accuracy. The cast is in it but the words don't feel them. Too much confusion to be fixated on anything. I'm confused because my old head can't grasp it or because the words are slippery. Exactly. Its biggest problem is fixating on not humiliating itself in the portrayal of people that were. The people whose courage we still remember. 23-Aug-2020
Amiably cast, historically vibrant but returning the black man to when he had no power does us no good. (Wos included.) A scare happens when you don't expect it. White cops versus saints versus action heroes. There's only one answer. The three protagonists are full of huff and puff when it's historically known that most people didn't stand up at that time. That's why we're here. It's insulting to the few that famously dared. The big bang threat was unexpectedly absurd and depressing. (Daddy brick needs to get naked.) 17-Aug-2020

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, By the Numbers, Chemistry, Conspiracy Theory, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Drama, Fun, Funny, Horror, Hot Swatch, Incomprehensible, Over the Top, Overcooked, Predictable, Star Watt, Supremacism, Timid, Warbly, Writ Basic

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31-Aug-2020


90 Day Fiance: Couples Tell All (2019) Woof

The word soulmate has been destroyed for me. Why does anyone think that another soul can be connected to you for eternity but not death. Tania is the female empowerment culled from watching too much Nick sitcoms and Jane The Virgin. Syngin needs to squish right out of there before he turns to squash. Anny. He's looting your ass. Mamita tell the grandmother you want a job in porn. Too bad for the cute kid. Juliana & Michael. I hope to see the Lifetime version of how it went down ten years later. Lesbian Ex Killers... Fuck 'em attitude all the way. Emily & Sasha. Girl, he fucked me at the gym. Good luck not reaching for them cookies. Jasmin is so ravenous that she turned Blake's eyes blue. Anna & Mursel. I can't tell if it's genuine but her son Joey isn't opposed to the marriage because he lost control of the household it's because he really thinks something is afoot and mama ignored it. The psychology is outdated. Mike & Natalie. Natalie is calling bullshit on the process by establishing that there is more than one reason to get a green card, she' just being brutally honest about the demands. Nice men always follow bad boys by giving everything but pleasure. Mike & Juliana. Walking on broken glass. Michael & Angela. Angela is the aggressor that will lead you out of danger. Her hopes and dreams are so gigantic that she almost makes it seem possible. She deserves to get herself some. Angela, the buffoons have been cursed. Wink, Wink. Twitch. Kaboom! 30-Aug-2020

Tags: 2010s, Brutal, Camp, Chemistry, Cliche, Comic Book, Creepy, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Emasculating, Fun Acting, Funny, Hot Swatch, Incomprehensible, Insulting, Juvenile, Maddening, Manipulation, Mean Spirited, Over the Top, Overcooked, Pitchy, Political, Predictable, Psychological, Reality, Relationships, Revenge, Romance, Sentimental, Showy, Shrill Act, Silly, Squish Alert, Supremacism, Suspense, Sweet, Tacky, Tough, Warbly, Weird, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, World, Writ Basic

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30-Aug-2020


Shahs of Sunset (2012-) Bites

I only watch sporadically because they are overly complicated and spoiled. I'm watching this season out of boredom. It is interesting to note that they've handled the "me too" moment with little awareness of what it means and a heaping amount of prejudice. The problem with "me too" is that if you're liked or needed they ("family) can make it go away. Just gang pounce on the other side without giving it one moment's consideration. 04-Mar-2020

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Brutal, Camp, Comedy, Comic Book, Conspiracy Theory, Creepy, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Drama, Fatigue, Inappropriate, Incomprehensible, Juvenile, Maddening, Manipulation, Political, Predictable, Reality, Relationships, Representing, Shrill Act, Silly, Warbly, Wit Crack, Writ Basic, Writ For Short Attn Spans

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04-Mar-2020


Unsettling, The (2019-) WhimperEarly Exit

It does not unsettle because there is no intrigue, sharp scare edits or anything besides Holly Taylor to give a damn about. 13-Jan-2020

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Disappointment, Drama, Fatigue, Horror, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Predictable, Silly, Tired, Twinkie, Writ Basic

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13-Jan-2020


Midnight Kiss (2019) Bites

Gays garnering the right to be slaughtered on film like they're straight brethren. Writing representation is limited to watching half a season of Drag Race, the eye candy is squirmy and the serial getup has no sex appeal or fright. 27-Dec-2019

Tags: 2010s, Bad Acting, Bad Chemistry, By the Numbers, Camp, Crime Drama, Drama, Gay, Juvenile, Over the Top, Overcooked, Predictable, Silly, Timid, Writ Basic

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27-Dec-2019


Carol's Second Act (2019-) WhimperEarly Exit

It has a problem growing up. 08-Nov-2019
Why is Patricia Heaton acting like she switched bodies with her teen granddaughter? 27-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Bad Chemistry, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Cliche, Comedy, Ear Prick, Early Exit, Fatigue, Hot Swatch, Juvenile, Maddening, Manipulation, Out of Place, Overcooked, Predictable, Repetitive, Shrill Act, Silly, Star Watt, Timid, Tired, Writ Basic

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08-Nov-2019


Rattlesnake (2019) Whimper

A film practice run. It's hard to gear up for characters minutely defined especially when they easily accept transcendent ideas. We need insight to understand their choices. Debrianna Mansini casts a lustrous presence that established "no other dead need apply" and Theo Rossi squished craftily. 28-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, By the Numbers, Daddy Squish, Disappointment, Drama, Fatigue, Fun Acting, Incomprehensible, Mystery, Overcooked, Predictable, Silly, Suspense, Thriller, Writ Basic

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28-Oct-2019


Fractured (2019) Arf

Man doesn't become until his woman nags him into it. There are two options to the mystery that are obviously dangled throughout the film's course. They are both marred by unnecessary glances that give away the plot, slight dialogue and perplexing demonstrations. Even when he's awkward, Worthington manages to remain squishy. 12-Oct-2019

Tags: 2010s, Accidental Watch, Daddy Squish, Drama, Manipulation, Mystery, Psychological, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Thriller, Writ Basic

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12-Oct-2019


Prodigal Son (2019-) WhimperEarly Exit

I wanted to like it but it's too lenient and cute. I wish them luck. 25-Sep-2019

Tags: 2010s, Brutal, By the Numbers, Camp, Comic Book, Crime Drama, Daddy Squish, Early Exit, Light, Mystery, Silly, Star Watt, Weird, Writ Basic

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25-Sep-2019