All Posts Tagged as 'Parenting 101'

A spanking is more legal than a slap because nobody walks around with a diaper on their face. 14-May-2022

I don't know how to perceive the world except the way that I lived it. No one is describing the realities that make us nuts and no one is taking responsibility for anything. Troubles that cut don't exist, they say. Pretend and fairytales shall come true. That's bullshit. Our lives are not Disney movies and if it appears that way for a lucky some, another has kidnapped your sexual organs and your brain. I was sexually abused more times than people have mentioned the slap. I was raped by my cousin whose brother joined in, again, again and again. My sister made me eat her as a baby. You can read about banana hammock on my media page. My mother almost married a giant who only wanted to adopt me, not my sister and whisk me off to the Dominican Republic as a sex slave. He was going to teach me to like baseball and make my mother very rich. Wink, wink. She pondered it for months. My mother's cuban boyfriend threatened a tag team rape with my child molesting bi lover. A man asking for directions tried to kidnap me. Another man asked me for directions while holding a two year old's hand. The two year old was grabbing my penis inappropriately and feeling me up as the adult kept jabbering and ignoring it. He was trying to get me to show him the place in question. Dude, I was being molested by a two year old in public! I booked. Who the fuck can deal with that? It was humiliating. A greek cop showed me his badge and threatened if I didn't get in his car I'd be jailed. He raped me in the back seat. Several priests were sexually abusive or inappropriate. More cops got in on the fun. My ex cuban didn't get to double tag me but he tied me up and raped me for hours after I broke up with him. My mother was fucking a bisexual man at the same time as my stepfather was being considered "husband material." I didn't like him because he was younger than my mother and he kept annoying my sleep with whispers and massages. He was going to move in with us but mother didn't want stepdad to know about their intimate relationship. Stepdad was also moving in. Bisexual was deposed from mama's bedroom because he wasn't paying the rent but stepdaddy was going to. How to keep both? She got it. He was going to become my best friend and move into my room. Women are so clever. WTF?!!!! He's not going to believe that. What does a teenage boy have in common with a twenty-five year old? I told her there was only one bed. That's okay she would buy twin beds. WTF? He's going to fuck me with that ugly big fat dick he showed me, is all I kept thinking. My stepdaddy waited until the twin beds to arrive and my panic attacks to choke me before stating that he would not be comfortable living with another man. Bye, bitch! Whew! Thanks, stepdad. My gay bff wanted to rape me so I could get AIDS and be with him forever, like Twilight. I was bigger by then. I didn't let it happen. Cops arrested me for smoking a pot roach and thinking I was a Kingpin. I was not frisked normally. They kept pulling up my shirt, exposing my tight abs to other cops who agreed, felt and quipped how much fun they were going to have that night. No fucking way! On the drive to prison I was threatened with rape if I didn't identify my goons. What goons? My asshole gay friends? My cellmate informed me that the reason they kept coming around the cell and threatening me with gang rape was because they thought I was a druglord with the same name. He showed me his name on the wall. It was mistaken identity. I got out of the rape in the back room by mentioning that I worked for a porn king whom they actually called and vouched for me. After that, the cops became my best friends as I regaled them with porn star perversions and promised them all free porn. They didn't free me but I was becoming a survivor. I got drunk at a gay club, fell asleep and woke up with half my clothes off. A sweet drag boy told me men were coming up to me, disrobing me and feeling me up. The boy tried covering me up but they kept coming. I should leave, he said. I looked around at the smiling faces and died inside. Air never felt so good. Thank you, drag boy. Unwanted female boobs have been shoved in my face at restaurants, doctor's offices, employment and my mother's living room. My gay roomie's one night stand sat on my dick and rode me to climax as I was awakening and he was stepping out. Okay. I might have enjoyed that one but he figuratively raped me. My favorite lesbian aunt tried to get it on with me and my lover. Barf! She felt me up! Double barf! It destroyed my relationship with her. Another fucking little boy sexually molested me in line at a supermarket. That's okay. Daddy was nuts, boy was stealing a toy hiding under his shirt and the cashier arrested them both! Ha! I'm the only asshole in history to be molested by two little boys publicly. WTF. I didn't know that I always looked younger than my age. Brown people have a different perception of youth. I wasn't beautiful or extraordinary. I wasn't Timothee Chalamet or Tom Holland. I wasn't Ralph Carter from Good Times. I was a tall, skinny youth with cuteness and kindness to spare. When I read Kinsey's 1 in 10 hypothesis on male homosexuals, I was appalled. In my world it seemed like a lot more. That's because at least 6 others were perverts. They fit in anywhere. LGBTQP. 09-Apr-2022

Peter Parker is being raised gay by biological daddy, Peacemaker. He catches daddy fucking Bizarro Superboy one day. Woke Spider-Man never shot a straight web again and the world never got saved. 11-Apr-2022

The idea of boning her son makes him want to splash his babies inside her and make her a queen. 10-Apr-2022

500 years later. Unbelievable. That's exactly what ends up happenening. 14-Jan-2022

The reason there is so much hate in the world is because little miracles have no manners. They are so adorable with manners. We can actually pay attention to them. 07-Nov-2021

If parents raised a child without personal opinions and followed a universal rule book, would the world chill out? 23-Oct-2021

The best way to love a man is to be professional about it. 23-Jul-2021

MOTHER: you never give a man a compliment unless he's dying. 21-Jul-2021

The only men that don't cheat are the ones with mental or physical diseases, they can't, they shouldn't and or don't move. Otherwise, have your pick, ladies!... and gentlemen.

(My mother picked wisely. He's stupid, well-hung and able to work. See pic above. Welcome back, buddy!) 07-May-2021

Shouldn't creating a thicker skin take precedence over being insulted by everything? It's only one step. Ignore and move on. The insults will always be there. 23-Feb-2021

Mother's stratagem to keep a working daddy closer is to never let him know he was doing a banging good job. "Make them sweat, make them wonder but if you want to keep 'em don't ever tell them how great they are." I got it. The more a man thinks he's great the more chances of fulfilling the crippling desire to open other people's presents. Irk that one good spot left in his brain and he'll keep coming back around to try to figure it out. I can see a woman's idea of entrapment there. It suddenly occurred to me to accidentally apply it to a guy I was dating. He was daddy perfection and ejaculatory squish. After an aerobic session he asked me to concur that the sex was one of our best. Even though it was, I told him I had better. He topped himself every single time and I always answered the same. Why did I do that? I sadly dumped him because he was a camper. He kept threatening that we couldn't extend our relationship unless I went camping with him. Black daddies and city Puerto Ricans don't do woods. It doesn't make sense. He was one of the greatest but I don't camp.

My step-father must wonder with every dying breath, "why did l try so hard? She was never satisfied." 21-Dec-2020

"All" men are perverts! 16-Sep-2020

The easiest way for children to get over racism is to play together. 18-Jun-2020