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In Da Club - 50 Million
Married At First Sight (2014-) 
It is imperceptible that the men would deserve a win after those badly scripted answers but they did. Paster Cal would rather poke girl power than have his expertise questioned. He looked like he wanted to douse those pink dresses in Carrie's pig blood. The eldest expert established why she likes cakes more than humans. She only gives a shit when her cake money is in jeopardy. They made the guy with the parasyte apologize to Dr. Pia which created a puddle underneath her chair. I could hear the flutes of hatred playing in the native american's head every time his ex celebrated something. Everything was blamed on a scam that seemed too diabolical for the producers not to inform the experts about so they could shut it down, punish, expose and film it from an honest perspective. A lie detector test every other week. What a great show that would have been. 18-Apr-2024
Reunion. The Barbies declared war on men. So far, none of the men won. Austin couldn't describe what sort of attraction he had to Becca or his whereabouts on the umpteeth day. The purple one's bride refused to join the Barbie brigade, she's partial to plums. His purple badness realized his dick still works. Cameron was portrayed as the stupidest because Barbie Clare had proof and a lie detector test. Kevin Frazier needed to check Brennan for parasytes. Being an alien couldn't save him. He's not going to shove his fat dick in the first wife he marries. In part 2 I want to see pastor Cal wheeled in a Hannibal Lecter dolly and have Dr. Pepper guess what parts of the stage are cake. 11-Apr-2024
Prince's bride is up to something. Is she being impossible so he can get turned off and she can legally break her contract or are they just stirring drama? The half native american must have been kicked out of his tribe again. He's desperately trying to create a home. He was previously kicked out for being half white, did they question his sexual identity? He keeps representing a people whose prejudices don't allow him in. Men clam up and dump because ladies can't take hints, are tired of lying and hurting women's feelings. There is no need to ask anything past "why." The finale has already been written. One red flag is too many. The ladies may have instigated the toxic attitudes in the men or the men's mothers did. 15-Mar-2024
The thick Barbies got dumped. Stunt Barbie is doing great. 08-Mar-2024
The native american showed up at couples retreat because he wanted to make sure that his black ex-wife knows that he isn't red. Hypocrisy found something to love about Prince. His pets. There is no better way to announce you're gay than with pearls. Dracula's wife is an unfortunate character written by Alfred Hitchcock. Is blood supposed to look that fake? Tomato sauce is thick and fiery not runny pink. Goldilocks is not the bear we think she is. He hates fish. Somebody fucked 50 lbs off Pastor Cal. Did Pastor Cal suggest to the purple bride to open her legs and allow the purple badness to do its job? They are not strangers! 14-Feb-2024
Why did Prince's bride and family act like they were in on something and were late cancelling their ironclad contract? They sent Dr. Pia to check how the viagra treatments were working on Austin and Brennan. Two different outcomes from men that only have a fear of vagina in common. Austin said fuck it, how bad can it be but looked ready for anyone from production to step in and take over. Dude was acting like his boyfriend was watching. Dr. Pia could not intimidate the russian. The drips were making him hostile but not rapey. One look from him and Dr. Pia's vagina stretched to oblivion. She no longer felt like the confident woman that she was hired to be. Attractiveness is turning others into water puddles with just one look. He deserves that too. 18-Jan-2024
The russian got crucified for having no attraction to his stranger wife. An expert recommended attraction conversion therapy. The women didn't understand. He said he's not attracted to her and if he says why it'll embarrass her. Maybe her pussy stinks. That's the truth women demand but refuse to listen to. The man doesn't need to be straight jacketed because a woman doesn't give him a woody. It's sexual coercion. 27-Dec-2023
S17E7. Never ever gift a couple a knife. It tears the relationship. Boy, that lady really didn't want to marry Prince. He withstood it and lavished us with too much presence. Was he enjoying the self pity? People need to realize their limitations and not use them to make others feel awkward for the sake of good tv. It appears he receives redemption. Isn't that against the rules? To insure less mishaps the producers must be required to describe something about him to the the girl strangers, missing the point of the show. It felt staged. It could have been Dr. Viviana in that wedding dress for all we know. I wish. I miss her. She and those cats. She was hilarious. I'm calling this the canine season because at least, more than one person is married to a dog. Not a thighmaster among them. The russian has something but acts like he's on a mission we don't want to know about. The black bride got shafted. Her husband thinks that being native gives him the authority to be right. We are all from tribes. Some tribes progress while others cling to a past that helps no one. Treaties fail, antagonism builds, a war is fought and a tribe loses. Instead of accepting the loss, they grudge and make it harder for progressive tribes to prosper and aide them, without guilt. Without the indian war, slavery or America, we wouldn't exist. My darling woman, dump him. He will never work out and his family will punish you. We are humans first. Oh, no. I just thought. They wouldn't dare hire a blind girl for Prince, right? 26-May-2021
There’s good reason why strong female role models deter other women from aiming for the top
Does every appointment of a female leader need to be a “breakthrough moment” for women? We hear this story endlessly – Jacinda Ardern, prime minister of New Zealand until last January; Sanna Marin, the outgoing prime minister of Finland; and Natalia Gavrili?a, prime minister of Moldova until last February, were all profiled as pathbreakers who would herald a new generation of female politicians. Yet, as women – including British female MPs – limp away from office, demoralised by abuse and succeeded by men, one wonders just how much inspiration their stories offer to younger people. In the past two decades, the number of women in global politics has risen dramatically. Now growth is plateauing. Meanwhile, women are flooding out of tech, just as they flooded in a few years ago.
