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The only way to minimize men's natural animal instinct to coerce sex is to talk sex. All day all night just like he thinks it. You can add sexual innuendos while ordering takeout. Become the saucy braniac the PTA and neighborhood watch want at parties. When you do business functions, preferably his, rub on him a few times while his boss is looking. Do it as many times as you need. You'll always get an invitation and exhaustion can quell the sex. To make up for it, hush to the Karens he has a big dick. He doesn't but he'll get promoted, forgiveness will happen and he will never have sex again...except...with his partner...of course. Trust me, it's a husband's duty to tire of everything. 07-Aug-2020