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Undertone (2025) Whimper

A daughter cares for her comatose mother whilst hosting a mystery show that entices viewers with myths and facts. The premise only works if the source of the terror (the show) weren't so basic. I could not concoct the visuals necessary to instill fear from the audio presented. Video might have fixed that. Bumps in the night and sleight of hand make up the scares. The film was working towards authenticity but missed being that by not allowing the actors to work for it. When mama falls off the bed daughter is shown off camera helping her back. I wanted to see the struggle of an actor turning a thought into an action. It would have been inspiring. Nina Kiri carries the weight of the film because the support was invisible. Someone needed to physically free her of the constraints. The crust was decent but the pie not so much. 07-Jul-2026

Tags: 2020s, Accidental Watch, Coincidence Laden, Creepy, Director Experiment, Disappointment, Drama, Horror, Horror Mild, Predictable, Preposterous, Questionable, Silly, Slow, Timid, Writ w/Possibilities

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07-Jul-2026


Send Help (2026) Arf

Thank you, thank you, thank you for the shot of Dylan's butt. It was just as expected. Knightwing be damned. 15-May-2026
It was a mixed bag. The story depended on actor magnetism and camaraderie. Dylan and Rachel outmaxxed their credit. When does a character become an actor's most iconic? When it suits them. Splashes of originality can't negate that it's not really a horror movie but a parody of ethics. Sloppy employee becomes stranded on an island with a wounded boss that refuses to promote her. A battle of the sexes ensues. The battle for survival is glossed over. A survivor in the making does not inherit skills so easily without some background and yelp. She learned all this from Youtube? The only way a woman can control a man is if he is unstable and there is no one else around. The coincidences were great choices that were parodied instead of being treated as dramatic arcs. The refrigerated salvation gave me poppy shudders. WTF? The biggies may have stepped out during it because that felt out of place. 15-May-2026

Tags: 2020s, Chemistry, Coincidence Laden, Comedy, Daddy Squish, Director's Touch, Disappointment, Drama, Funny, Good Acting, Horror Mild, Mean Spirited, Psychological, Questionable, Relationships, Revenge, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Thriller, Wit Snit, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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15-May-2026


Ghost of Dragstrip Hollow (1959) Whimper

Before Scooby Doo there was this. An amalgamation of sitcom sensibilities, talking parrot extremes, dance and musical numbers, generation gap dissection, tom foolery, daddy perversions, money problems, stupidity and lesbians galore. Fast & Furious club are being targeted for more money because of it's reputation. Teen daughter is a drag race queen who has to concoct ways to manipulate the club and the cops from not snitching. She's a manhole on wheels. Daddy does not want his daughter fucking around with bees. Mommy needs to hear about good sex from anyone else. Drag racers are misunderstood. The men are pussies to their sometimes womanly lovers. Agatha was devine. The high is so stupid you have to laugh. Me not understanding what my parents' teenage asses said or did was hilarious and relevant. 05-May-2026

Tags: 1950s, Accidental Watch, Camp, Cheeky Acting, Comedy, Crapfun, Enthusiastic, Funny, Sort of, Horror Mild, Hot Swatch, Monster Mash, Music Swings, Silly, Stupid Funny, Wit Crack, Writ w/Possibilities

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05-May-2026


Anaconda (2025) Bites

The mugging was on hyperdrive, the script was a discarded King Kong treatment satirized to no effect and somebody's wig was freaking me out. It was very Dorothy and its texture kept changing. The beast was relegated to seconds, the other anaconda had pants on and I couldn't stand any of it. 25-Mar-2026

Tags: 2020s, Action, Camp, Cheeky Acting, Cliche, Comedy, Corn, Dialogue Lament, Director Experiment, Drama, Fatigue, Horror Mild, Loud, Over the Top, Retread, Shrill Act, Silly, Stink Wigs, Tacky, Timid, Writer Humiliation