There’s good reason
Teacher charged with luring ‘mentally ill’ student into sex
'God told her to'
My Sis Slept With All My Boyfriends. I’m Taking It Out on Her Son
High School Teacher Accused of Sex Trafficking
Omaha teacher caught in the act with student
Why ‘girl’s girl’ feminism is bullshit
Paramedics Reportedly Called to JoJo Siwa’s Pridex Party for Guest’s Possible Overdose
According to E! Online, officers were called to Siwa’s Los Angeles home shortly after 8 p.m. Wednesday when one of the guests began experiencing a medical emergency. A spokesperson for the L.A. Fire Department confirmed an unidentified 30-year-old man was transported to the hospital after he suffered a suspected overdose on LSD. The spokesperson could not provide details on the party-goers current condition but said no arrests were made in connection to the incident.
Paramedics Reportedly Called to JoJo Siwa’s Pride Party for Guest’s Possible Overdose
JoJo Siwa’s girl apologises for anti-trans and pro-Trump tweets
BJP MLA makes queerphobic remarks
Uncle Murda: lil-nas-x will die of aids
'AIN'T NONE OF THESE N-GGAS GAY'
‘Jeopardy!’ Champion Amy Schneider Robbed at Gunpoint
Queer Couple Flee After Being Charged With Murdering Young Woman
Woman claims she was catfished by her FEMALE BOSS for WEEKS
'I'm Not Sure Why'
‘scary ass bitch’
Apologize - One Republic & Timbaland
Foundation
Battlestar
Woke Dems have lied about transgender suicide
The Oklahoma medical examiner who ruled Benedict’s overdose death a suicide said the 16-year-old “did not die as a result of trauma” from the fight at school, and handwritten notes at the scene did not make reference to difficulties at school.
Nonbinary student Nex Benedict died by suicide, ODing after beating inside Oklahoma high school bathroom: official
Benedict suffered from “bipolar disorder, depression, anxiety, self-harm (cutting), chronic tobacco abuse and chronic marijuana abuse.”
No wonder.
Her short, sad life had been marred by an evil far more real than the politicized victimhood of cynical activists.
Woke Dems
UK will investigate adult trans health clinics following controversial review
...ideologues railroad kids into irreversible treatments with no evidence
Majority of children who express unhappiness with gender will grow out of it
Youngsters at suicide risk after sex change surgery
Our weak-kneed 'leaders' have been brutally exposed by gender review
The Cass Review shames the gay-rights establishment
Idaho can enforce ban on gender-affirming care for transgender youth
Female genital mutilation
We were pushed to transition as teens — now we’re ‘vindicated’
Killer's porn star dad says his first concern was that his son was gay
Aldrich's father went on to say that being gay did not align with their religious values.
'You know Mormons don't do gay. We don't do gay. There's no gays in the Mormon church. We don't do gay.'
