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No Time To Die (2021) Woof

The action sequences were fantastic, daddy Bond exhibited sausage and skills. Having muscles didn't hurt. I couldn't decide if the villain was ridiculous because of the actor or the writing. Sap killed the end. Bond doesn't need to announce what he's going to do. It kills the surprise. 24-Jun-2022

Tags: 2020s, Action, Action Fun, Action Stomper, Best In Action, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Enthusiastic, Fresh, Fun, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Revenge, Sap, Sentimental, Star Watt, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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24-Jun-2022


I Passed For White (1960) Woof

Interracial girl struggles with her identity as a negro. Her career options are minimal and love opportunities arise from worst circumstances. God made her white and she needs to embrace it. She leaves her family and hut to explore buildings, money, pretty men, clothes, food and such. She ignores her nature and becomes the body she possesses, a woman with great choices and big mistakes. A Ken Doll makes her forget where she was born and she forgets about her family. The film has anger, insight, respect and hilarity. My favorite scene happens at a fancy business event where she dances like a black girl and the white guests notice. 28-Apr-2022

Tags: 1960s, Camp, Chemistry, Crapfun, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fresh, Fun, Funny, Heart Writ, Hilarious, Hot Swatch, Music Swings, Political Satire, Relationships, Sentimental, Sexy, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Trashy, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight

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28-Apr-2022


Mikey (1992) Howl

The inestimable is the most hurtful. Brian Bonsall played Mikey, a throwaway child with trust, jealousy and psychotic issues. The actor had the smarts of an adult aware of its value. Everyone loves "new" adorable thing until it becomes codependent and angry. The conversations are the same as today, which freaked me out. "We're still talking about the same shit with the non-resolutions." Mikey is presented as an adoptive boy trying to adjust to a family that has suddenly enforced rules. They must die, the most inept investigators can't solve it and adorable little Mikey is psychoanalyzed for PTSD after secretly killing them. The psychiatrist frees him into the adoption system with an "all he needs is love" diagnosis and Mikey moves on to the next stupid family. Mikey has learned that electricity and water don't mix, you can hit real balls with bats, cops can't solve anything, mothers just stand there screaming while you're stabbing them to death and to remove the bullets from adult guns and disconnect their phones so they can't fight back. Empty guns waving in the dark. Elementary school sports training consisted of coaches deciding which boy would be a "skin" or a "shirt" for no apparent reason other than to be a pervert. Telling certain kids and not others to strip is insulting and absolutely gay. His favorite teacher becomes suspicious of the boy's monstrous tendencies when he adds marbles to her "marble game." A box is designated for the kids to drop marbles they earn for good deeds. The more marbles of goodness you inherit the quicker you can fill it so its doors burst open and you can receive a prize. She investigates his history but his adoption file is closed and the witnesses are minimal. There is no living thing that is safe when Mikey gets pissed. Will he spare no one? Kids dragging adult dead bodies, killing cats, feeding frogs to sharks, setting up the boyfriend and using a bow and arrow to kill are hilarious. Everything looks TV safe and appealing, the deaths are LOL and Bonsall keeps on giving. He is the conservative cunt that arises when successful families keep pushing the same subject without advancing. Mikey is the child liberated from bullshit. Baby boy is my new "Carrie."

PS: dudes, if she wants childrenx and you don't, show her this movie. Repeated viewing depends on her voracity for children and disdain for the film. Keep it downlow. We don't want to damage her. Keep it stealthily in the background and don't stop watching it. Make it a top ten of all time. Yeah, it's crap but its better than having a baby. 21-Feb-2022

Tags: 1990s, Action Fun, Baby Wrecks, Camp, Chemistry, Crapfun, Creepy, Director's Art, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fresh, Fun, Funny, Good Acting, Hilarious, Mean Spirited, Music Swings, Over the Top, Preposterous, Silly, Suspense, Tough, Trashy, Violent, Weird, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight, Writ w/Possibilities

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21-Feb-2022


Red Notice (2021) Woof

Red Notice fulfills "land of magic" type escapism. The writers created an intriguing caper and an enigmatic cast to play act it. Gal Gadot can act. Well. Daddy King Rock delighted in being the brunt of a joke, constantly, in fabulous fashion. Dickwad Reynolds steals it by being a cantankerous benevolent criminal who is also Deadpool. The director took advantage of its DCU historical significance and developed some solid characters. Heart tug. 11-Jan-2022

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Action, Action Fun, Action Stomper, Adorable, Camp, Chemistry, Coincidence Laden, Comedy, Crapfun, Crime Drama, Cute, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Fresh, Fun, Funny, Good Acting, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Revenge, Sentimental, Silly, Star Watt, Tough, Wit Crack, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight

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11-Jan-2022


Christmas Chronicles, The (2018) Woof

Christmas is the last time of the year when kids can be selfish. Kurt Russell makes it comfortable to sit on his lap and play with his hair. Help him blow things up and play with his hair. Accidentally (wink, wink) give him a hard-on and play with his hair. Smash on the hard-on and play with his hair. The kids are at an adorable stage, the violence is happy and Christmas got a shot in the arm. 05-Dec-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action Fun, Action Stomper, Comedy, Conspiracy Theory, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Fresh, Funny, Good Acting, Hoofer's Delight, Magnetism, Music Swings, Pretty, Sentimental, Silly, Star Watt, Sweet, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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05-Dec-2020