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25-Mar-2026


Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025) Woof

The human outline was "Aliens." Bailey seemed like a different person which is great for craft but not star watt. The reboot is tighter, the visuals are beautiful and the action was refreshing and tame. I felt like Mikey from the cereal commercials, "I really liked it" but don't ask me why. The only disappointment was not having dinosaurs shred Bailey's or Ali's clothes off. 02-Mar-2026

Tags: 2020s, Action, Action Fun, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fun, Horror Mild, Music Swings, Scifi, Sentimental, Star Watt, Subtle, Suspense, Tight Effects, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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02-Mar-2026


Presence (2024) Arf

The camera substituting for the presence was a great idea. It unsettles whilst causing anticipation. The household consists of interracial parents having preference for their teenage son and or daughter. The gender divide was lightly explained and suffered from awkward dialogue that did not strengthen character purpose. The scares were organic but weren't enough to create a classic horror. The presence has no I.D. It meanders slowly on repetitive angst but it doesn't get to the heart of it. It was drama. The no character close-ups put me on edge. If they would have only added them for the climax it would have jumpstarted some fear. It was curious, well acted, unique and experimental. The ending fit. It was the middle that sabotaged it. 06-Jan-2026

Tags: 2020s, Director Movement, Drama, Good Acting, Horror, Horror Mild, Indecipherable, Music Swings, Psychological, Relationships, Sentimental, Slow, Timid, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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06-Jan-2026


Companion (2025) Whimper

Robot malfunctions when man's animal instincts unleash and cause chaos. I admire the film for triggering my imagination. The environment is fresh but by exploring only the sympathetic sex, the general message becomes exclusive. Why not make it a male robot that is programmed heterosexual and misinterprets male seduction as hostile? That's a spin that a robot could misinterpret. Violently. There is a lack of tech in a movie about artificial intelligence. My capacity to accept that robots can have feelings and act exactly like humans is too far out. AI glitches. The companion could have been a little more robotic. Half the fun in watching human actors play synthetics is their interpretation. Acting like themselves does not convince anyone that it's a robot. A robot's personality progression should be gradual and the enlightenment, godly because a human programmed it. I think having the robot become more human as the humans become more robotic could have amped things up. 23-Dec-2025

Tags: 2020s, Cold, Daddy Squish, Director Experiment, Drama, Gay Swatch, Horror, Horror Mild, Over the Top, Retread, Scifi, Star Watt, Timid, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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24-Dec-2025


K-Pop Demon Hunters (2025) ArfUpgrade

I understand that art speeds up because the present brain is scanning faster than usual but art should teach them to contain it. Relax. The buffoonery was too much. It was immature and condescending to adults. Girl interaction was a high point. Music didn't suck with some being better than others. I think there were too many. How about establishing more of the girls' purpose and desires a bit more? Art is dreamy, both sexes are cool, the story is questionable and the mythology makes no sense. 21-Jul-2025

Tags: 2020s, Animation, Beautiful, Crapfun, Director Movement, Drama, Enthusiastic, Fantasy, Fatigue, Funny, Sort of, Horror Mild, Kool Effects, Musical, Pleasant Music, Relationships, Silly, Stupid Funny, Timid, Writ w/Possibilities

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21-Jul-2025


Speak No Evil (2024) Whimper

The only thing that banged was McAvoy's body. It was grade A daddy meat. His villain was a parody of elements. The outline kept to its namesake. There were no surprises, leaps or bounds. It frustrated more than it scared, Americans are not "that" nice, women are less, no man sleeps with baby girl and gets away with it. The bunny dependency was a cheat. "Fuck bunny! Do you wanna die?!!!!" Home we go. 13-Apr-2025

Tags: 2020s, Cheeky Acting, Daddy Squish, Disappointment, Drama, Fatigue, Horror Mild, Predictable, Relationships, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Suspense, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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13-Apr-2025