Killer's porn star dad
CNN anchor refuses to use chosen pronouns of non-binary Colorado Springs gay club shooter
Official is on leave after they were charged with stealing a Vera Bradley suitcase
Dad Sentenced to 70 Years for Torturing and Murdering 4-Year-Old
Dad is arrested for killing and DISMEMBERING his 11- month-old daughter
Retired NFL Player Accused of Assaulting Son, Son's Boyfriend
Lifestyle blogger is jailed eight years for starving his newborn son to death
I’ve Suddenly Noticed My Husband Doesn’t Measure Up
I have a recurring thought that might turn into a problem. I’m married to a man I adore, and we have an incredible sex life that I wouldn’t change for the world. Passionate, fun, multiple orgasms per session. However, while my body is overjoyed, my mind is struggling. My husband is slightly shorter than average, and his dick is slightly smaller than average as well. This is something I’ve always known and has never impacted our sex life. But I had a friend complaining about a below-average-sized lover, and it got me all in my head. Now when I look at my husband in bed, I can’t not notice that he’s smaller than what society says he should be. I never thought about it before, but it’s making me feel less attracted to him now. I find myself less inclined to give him hand jobs or blow jobs because I don’t want to think about his size. Why am I obsessing over this when I find sex with him so pleasurable? How do I get over this?
—Little Problem
I’ve Suddenly Noticed My Husband Doesn’t Measure Up
Is it true ejaculating 21 times a month will drastically lower my husband’s risk of getting prostate cancer?
...he has one of world's largest penises
A British artist with a Jamaican accent when he raps is 'seriously thinking' about monetising his huge willy in exchange for a multi-million pound OnlyFans deal.
...he has one of world's largest penises
MORTIFIED after 'ruining' friend's wedding photos with his enormous WEDGIE
The longest penis sizes around the world
Inside the big D-list
Audience Reactions to The Exorcist:
"It's been reported that once inside the theater, a number of moviegoers vomited at the very graphic goings-on on the screen. Others fainted, or left the theater, nauseous and trembling, before the film was half over. Several people had heart attacks, a guard told me. Sep 26, 2023
‘She got on my nerves’
‘Alpha parent’ says she killed 5-year-old boy because he brought snacks into bed
When my mother found out that people were heart attacking, vomiting and dying at screenings of The Exorcist, in the 70's, she rushed me an invitation, especially after family members warned her I was too young. She was hoping some of that bad karma would befall me. She didn't understand a word of it (she doesn't speak english) but she's been acting like Pazuzu ever since. 07-Apr-2024
As a Gay Man, I’ll Never Be Normal
I have pride. I no longer crave the comforts of normalcy because so much joy and insight has come on the other side of fear and being an outlier, even an outcast. I have divorced my comforts from those of people around me. I know now that our culture’s fringe is also its framework. That is the power of queerness. Normalization is, frankly, anti-queer. No amount of respectability politics can change that. Being normal is a lie people tell themselves to cover up the reality that they are merely common.
As a Gay Man, I’ll Never Be Normal
Shocking Details Emerge On The Gay TikTok Couple Convicted Of Murder
Detransitioning from Barbie to Ken
Ethiopia cracks down on gay sex in hotels, bars and restaurants
“Gay sex party” priest handed prison sentence
Gay Jewish teen met with neo-Nazi killer because he thought sex would be ‘legendary
Migrants are 'drinking all day,' 'having sex in the stairs' in taxpayer-funded New York hotels
An employee at Row, one of New York City's best-known hotels, became a whistleblower Wednesday after he released video and photos of illegal immigrants trashing the hotel and leaving fresh food out to rot.
Rodriguez shared videos of fresh, "good food" sitting out to rot in trash bags because "the migrants don’t want to eat them."
"They said they don’t like it," he said. "This is all food that is going to waste. This is insane."
Migrants are 'drinking all day'
NYC can’t cater to migrants’ ‘cultural taste’ on food
Marco Murillo, 13, stabbed to death outside Chick-fil-A
Migrants' refusal to leave New York hotel met with outrage
Migrant crisis causes chaos in the streets
Shake Shack Founder Shutters Two Manhattan Restaurants
Block turned into illicit open-air market for migrants
‘Barbie’ Is Bad. There, I Said It.
Few dared rain on Barbie’s hot pink parade.
Those who openly hated it mostly did so for reasons having to do with what it “stood for.” They abhorred its (oddly anachronistic) third-wave feminist politics. They despised its commercialism and dreaded the prospect of future films about Mattel properties like Barney and American Girl dolls. They hated the idea of a movie about a sexualized pinup-shaped doll whose toy laptop or Working Woman (“I really talk!”) packaging couldn’t hide the stereotypes under the outfit.
Barbie’ Is Bad
Shakira Said Her Young Sons Thought 'Barbie' Was 'Emasculating'
I’m a mum to boys and agree with Shakira
Are women aware that they raised the toxic little bastards and have only themselves to blame? 14-Apr-2024