Anna Lucasta (1958) Howl

Anna is the the daughter of father faith and sometimes antagonistic family. She turns to teen prostitution when her father kicks her out just for holding hands with a boy. Established and clawing her way through life she reaches a dead end and is granted one last opportunity to reconcile with family and hopefully marry a man with prospects. She is forgiven but never forgotten. Daddy is allergic to whores, goes into panic when his daughter touches him, drinks and hits anyone in disagreement and sabotages Anna's chances for happiness. Eartha Kitt purrs and roars like the exquisite feline of legend, Sammy Davis Jr. was seriously brutal and heartrending and the cast added vibrations to the words. No nonsense representation. 15-Aug-2020

Tags: 1950s, Chemistry, Classic, Daddy Squish, Director's Achievement, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fresh, Funny, Great Acting, Heart Writ, Hoofer's Delight, Hot Swatch, Life, Music Swings, Mystery, Political, Relationships, Romance, Sentimental, Star Watt, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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15-Aug-2020


Alita: Battle Angel (2019) Howl

As I drowned in amazement the thought of giving Pinocchio this treatment became intriguing...and then it was.

Alita is the child built from dreams of regret, facing a life with limited power in the casings of a girl. She is constantly hounded for parts, in competition, fluttering, fighting and tasting what a child's life has to offer. She'd rather be a woman.

Christoph Waltz is his own animation. His Gepetto flourishes with worry and celebration. Alita's need to grow up is his dissatisfaction and his burden. The doctor brandishes enormous tools protecting a future creation that matters too much.

Creative ideas constantly bounce, widening the eye and accepting the beauty of art.

The pandemic should determine if this is how future movies will look.
 02-Aug-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action, Action Fun, Action Stomper, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Elegance, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Fresh, Funny, Heart Writ, Hot Swatch, Kool Effects, Music Swings, Pretty, SciFi, Star Watt, Suspense, Touching, Tough, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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02-Aug-2020


Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1978) Howl

Daddy "pod people" proficiency. I can't imagine a better cast to deliver a concrete, spooky conspiracy. It turns the brain on and our survival mode kicks in as the repetitive blankness coerces the free thinker to scream in frustration. 16-Jul-2020

Tags: 1970s, Best in Sci-Fi, Chemistry, Conspiracy Theory, Creepy, Cultural, Daddy Squish, Decent FX, Director's Art, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fresh, Good Acting, Magnetism, Music Swings, Mystery, Political Satire, Relationships, Scary, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight, Writer's Peak

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16-Jul-2020


Monkey Shines (1988) Howl

A fit daddy mentally bound by matriarchy becomes paraplegic. He receives a horrified nurse, mother pseudo, a no nonsense trainer and a mentally enhanced monkey.

The art of training an animal lives in its soul. The monkey represents the current female to determine his life. The monkey is a frighteningly adorable beast.

George A. Romero packs it with Hitchcock simplicity and sensical horror. Each frame a joy to ponder.

Jason Beghe is an addictive force.

The mother/son spar sliced bluntly.

I lurched, I was engrossed and the end was brutally sweet. 07-Jul-2020

Tags: 1980s, Action, Action Fun, Best In Horror, Chemistry, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director's Art, Drama, Fresh, Funny, Inspired, Music Swings, Mystery, Revenge, Scary, Sexy, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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07-Jul-2020


Crawl (2019) Woof

Alexandre Aja is not a wordmeister. His muscles pop when monster creation plows in, the action roars and we jump. (The flashbacks killed the element of surprise.) 03-Jul-2020

Tags: 2010s, Action, Action Fun, Action Stomper, Corn, Director's Touch, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fresh, Kool Effects, Over the Top, Scary, Suspense, Writ w/Possibilities

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03-Jul-2020


Invisible Man, The (2020) Woof

The blood transfusion works to bring an old tale new life. The invisible remains a figment throughout which makes us suspicious of the scares. (We don't want to jump for nothing.) The great Moss is type stuck in Handmaiden suffering. Horror for a new age, rummaging with bold ideas, technically mapped for complete culmination. 12-Jun-2020

Tags: 2020s, Action, Cold, Creepy, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fresh, Horror, Hot Swatch, Inspired, Mystery, Relationships, Scary, SciFi, Star Watt, Suspense, Tough, Wit Snit, Writ Tight

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15-Jun-2020


Night Clerk, The (2020) Woof

Twink with alternative intelligence witnesses a crime. The crime is not its basis of joy but the performers are. The four (Hunt, Leguizamo, de Armas and Sheridan) pull the right face, exhume the right emotions, and challenge anyone to do it better. 12-Jun-2020

Tags: 2020s, Chemistry, Crime Drama, Director's Slice, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fresh, Funny, Good Acting, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Romance, Sentimental, Squish Alert, Star Watt, Suspense, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ Tight

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15-Jun-2020