Blink Twice (2024) Whimper

The wait for resolution is interminable. Channing Tatum didn't menace enough. Naomi Ackie seemed too woke to fall for a Peter Pan man. It would have been fresh if the girls had just said "no" to the leery invitation to a private island with no transportation back. Peter would have to arrange a deceitful method to get them there. That's menacing. A beautiful palette and luscious atmosphere held the key to my interest but when the climax happens its a compilation of memes that spoke volumes and represented very little. It's a harsh topic that needed to play out so the audience can understand the reasons people do anything. 29-Jan-2025

Tags: 2020s, Director Experiment, Horror, Horror Mild, Mystery, Oncer, Psychological, Questionable, Slow, Star Watt, Timid, Writ w/Possibilities

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29-Jan-2025


A Quiet Place: Day One: (2024) Whimper

A movie where silence is golden only resonates with "good face" actors. Lupita is characterized as an unpleasant doom manipulator. The cat that doesn't meow really pissed me off. By making the cat mute they missed out on fresh ideas and unforgettable scenes. Hounsou was relegated to extra. The action repeats but it doesn't refresh. More monster exposition would have added coherence and sustainability. What is their backstory? What happened to the crying babies? Deaf people who can talk? The rules of the game were acknowledged rather swiftly and the setups were obvious and corny. Pizza, really? 08-Jan-2025

Tags: 2020s, Action, By the Numbers, Director Experiment, Fatigue, Horror, Horror Mild, Inactivity, Retread, Sequel, Silly, Slow, Timid, Writer Weakness

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08-Jan-2025


Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice (2024) Woof

It was good. Nothing beyond what was expected. 26-Dec-2024

Tags: 2020s, Action, Chemistry, Crapfun, Director's Achievement, Drama, Fantasy, Fun, Funny, Good Acting, Horror Mild, Music Swings, Relationships, Sentimental, Sequel, Silly, Star Watt, Stupid Funny, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight

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26-Dec-2024


Afraid (2024) Arf

The A.I. was too sparkly and bubbly. Action was stagnant. I had to look up the actors names to remember who was in it, even though I just watched it. The tension it built should have burst the story into the air but it got stenched with TV type trite that makes a farting sound. 30-Nov-2024

Tags: 2020s, Director Experiment, Disappointment, Fantasy, Fatigue, Horror Mild, Over the Top, Silly, Slow, Stupid Funny, Timid, Words Spoke, Writ w/Possibilities

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30-Nov-2024


Are You In The House Alone? (1978)  Woof

Kathleen Beller was a momentary icon that embodied being the naive girl that falls into temptation and then gets called out for it. Princess is being stalked and nobody gives a shit. Gwyneth's twin mother, Blythe supplies enough misunderstandings to compel her child to rebel. Baby Dennis Quaid's swag was thinking he could make women cum with only his dick. The film begins post crime with warnings and horror elements woven into it but it's not that. It's a sober approach that questions why all rapists can't get convicted. Life has a way of adjusting a lack of human justice though, by cursing the guilty party. "Scream like I screamed, bitch." 03-Nov-2024

Tags: 1970s, Accidental Watch, Chemistry, Daddy Squish, Director Movement, Drama, Heart Writ, Horror Mild, Hot Swatch, Mystery, Psychological, Rapey, Relationships, Sentimental, Star Watt, Suspense, Thriller, Words Spoke, Writ Thoughtful, Writ Tight, Writ w/Possibilities

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04-Nov-2024


Beast Within, The (2024) Whimper

They made us wait forever to see the man with the sculpted buns, they mimicked the mythology instead of enacting it, the lack of words made it easier to hide but hard to understand. They took a sample of what often occurs with a man beast and concocted a film. Samples can't describe the complete picture. It moves slow, the child is soulless, the wife doesn't matter, and daddy is one-note. Daddy is goofy happy and abusively angry. I recommend that Kit and his buns of stone make a better movie elsewhere. 31-Oct-2024

Tags: 2020s, Daddy Squish, Dialogue Lament, Disappointment, Drama, Fatigue, Horror Mild, Relationships, Silly, Star Watt, Suspense, Tedium, Timid, Timid Effects, Vague, Writ w/Possibilities

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31-Oct-2024




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